English education in Japan is kept deliberately bad in order to funnel money to private tutoring businesses and other English education industries and to keep the dwindling population from moving overseas.
A huge amount of money is poured into English education every year and it has been this way for decades. Yet, the education system and actual English ability among the population is really poor. Around the same level as Afghanistan.
The people at the top pulling the strings are right-wing nationalists who lament the declining birthrate and stagnant economy and don’t want to see young people leaving for better opportunities and higher salaries elsewhere.
As I’ve said before: That the entire U.S. mattress industry is a front for criminal organizations. Virtually every city has more mattress stores than it needs. When was the last time you bought a mattress? So then why does a city of 80,000 have like 7 separate mattress retail places within like six blocks?
Almost all conspiracies are true, in the sense that they are something other than the official story. Doesn’t mean I know all the details or believe that it necessarily happened in a certain way
🛸 THE MICROWAVE FREQUENCY CONSPIRACY: Alien Telephones Are Ringing—and Nobody’s Answering 📡
“Every time you heat up your leftover pizza, an alien misses a call.”
Welcome to the wild truth they don’t want you to know.
For decades, humans have blindly zapped their Hot Pockets, popcorn, and sad office lunches using microwave ovens. But what if I told you that those microwave frequencies—specifically 2.45 GHz—just so happen to match the ancient galactic carrier wave used by an alien civilization to power their interdimensional communication network?
The Theory:
• Aliens use subspace resonance communication, operating on a band eerily close to common microwave ovens.
• Every time a microwave door closes and that unmistakable beep-beep sounds, it sends a short, high-energy burst into the aether.
• That burst? It’s a phantom ring—like the interstellar version of a butt-dial.
• Somewhere in the Andromeda cluster, an alien picks up their crystalline bio-phone and hears nothing but static… again.
“They think we’re prank calling them. That’s why they haven’t contacted us. We’ve been ghosting aliens with lasagna.” — Dr. Melvin Quartz, self-proclaimed Microwaveologist
Supporting Evidence (totally not made up):
• 1967: First microwave sold widely.
1968: First recorded “Wow! Signal.”
• Microwaves use the same frequency band as Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi? Wireless… Intergalactic Frequency Interference.
• UFO sightings spike during mealtimes? Coincidence? Wake up, sheeple.
The Call to Action:
It’s time we demand answers.
It’s time we cover our microwaves in foil.
It’s time we pick up the phone and say,
“Sorry, it was a Hot Pocket.”
911 was not done by osama bin Laden. I just am very skeptical that 9 guys with box cutters were able to hijack 3 airplanes and were identified by an attackers passport falling from the World Trade Center.
Some things in your life that are meaningless for your life, has a big reason in another persons life
Let me give you an example: you take another route to school just for the heck of it, which makes another person catch a red light they otherwise wouldn’t have, thus saving them from a car accident which would have happened if they didn’t
Big name airplane manufacturers have been cutting costs on parts for their airplanes and murdering people who tried to blow the whistle, and that’s why we’re having much more plane crashes than usual, and it’s actually fucking CATASTROPHIC, but there’s a strong disinformation campaign disseminated online to gaslight people into thinking nothing has changed and flying is as safe as it’s ever been, and to enforce mob mentality and shame people for being “conspiracy theorists” and questioning it.
There’s some extreme stuff beyond the level of Ditty’s freak parties that probably involved some pretty powerful people. Stuff that might make Epstein blush.
Multiple timelines exist across multiple universes, and they intersect at random points in time, which cause human experiences like deja vu and the Mandela Effect.
I believe this to be true as it would be a logical explanation for some of the events that have happened in our history, especially our recent history.
Standalone mattress stores are our front for laundering Money. I’m a 38-year-old grown man and I don’t know of a single person in my entire life that has ever actually bought a mattress from a standalone mattress store.
Edit: everyone claiming to have actually purchased a mattress from a standalone store. I see you mafiosos. I see you.
Almost every single action the United States has taken in the middle east over the last forty years has been directly and solely for the benefit of Israel, not the United States. I believe it because almost every action the United States has taken in the ME has damaged and indebted itself while destroying or destabilizing Israel’s enemies.
Israel played a key role in orchestrating 9/11. Multiple Middle Eastern and North African countries that had growing economies like Libya, Syria, and Iraq were destabilized during the so-called war on terror. Had these countries continued to grow they could have been a viable economic rival to Israel, so Israel orchestrated 9/11 knowing it would lead to the destruction of potential rivals.
