The meme-ier (is that a word? it’s a word now!) the better!
Carcinization – the evolutionary trend for things to become crabs
The meme-ier (is that a word? it’s a word now!) the better!
Carcinization – the evolutionary trend for things to become crabs
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I’ve learned about maladaptive daydreaming, which is not a psychological term, but so perfectly describes what I’ve been doing since childhood. Although for me, not in a way that would actually have negative impacts on my life; it’s still nice to know that I’m not alone.
And also the phrase “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”, it so perfectly describes a lot of things that bother me.
The good ole self-reflection phrase for people who whine too much and never do anything in the moment about it: “what did they say when you asked them about it?”
“Not my circus, not my monkeys.” Conversely:
“Fuck, those are my monkeys.”
Shortening “premature ejaculation” to “prejac” lol
delulu
I don’t speak english so lots, especially sayings. Keeping up with the Joneses blew my mind cause it added layers to “keeping up with the Kardashians” never watched it, but it’s a very clever name for a reality tv show
Revenge bedtime procrastination
Void kitty
It’s just exactly how my brain approaches math. It sees it as a whole entity, cannot pick out what to do next, completely panics, has an epic meltdown, and I’m left with the dumbest look on my face going like – I think that’s a number and I think you do a verb with it.
“Everyone sucks here” from r/AmITheAsshole. It’s often the correct answer to real life messes anyway – that everyone involved sucks in varying degrees as it pertains to the mess and rarely is anyone just the villain or the hero.
I also caught myself putting tl;dr at the bottom of an email