Get married or have kids. I’ve never had interest in either one and I’m old enough to be pretty confident it’s not because I just haven’t met the right guy or whatever.
Get married for the wrong reasons. I believe in love, but I’m 98% sure I’ll never settle for anything less than a partnership where both people genuinely respect, trust, and support each other — not just for the sake of society’s expectations or to avoid being alone
I do not want a kid, so Im 98% sure It will never happen. Leaving that 2% for if a complete accident. If that occurs, I really dont know what I will do. Obviously it would be up to the theoretical mother, But if it was up to me, I’d either terminate early or find someone to adopt.
No kid deserves a parent that didnt want it, and that would be me.
Beat my partner. The only reason i’m not one hundred percent sure is because there can always be an unpredictable situation like a stress induced psychotic break where i behave completely unlike myself. But if i am in my right mind and in control of my faculties then i know i will never beat my partner.
Have a threesome lol or other carefree options. Had low confidence when I should have been trying, and I’m too happy to take the risk to go see what the fuss is about now.
Succeed. I’m almost 30. I USED to average three jobs a year. Nowadays, it seems I’m unemployable. Wonder why. Fiancé left me. Tried and failed at college thrice. Several dozen manuscripts that are at best 20% done and will never be published. Several games that never got past concepting and basic coding. Dozens of mods for a variety of games, undone. Didn’t finish high-school, just got my GED. Only made it a third of the way along the Appalachian trail. When I streamed never got more than 3 viewers. Two of them where my ex. The last was my phone. Participation medals for martial arts tournament. Disabled. Fell out of contact with all my friends, or drove them off by being a sad sack. I cannot recall the last time a genuinely good thing happened in my life, as a matter of fact my earliest memory is literally a nightmare I had when I was two.
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Heroin.
have children
get a tattoo
Smoke weed
Make it out alive
Get married or have kids. I’ve never had interest in either one and I’m old enough to be pretty confident it’s not because I just haven’t met the right guy or whatever.
Vote reform/ Tory/ ukip/ starmers labour….
Give you up
Let you down
Run around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie and hurt you
Eat frog legs.
Successfully fold a fitted sheet
Go skydiving or bungee jumping
Use my reproductive system
Travel to every country in the world
Act in a porno
Leave the United States
Be happy
Dr*gs
Visit the Titanic in a tin can with four wealthy friends and a PlayStation controller.
Vote Republican.
I’m never gonna do it right the first time
stop doomscrolling
Eat cuy
retire
Become an astronaut. Damn
have a family, have a threesome, or have a million dollars… There’s a lot that’s never gonna happen.
Sex. I’m 25m, ugly fuck, and socially off. It’s over.
Not 98, but 100% sure, be as rich as Elon Musk
Be happy again
Im never gonna dance again.
i would say not do meth but i’m certain i was dosed at the start of the year
so i’m gonna say fight a polar bear
See Times Square in person
Be in a threesome
Sex. Because I’m 98% certain I’ll never have a boyfriend/husband…
Sex with a woman.
cheating to my partner.
Get married for the wrong reasons. I believe in love, but I’m 98% sure I’ll never settle for anything less than a partnership where both people genuinely respect, trust, and support each other — not just for the sake of society’s expectations or to avoid being alone
Eat human flesh
100% I’m never gonna dive near any man made object underwater (e.g., shipwrecks)
Heroin
Travel as much as I’d like.
Edit: Due to food allergies.
Well
have a baby
Fall in love or be loved.
Be a father. Step dad already…… I’m not gonna carry the family name forward, though.
drugs
Cocaine
Bang Stiflers mom
Marrying most likely
be normal
Go to space
Hard drugs
Own a house
Get onto a submarine headed to the Titanic
Win the lottery…. probably about 99.99999% sure about that. 😉
Have sex with Claudia Schiffer
Have a kid.
I do not want a kid, so Im 98% sure It will never happen. Leaving that 2% for if a complete accident. If that occurs, I really dont know what I will do. Obviously it would be up to the theoretical mother, But if it was up to me, I’d either terminate early or find someone to adopt.
No kid deserves a parent that didnt want it, and that would be me.
Go to Europe.
Do? Marry. Have? A best friend. Any close, genuine friend really. I’m 54, so yeah, I don’t think it’s ever going to happen now.
Smoke anything other than weed
Be a cop
One? I got a million.
Run a marathon
skydive
Caving
Under water caving
Recover from CFS if you lower the percentage to 95%.
I think most people are missing the point that it’s 98%, not 100%
Be certain of anything.
Bang Nancy Pelosi
I will never:
– Walk on the Moon
– Walk on Mars
– kill somebody who don’t deserves it
– find the Love of my Life
have kids
Be happy again.
Lick my back
Skydive
Have another threesome!
Beat my partner. The only reason i’m not one hundred percent sure is because there can always be an unpredictable situation like a stress induced psychotic break where i behave completely unlike myself. But if i am in my right mind and in control of my faculties then i know i will never beat my partner.
Two chicks at one time
Have kids, because ew.
be happy completely, not just with distractions
Take it in the ass
I’m 98% sure I’m never going to go skydiving. I like my adventures with a little less gravity and a lot more ground
I’m gonna live forever or die trying.
ski down from mt.everest
Be unfaithfull
Why only 98%? There’s a huge list of things I’m 100% sure I’m never going to do.
Be accepted
Go to space
Own a house or land.
Have a threesome lol or other carefree options. Had low confidence when I should have been trying, and I’m too happy to take the risk to go see what the fuss is about now.
Own a home
Two chicks at once
Succeed. I’m almost 30. I USED to average three jobs a year. Nowadays, it seems I’m unemployable. Wonder why. Fiancé left me. Tried and failed at college thrice. Several dozen manuscripts that are at best 20% done and will never be published. Several games that never got past concepting and basic coding. Dozens of mods for a variety of games, undone. Didn’t finish high-school, just got my GED. Only made it a third of the way along the Appalachian trail. When I streamed never got more than 3 viewers. Two of them where my ex. The last was my phone. Participation medals for martial arts tournament. Disabled. Fell out of contact with all my friends, or drove them off by being a sad sack. I cannot recall the last time a genuinely good thing happened in my life, as a matter of fact my earliest memory is literally a nightmare I had when I was two.
Crack
Believe in a god
Die
Retire 🙁
I think vaping/smoking hopefully I’ll try by best add drugs also
Hold my grandchildren.
Drugs, be above 35% bodyfat, bench 400kg (I might end up on steroids who knows), kill myself, get a PhD in Chemistry
any kind of drugs or alcohol
Heart surgery.
Give up
Skydiving. No siree.
Bungee jump
Be a mum.
Nearly a decade of infertility and failed treatments I’m slowly accepting that I won’t be a mama.
.Date probably..but still there’s 2% chance .I thinkkk
Receive an annual pay rise that matches inflation. 15 years and counting of real terms pay cuts
Go into space
Eat a crab after cracking it apart. Sucking the meat out of its legs. Ugh.
Win the lottery
Chuck a shit into an animal enclosure
be happy/find love
Take a dixk in My b hole.
Taking my own life💀
Get married
Be the child model, child actor, serve in the Military like I wanted to.
Heroin.
Take a dick up my ass. The 2% uncertainty is based on market demand.
Visit india