I think the us government has backed or maybe even started some of the whackiest conspiracy theories. I’m talking lizard people etc.
By doing this they bring the respect for conspiracy theories as a whole way down in the public eye. Even if you believe in way tamer theories (that could potentially turn out to be true) it’s harder to discuss those because you’ll get the “all conspiracy theoretics are lunatics” stamp real fast and will be disregarded.
I have no evidence whatsoever though
We didn’t land on the moon, and you’re a dumbass if you think we did. We can’t get through the van Allen radiation belt today, but somehow did back then? Then we conveniently lost all the tech?
The government, politicians, businessmen, blackrock, and huge investors manipulate the markets like crazy and purposely employ media companies to push their own narratives. These affect financial asset prices resulting in discount prices for the insider whales who then pump it back up.
the last 2000 years of history that is commonly taught through the “Western Christian” lens is one giant fairytale, and what is taught to most people as factual history is 99% theological nonsense that has little to do with actual historical/archeological evidence.
The US actively fighting against democracy all over the world during the cold war against anyone outside Europe that tried to regulate American capitalists – and massive surveillance of civil rights activists
That this version of reality is controlled by Hebrew black magic. And all ley lines have been corrupted by dark Kabbalistic energies. With the help of Gentile male blood and complex rituals. Now CERN and AI takeover. Hebrew and Halal Dietary laws will slowly be integrated into society. Then the energies will revert to female and balance restored. The hexagram is a balance of male and female forces.
My COVID conspiracy is not about the vaccines, but the tests. My theory is that the tests were allowed to give a high percentage of false negatives so that we would spread the disease and eventually attain herd immunity.
Space-time of the universe is not flat; it is convex. The universe is not expanding at an accelerated rate. It is falling into the black hole spherical shell. The red shift at the edge of universe is because of the time dilation, not dark energy. The further out to the edge of the universe you go, the slower your time passes.
Why do I think this? A black hole can not have a point singularity cause the center of the black hole has no gravity. The mass is equally distributed around it. The singularity is a spherical shell where time stops. The whole universe is inside of a giant black hole.
Damn near all of them at this point. They have a good track record recently. Some are so obviously fake conspiracy theories that they support the conspiracy theory that the government or other powerful groups feed really bad ones to the public so the rest of the theories look less reputable by association.
Like how we saw a weird and random uptick in the exposure of anti-vax conspiracy theorists just months before covid kicked off. Or the random spike in neo-nazis getting clowned on before a sweetheart financial deal with Israel. Either the public eye is being controlled just before events, or the events happen because they notice where the public eye is.
Isn’t even really a theory because at this point it’s been proven that the United States intentionally flowed coke and crack through America to ruin black communities but once it became a rich person drug that’s when it became a problem
RFK Jr is trying to kill as many people as possible. And if we wanna go one layer deeper I suspect it has something to do with the Kennedy curse and being surrounded by death at such a young age. But Kennedy definitely has the dark triad signs of a serial killer.
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Ok, a couple celebrities have been replaced. That’s not the same Ariana Grande we started with on Victorious
English education in Japan is kept deliberately bad in order to funnel money to private tutoring businesses and other English education industries and to keep the dwindling population from moving overseas.
A huge amount of money is poured into English education every year and it has been this way for decades. Yet, the education system and actual English ability among the population is really poor. Around the same level as Afghanistan.
The people at the top pulling the strings are right-wing nationalists who lament the declining birthrate and stagnant economy and don’t want to see young people leaving for better opportunities and higher salaries elsewhere.
It isn’t a conspiracy theory, if it actually happened. That would make it a fact.
I don’t believe Antifa is “just an idea.”
Alien/UFO.
US govt and world governments know way more about the existence of other life out there in space. It’s too massive for us to be the only life forms.
Kept a secret since it would flip a lot of institutions on their head.
Marilyn Manson is really that skinny kid from Mr. Belvedere.
The earth is flat. Like 1) gravity, 2) like have you ever flown in a plane and looked outside. 3) plus you can’t believe what “the man” tells you
This has been asked a thousand times.
Aliens
As I’ve said before: That the entire U.S. mattress industry is a front for criminal organizations. Virtually every city has more mattress stores than it needs. When was the last time you bought a mattress? So then why does a city of 80,000 have like 7 separate mattress retail places within like six blocks?
