The Fairchild A10 Thunderbolt II has a single 30mm Gatling cannon, and two general-electric turbines. When it fires its gun and puts its engines to full, it’ll actually accelerate backwards; that is how powerful it is.
I said mommy once when I was blasting a load into my old lady after a steamy sex session lmao, I was like I can not believe I just said that. And no I dont have any issues🤣 and as far as I know it didnt bother her.
There was a while where my gf would be like “here comes the peepee train” whenever I was about to get in her and she stopped because I would stop and refuse to do anything every time, so that’s good, but sometimes I tell myself “here comes the peepee train” in my head and now we just don’t do it as much as we used to
Just start singing “Twist” by Korn. Like, lean in real close, like you’re gonna whisper something in their ear, and just EE NAH OHH DAHP AH NEE NAH EE NAB OHH RAB NAB NAH!
My husband drunkenly said “slamma-lamma-dingdong” slowly, as if he was saying something cool, and I can definitely say it threw me off but it was hilarious! We still say it to each other jokingly but not during sex…except for a couple of times to be funny. What absolutely DID kill the mood was a drunken camping trip. We don’t drink often at all, this has been years ago. We went camping with a bunch of family so my husband drank with them. We ended up having sex (or starting to) and mid stroke my husband jumped up and farted. It was the loudest, most putrid fart to come from a human. He drunkenly apologized a bunch of times but the mood was obviously gone. We got out and sat by the fire while the tent aired out and then went to bed. He was too drunk to remember that and felt pretty bad when I told him about it.
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you look just like my mom
Florasfeeet
[in Goofy voice] Gahyuck! Fill Me Up Daddy!
His ex’s name.
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”
Hippopotamus – it’s her safe word.
Man, I love that picture of your kids on the mantel. It’s really doing it for me right now.
[wretches]
Can you smell that?
“Is it in yet?”
Go deeper (your already balls deep)
Not-a-fart! Not-a-fart!!
I have aids btw
“What the hell is that???”
You taste…terrible.
Any name but mine. Yes, it’s happened. Yes she was thrown out the house.
Just about to cum and they shout out “Hooray!”
his biological sister’s name..
Gangrene.
From a webcomic years back.
“Happy Birthday Grandma”
I’m about to shit all over you.
I’m bored…
Hey how’s your dad?
“You’re even better than my dad!”
“TAKE ME!”
“I’m getting fed up with this orgasm.”
Your cock tastes like my uncle’s.
Did you pay the utilities bill, it was due yesterday.
[Starts loudly singing virtually any song in existence.]
“Hitler did nothing wrong”
I love your tits (I’m a man)
Our children are gonna make America great again!
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
It doesn’t smell infected anymore does it?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I need to take a $h!t
“Right there bro.”
well that feels.. interesting
Im a cowboys fan
“Call me a goober, yeah I’m you’re little fucking silly goose”
I managed to kill the mood when I told my girlfriend that the position we were in wasn’t gonna get me over the line.🤦
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet!
Daddy.
Well if my wife said her boyfriend’s name I would be pretty pissed. Definitely would kill the mood then
“You just lost the game,” would probably be a mood killer.
“Gubernatorial”
You’re so wet it feels like I’m fucking a fish bowl.
Free Palestine™
Happened to a friend of mine:
“Have you seen my sketchpad?”
” Deeper”
Im giving it all he’s got captain
PUSTULES!
Hi mom 😂
You remind me of my dead wife.
Mmmmm, you’re so moist.
The Fairchild A10 Thunderbolt II has a single 30mm Gatling cannon, and two general-electric turbines. When it fires its gun and puts its engines to full, it’ll actually accelerate backwards; that is how powerful it is.
Ejaculate on my midriff
Is it pronounced gif or jif?
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
Call JG Wentworth
877-CASH-NOW
Fill me with those cummies
The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets more difficult as it continues
The n word
Congratulations, you’re my hundreth customer!
Im gonna win!
I wish my husband was this good in bed. Like Nope I’m out, that’s drama I don’t need in my life
Why is it foaming up like that?
“I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC…”
“FILL IT UP DADDY”…
“In this economy?”
“Im an alpha”
That’ll be my husband outside
“This is so sigma!”
Tertiary.
Just think in 2 more years I can vote.
“I’m gonna tease you” that’s something you JUST DO
Time to play with PICKLEE RICKKKK, “I’m a straight man btw”
I know we’re pretty much done but I do have worms
“you need to wake up you’ve been in a coma for 20 years” tends to be a pretty regular mood killer for me
You taste like your mother, but more musky.
You’re sisters got a tighter pussy-
Why does it feel like all of these posts are about sex?
I said mommy once when I was blasting a load into my old lady after a steamy sex session lmao, I was like I can not believe I just said that. And no I dont have any issues🤣 and as far as I know it didnt bother her.
There was a while where my gf would be like “here comes the peepee train” whenever I was about to get in her and she stopped because I would stop and refuse to do anything every time, so that’s good, but sometimes I tell myself “here comes the peepee train” in my head and now we just don’t do it as much as we used to
‘Tape dans l’fond, j’suis pas ta mère.’
I don’t think herpes is as bad as they say it is
Did you take out the trash?
I need to poop
A-hyuk!
Are you in yet?
One of my ex’s moaning a different dude’s name has stuck with me for almost 25 years.
That guy was a fuckin’ DICK.
If they call me daddy. Instant softy.
Just start singing “Twist” by Korn. Like, lean in real close, like you’re gonna whisper something in their ear, and just EE NAH OHH DAHP AH NEE NAH EE NAB OHH RAB NAB NAH!
Don’t tell Mom
Dad does it better!
Hurry before mom and dad get home!
Your going over your half hour so I’ll be charging you double
This isn’t consentual
my bad
Where is the condom??!?
My husband drunkenly said “slamma-lamma-dingdong” slowly, as if he was saying something cool, and I can definitely say it threw me off but it was hilarious! We still say it to each other jokingly but not during sex…except for a couple of times to be funny. What absolutely DID kill the mood was a drunken camping trip. We don’t drink often at all, this has been years ago. We went camping with a bunch of family so my husband drank with them. We ended up having sex (or starting to) and mid stroke my husband jumped up and farted. It was the loudest, most putrid fart to come from a human. He drunkenly apologized a bunch of times but the mood was obviously gone. We got out and sat by the fire while the tent aired out and then went to bed. He was too drunk to remember that and felt pretty bad when I told him about it.