What’s great about being men?

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What makes you glad to be a man that comes from positive effects of you being a man, not negative effects of being a woman.

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  1. AnonymousResponder00 Avatar

    Being able to pee outside

  2. confused_lighthouse Avatar

    friendships are actual friendships

  3. Pitiful-Resort-6635 Avatar

    The want to protect those around you.

  4. Purple-Upstairs4488 Avatar

    Physically stronger

  5. Actual_Engineer_7557 Avatar

    the few moments in my life where my presence made another person feel safer

  6. Awkward-Resist-6570 Avatar

    What you see is what you get. Simple, straightforward and often blunt as fuck.

  7. Dear-Simple9621 Avatar

    Not being afraid going Home alone – 🥲

  8. loki0111 Avatar

    I don’t need to live my life with a giant fear boner of everything.

  9. Crisis88 Avatar

    Casual strength is great.
    Lifting regularly, and not even doing anything ludicrous means if I need to shift something heavy, I can just do it myself.
    Does mean you get asked to do so by others occasionally, but it’s not a huge ask

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  11. GrandFrogPrince Avatar

    You get to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  12. DeepFuckingKoopa Avatar

    We’re really strong

  13. kqkqshii Avatar

    I can hold in so much! for years and years on! (yes it is traumatic) but in reality it helps figure out the next step clearly!

  14. -TeamCaffeine- Avatar

    I enjoy being solution oriented when I hear other people’s problems. I really enjoy that part of the male brain. It’s like the default mode is to figure out puzzles constantly.

  15. MonkeyUseBrain Avatar

    Not being easily offended

  16. No_Hat_00 Avatar

    Cheaper haircuts, compared to women

  17. Whifflepickle Avatar

    Being a father.

  18. GenerousWineMerchant Avatar
    1. I am stronger than every woman on Earth without even working out.
    2. I have a penis and get to bang women, which is fun and enjoyable.
    3. The world is my toilet.
    4. Women may have better orgasms but I guarantee you men have a lot more orgasms in their life.
    5. My ancestors are smiling upon me Imperial, can you say the same?
  19. Ban-Circumcision-Now Avatar

    Not having to go through the pain and after effects of childbirth, although we do have our own trauma inducing surgeries

  20. AleksandrNevsky Avatar

    I can pee standing up and I don’t get periods. That’s pretty much it.

  21. twombles21 Avatar

    Being a problem solver. I love thinking critically about a problem and implementing creative solutions. My wife always comes to me when she has a problem she can’t solve, and for the most part, I love being the one to solve them for her.

  22. MyLandIsMyLand89 Avatar

    1: Strength. Even an untrained man is stronger than most female athletes.
    2: No periods.
    3: Sex.

    If I could let women experience anything from being a man it would be PIV intercourse. Fuck it’s awesome. Then they would understand why we want it all the time.

  23. KalzK Avatar

    When I see my wife struggling with heavy objects I am happy to be strong

  24. Slizardttf Avatar

    We dnt scream at any inconvenience.

  25. Consistent_Damage900 Avatar

    A. I have a penis and it’s a lot of fun.
    B. Women are attracted to me as a man.

    Everything else I can think of is a byproduct of not being a woman.

  26. GoodWaste8222 Avatar

    Basically everything tbh

  27. skyxsteel Avatar

    Not having to worry about safety as women or getting creepily hit on as often.

  28. AdOutrageous2619 Avatar

    Coming together and doing good work. Or just plain Good like helping someone.

  29. Striking-Anxiety-604 Avatar

    I’ve been pretty much the same emotion since puberty. The women I know have a much larger range of emotions, and they go through them all on a predictable cycle. Meanwhile, I’m pretty much always the same.

  30. Dry_Temporary_6175 Avatar

    Leadership, Stoicism, Problem Solver.

  31. remes1234 Avatar

    Feeling pretty safe almost everywhere.

  32. JellicoAlpha_3_1 Avatar

    Its so much quicker to pee at football games or concerts

    Especially if it’s an old school stadium that still has piss troughs

  33. manwithoutajetpack Avatar

    We have a sense of humor and know how to have simple fun as evidence by r/JustGuysBeingDudes

  34. Hoopy223 Avatar

    Logical thoughts

    Drive a stick shift

    Piss standing up

  35. dukeofthefoothills1 Avatar

    Can pee standing up.
    Reasonably strong, can defend myself.

  36. Low-Ad-8269 Avatar

    I never think about walking alone in a parking garage, or anywhere at night.

  37. Njtotx3 Avatar

    People take you seriously because of your baritone voice.

  38. Unlucky-Pomegranate3 Avatar

    Compartmentalization. Keeping work at work and home at home.

  39. ProfessorOilNGas Avatar

    I think the biggest problem with being a woman is that people won’t leave you alone if you’re even halfway attractive. Not being left alone when I want to be left alone, which is most of the time, would be hell.

  40. Think_Reporter_8179 Avatar

    Being a large man is fantastic. I can’t speak for normal sized men, but being a small giant has definitely made my life easy (except for the back pain and flying in airplanes). Nobody messes with me, and nobody messes with others when huge people are around from my experience.

  41. trailrider Avatar

    The world is your bathroom,

    Don’t worry about a crazy stalker. Not saying it doesn’t happen but I suspect it’s nowhere near as much as women deal with,

    Typically not worried about doing something by myself. I know women that won’t go for a job alone.

    We’re typically viewed as knowing what we’re talking about compared to women whether we have a clue or not.

    Lot less maintenance. No period, ovulation, how some women won’t know they have an STD because it’s inside them, easier to clean, etc.

    No big boobs to give us back problems. Dated a woman with large breasts. Her back hurt all the time. Bra’s were hell to find. Another I’m friends with was overjoyed when she finally got reduction surgery.

    Doc’s won’t refuse to snip me because “maybe your future wife will want kids”.

    Easier to open a jar of pickles for us.

    With certain exceptions, almost guaranteed to orgasm.

  42. Euphoric-Passion5118 Avatar

    That’s such a hard question to answer. As a dad of 2 boys and husband, I really struggle to answer it….. I always find that what I’m doing is either wrong or not enough. There is a tight leash around my neck with what I can do. I often feel like if I do the wrong thing by my wife or kids… I’m separating them from me.

    Sorry, that’s the best that I can do

  43. Delli-paper Avatar

    Nobody cares what you do as long as it doesn’t impact them. Its also the worst part.

  44. bdrwr Avatar

    Not once have I ever had someone dangle career advancement in front of my face in exchange for me having to fuck them.

  45. Iesjo Avatar

    Post nut clarity

  46. debacular Avatar

    I like having good physical strength