Ill get banned if I explain.
Depends on how you define conspiracy.
Almost all conspiracies are true, in the sense that they are something other than the official story. Doesn’t mean I know all the details or believe that it necessarily happened in a certain way
JFK
9/11
Covid
Hitler
Sandy Hook
Many events are false flags with crisis actors
Dead Internet Theory. Just spend some time on the internet and you’ll notice how many bots there are.
Hold onto your aluminum foil hats…
🛸 THE MICROWAVE FREQUENCY CONSPIRACY: Alien Telephones Are Ringing—and Nobody’s Answering 📡
“Every time you heat up your leftover pizza, an alien misses a call.”
Welcome to the wild truth they don’t want you to know.
For decades, humans have blindly zapped their Hot Pockets, popcorn, and sad office lunches using microwave ovens. But what if I told you that those microwave frequencies—specifically 2.45 GHz—just so happen to match the ancient galactic carrier wave used by an alien civilization to power their interdimensional communication network?
The Theory:
• Aliens use subspace resonance communication, operating on a band eerily close to common microwave ovens.
• Every time a microwave door closes and that unmistakable beep-beep sounds, it sends a short, high-energy burst into the aether.
• That burst? It’s a phantom ring—like the interstellar version of a butt-dial.
• Somewhere in the Andromeda cluster, an alien picks up their crystalline bio-phone and hears nothing but static… again.
“They think we’re prank calling them. That’s why they haven’t contacted us. We’ve been ghosting aliens with lasagna.” — Dr. Melvin Quartz, self-proclaimed Microwaveologist
Supporting Evidence (totally not made up):
• 1967: First microwave sold widely.
1968: First recorded “Wow! Signal.”
• Microwaves use the same frequency band as Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi? Wireless… Intergalactic Frequency Interference.
• UFO sightings spike during mealtimes? Coincidence? Wake up, sheeple.
The Call to Action:
It’s time we demand answers.
It’s time we cover our microwaves in foil.
It’s time we pick up the phone and say,
“Sorry, it was a Hot Pocket.”
911 was not done by osama bin Laden. I just am very skeptical that 9 guys with box cutters were able to hijack 3 airplanes and were identified by an attackers passport falling from the World Trade Center.
Nordic languages don’t exist, they all just make nonsense noises at each other when they detect a non-Nord in their vicinity.
Think about it, why do they all speak perfect English?
The ear looks remarkably okay, the whole thing was staged.
Some things in your life that are meaningless for your life, has a big reason in another persons life
Let me give you an example: you take another route to school just for the heck of it, which makes another person catch a red light they otherwise wouldn’t have, thus saving them from a car accident which would have happened if they didn’t
There is a secret cabal of powerful Christians who believe it is their job to bring about judgment day and are trying to start a nuclear war
The real reason we’ve never been back to the moon is because when we went there, we discovered aliens and they told us never to return.
We’re all engaged in spiritual warfare, all day long. Some don’t even bother to try.
Big name airplane manufacturers have been cutting costs on parts for their airplanes and murdering people who tried to blow the whistle, and that’s why we’re having much more plane crashes than usual, and it’s actually fucking CATASTROPHIC, but there’s a strong disinformation campaign disseminated online to gaslight people into thinking nothing has changed and flying is as safe as it’s ever been, and to enforce mob mentality and shame people for being “conspiracy theorists” and questioning it.
The CIA killed Kennedy; Oswald was an agent of the CIA, but was used as a patsy, just like he said he was.
The election was stolen, and we are all suffering for it
They are keeping male birth control out of the market because they fear birthrates will plummet
Krasnov.
Epstein definitely did not kill himself.
There’s some extreme stuff beyond the level of Ditty’s freak parties that probably involved some pretty powerful people. Stuff that might make Epstein blush.
The Alternate Timeline Theory.
Multiple timelines exist across multiple universes, and they intersect at random points in time, which cause human experiences like deja vu and the Mandela Effect.
I believe this to be true as it would be a logical explanation for some of the events that have happened in our history, especially our recent history.
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Standalone mattress stores are our front for laundering Money. I’m a 38-year-old grown man and I don’t know of a single person in my entire life that has ever actually bought a mattress from a standalone mattress store.
Edit: everyone claiming to have actually purchased a mattress from a standalone store. I see you mafiosos. I see you.
