Don’t block the walkway, sidewalk, a grocery aisle, or a hallway, if you need to stop and chat, check your phone or figure out where you’re going, just step to the side 🚶♂️➡️📱⬅️🚶♀️
If you feel the urge to repost/share something claiming to be informative, maybe do a little bit of research first to make sure it’s not pure bullshit.
Unless you are close friends, dont ask someone about their relationship unless they’ve already shared those details. And definitely don’t ask if they have/want/when they will have kids.
Wash your hands after taking a dump. One time my coworker shook my hand and I got some brown sludge on my hand. I was like whatever, since we worked construction and it was muddy everywhere I wasn’t fazed. Then I started smelling this foul smell after I shook his hand and realized this guy came out of the portapotty. Bruh I was furious. I slapped his face with his turd still on my hand. I got fired for that but I didn’t care, that bub had it coming.
Don’t ask if or assume that someone is pregnant. Ever. Unless maybe they’re physically crowning in your presence or something. But seriously, don’t.
On that note, also don’t ask someone if they want kids, if they’re trying to have kids, or why they don’t have kids already. Or, don’t tell them they’re missing out or doing something wrong by not currently having kids. Infertility sucks and questions and comments like that are incredibly painful and intrusive. You never know who’s going through it.
Be kind and polite when possible. Don’t judge someone for a bad day.
Take care of the planet and animals. We don’t deserve them.
If you go to someones house, bring them something if it’s a dinner or if not, help them clean up, or minimum bring your plates or dishes to the sink. Don’t sit there waiting to be served by your friends.
If you stay over at someone’s house, make the bed. Bonus if you make them a coffee.
Dont stop in the middle of the aisle with your cart when shopping (looking at you person, at Costco, who just stop and walks off to get something with people behind them) and lets add also walking backwards with the cart without looking..
Dont tell mom you think your aunt is a better cook. Lol especially when it been a clear competition between them their whole lives..
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Don’t take the last one of anything – at least not without offering it around first, offering to split it, etc.
When a girl asks for a pad, you give it to her no questionz
When a girl asks for a pad, you give it to her no questionz
Do not ask someone if they are having a case of the “Mondays”
Be on time
Be on time
Use headphones when in public.
If someone’s being an asshole to you for absolutely no discernable reason, it’s probably not about you.
Don’t block the walkway, sidewalk, a grocery aisle, or a hallway, if you need to stop and chat, check your phone or figure out where you’re going, just step to the side 🚶♂️➡️📱⬅️🚶♀️
Don’t be a douche.
Don’t interrupt people while they’re speaking. It’s basic respect. Let them finish, then share your thoughts
Do not assume someone is pregnant! Don’t, just don’t. I’ve done this recently and it’s still makes me cringe occasionally.
In a relationship, it’s never me against you, it’s both of us against the problem.
Don’t repeat yourself.
Don’t repeat yourself.
Don’t repeat yourself.
If you feel the urge to repost/share something claiming to be informative, maybe do a little bit of research first to make sure it’s not pure bullshit.
keep right when walking on a sidewalk, walkway or trail.
Give people time to speak, do not interrupt when they are still trying to finish their sentence.
Don’t be a dumbass, keep right except to pass
Just be nice
Unless you are close friends, dont ask someone about their relationship unless they’ve already shared those details. And definitely don’t ask if they have/want/when they will have kids.
As a man, leave a urinal between you and the other guy whenever possible.
If you run from cops, they’re probably coming after you with an ass-whoopin.
Don’t tell someone they look tired when they aren’t wearing make-up
Always have courage, and be kind 🖤
When you are happy and you know it… you clap your hands
Don’t pet the fluffy buffalos.
Use your earphones; your taste in music is not the same as everyone else’s.
No sex in the champagne room
2d chess
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
You leave at least one urinal in between you and the guy next to you open. Or you wait
Never cut in line, ever.
Never cut in line, ever.
Wash your hands after taking a dump. One time my coworker shook my hand and I got some brown sludge on my hand. I was like whatever, since we worked construction and it was muddy everywhere I wasn’t fazed. Then I started smelling this foul smell after I shook his hand and realized this guy came out of the portapotty. Bruh I was furious. I slapped his face with his turd still on my hand. I got fired for that but I didn’t care, that bub had it coming.
Look at her face when she’s talking to you, not her boobs.
When someone looks like they’re about to cry, don’t ask “aRe yOU oKaY?”
Walk on the right side of hallways or stairs to avoid bumping into each other
Always go on the right.
Genuine kindness kills alot of mean miserable people.
Don’t ask if or assume that someone is pregnant. Ever. Unless maybe they’re physically crowning in your presence or something. But seriously, don’t.
On that note, also don’t ask someone if they want kids, if they’re trying to have kids, or why they don’t have kids already. Or, don’t tell them they’re missing out or doing something wrong by not currently having kids. Infertility sucks and questions and comments like that are incredibly painful and intrusive. You never know who’s going through it.
Always show up 15 minutes early!
Do not speak the unspoken rules. Duh.
(Oops!)
Wash your hands after using the bathroom 🤦.
There’s 3 fingers pointing back when you point yours.
Hesitate when going around blind corners in the grocery store. And put your fucking cart back when you’re done, you animal.
Donald j.Trump was compromised by the Russian Gov’t in the 80s. Do not support him.
Don’t whiz on the electric fence
Don’t leave your trash in my car
Salt your tomatoes.
I really couldn’t say, it’s unspeakable
Don’t look up while walking behind a girl on the stairs
Always wait for the people to exit the elevator before entering.
Be kind and polite when possible. Don’t judge someone for a bad day.
Take care of the planet and animals. We don’t deserve them.
If you go to someones house, bring them something if it’s a dinner or if not, help them clean up, or minimum bring your plates or dishes to the sink. Don’t sit there waiting to be served by your friends.
If you stay over at someone’s house, make the bed. Bonus if you make them a coffee.
Don’t put your finger where you wouldn’t put your wiener.
Don’t make assumptions. When you find yourself doing it, remind yourself you just made that story up.
Bros before 304s but at the same time respect their significant other
Nazis are bad and you shouldn’t be voting for them or people that have anything positive to say about them.
Wash your hands after you use the restroom!
“don’t be a dick”
Be nice & respectful. It costs nothing.
Always say thank you.
Please Dont chew food with your mouth open.
Dont stop in the middle of the aisle with your cart when shopping (looking at you person, at Costco, who just stop and walks off to get something with people behind them) and lets add also walking backwards with the cart without looking..
Dont tell mom you think your aunt is a better cook. Lol especially when it been a clear competition between them their whole lives..
You can’t cook fish in the work microwave
When staying in someone’s home keep your belongings organized/not scattered in the living room. My mother is in town doing this 😭
Stay away from your friends’ significant other
Change the damn roll of toilet paper if you use the last of it
Spit is not lube.