Was 23 years old. In the midst of my parents divorce my dad essentially airs out all the dirty laundry on my mom. All these dudes she supposedly fucked or tried to fuck….times he had to go searching for her passed out in bars….or hanging out at a dudes house. Had no clue any of this happened.
Walked in on my dad having a moment to himself middle of the night after my uncle passed. We both just kind of sat there for a bit, reminiscing. He was crying softly to himself. It wasn’t awkward but it caught me off guard- it’s rare to see your father cry, but it humanizes them. You never forget those moments.
He saw a laser shoot from the moon and hit an asteroid that was heading towards earth.
All of a sudden I was not the crazy guy in the family. I felt quite validated until I told him that Oprah burnt down Maui and if we don’t paint the roof blue she will do it to us too😱
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Completely unprompted: “During WW2, the government just started locking up Japanese people. Good thing we’re not Japanese.”
My brother found out there was no Santa Claus in a similar manner.
Marry a white girl so you can dissolve your ethnicity as much possible to allow your kids to assimilate…
Caught me having sex with my gf in high school, and very awkwardly said your mom is going to handle this and walked off
We were out fishing and dad decided it was time to have “THE Talk.”
DAD: Son, I think it’s time I talked to you about women.
ME: Sure, Dad. What would you like to know?
Dad didn’t say a word. He just kept fishing.
Was 23 years old. In the midst of my parents divorce my dad essentially airs out all the dirty laundry on my mom. All these dudes she supposedly fucked or tried to fuck….times he had to go searching for her passed out in bars….or hanging out at a dudes house. Had no clue any of this happened.
Walked in on my dad having a moment to himself middle of the night after my uncle passed. We both just kind of sat there for a bit, reminiscing. He was crying softly to himself. It wasn’t awkward but it caught me off guard- it’s rare to see your father cry, but it humanizes them. You never forget those moments.
Completely unprompted, told me all about my grandfather (his dad), having never told me anything about him before. Twas eye opening.
He saw a laser shoot from the moon and hit an asteroid that was heading towards earth.
All of a sudden I was not the crazy guy in the family. I felt quite validated until I told him that Oprah burnt down Maui and if we don’t paint the roof blue she will do it to us too😱
Then he went back to being all normal😒
When my Dad told me a Chinese spy was watching him through his laptop camera while he was playing online chess.
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I wouldn’t call it a conversation, but I ended up getting texts meant for his girlfriend.
He’s married. 💀