JFK assasination was done by the cia. Mlk was killed the fbi.
UFOs including bodies are being housed in top secret military bases
Almost every single action the United States has taken in the middle east over the last forty years has been directly and solely for the benefit of Israel, not the United States. I believe it because almost every action the United States has taken in the ME has damaged and indebted itself while destroying or destabilizing Israel’s enemies.
I believe that cures for lots of diseases exist and have been suppressed as there’s more money in prolonged treatment as opposed to a one time cure.
Israel played a key role in orchestrating 9/11. Multiple Middle Eastern and North African countries that had growing economies like Libya, Syria, and Iraq were destabilized during the so-called war on terror. Had these countries continued to grow they could have been a viable economic rival to Israel, so Israel orchestrated 9/11 knowing it would lead to the destruction of potential rivals.
I think the us government has backed or maybe even started some of the whackiest conspiracy theories. I’m talking lizard people etc.
By doing this they bring the respect for conspiracy theories as a whole way down in the public eye. Even if you believe in way tamer theories (that could potentially turn out to be true) it’s harder to discuss those because you’ll get the “all conspiracy theoretics are lunatics” stamp real fast and will be disregarded.
I have no evidence whatsoever though
The CIA flooded the streets with crack to destroy the civil rights movement.
We didn’t land on the moon, and you’re a dumbass if you think we did. We can’t get through the van Allen radiation belt today, but somehow did back then? Then we conveniently lost all the tech?
The government, politicians, businessmen, blackrock, and huge investors manipulate the markets like crazy and purposely employ media companies to push their own narratives. These affect financial asset prices resulting in discount prices for the insider whales who then pump it back up.
the last 2000 years of history that is commonly taught through the “Western Christian” lens is one giant fairytale, and what is taught to most people as factual history is 99% theological nonsense that has little to do with actual historical/archeological evidence.
Pharmaceutical Companies help keep the antivaxx movement alive because healthy people don’t make good customers.
That COVID was developed in a lab.
The US actively fighting against democracy all over the world during the cold war against anyone outside Europe that tried to regulate American capitalists – and massive surveillance of civil rights activists
Oh wait. All that is proven beyond a doubt
Then my conspiracy theory is that they still do
Vaccines work.No questions. But there is something wrong about the COVID vaccine and the mandate pushed during the period.
That all of you are AI and bots and I’m playing the Reddit game on 1-player
That this version of reality is controlled by Hebrew black magic. And all ley lines have been corrupted by dark Kabbalistic energies. With the help of Gentile male blood and complex rituals. Now CERN and AI takeover. Hebrew and Halal Dietary laws will slowly be integrated into society. Then the energies will revert to female and balance restored. The hexagram is a balance of male and female forces.
My COVID conspiracy is not about the vaccines, but the tests. My theory is that the tests were allowed to give a high percentage of false negatives so that we would spread the disease and eventually attain herd immunity.
Space-time of the universe is not flat; it is convex. The universe is not expanding at an accelerated rate. It is falling into the black hole spherical shell. The red shift at the edge of universe is because of the time dilation, not dark energy. The further out to the edge of the universe you go, the slower your time passes.
Why do I think this? A black hole can not have a point singularity cause the center of the black hole has no gravity. The mass is equally distributed around it. The singularity is a spherical shell where time stops. The whole universe is inside of a giant black hole.
Damn near all of them at this point. They have a good track record recently. Some are so obviously fake conspiracy theories that they support the conspiracy theory that the government or other powerful groups feed really bad ones to the public so the rest of the theories look less reputable by association.
Like how we saw a weird and random uptick in the exposure of anti-vax conspiracy theorists just months before covid kicked off. Or the random spike in neo-nazis getting clowned on before a sweetheart financial deal with Israel. Either the public eye is being controlled just before events, or the events happen because they notice where the public eye is.
Oswald definitely shot Kennedy, but I’m undecided on whether he was backed by the KGB or the CIA.
Isn’t even really a theory because at this point it’s been proven that the United States intentionally flowed coke and crack through America to ruin black communities but once it became a rich person drug that’s when it became a problem
RFK Jr is trying to kill as many people as possible. And if we wanna go one layer deeper I suspect it has something to do with the Kennedy curse and being surrounded by death at such a young age. But Kennedy definitely has the dark triad signs of a serial killer.