what’s one thing nobody will ever catch you doing?

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what’s one thing nobody will ever catch you doing?

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  1. platinablue Avatar

    Speak polish. I don’t know polish

  2. JamesRitchey Avatar

    Parachuting, ghost hunting, or both.

  3. 2EscapedCapybaras Avatar

    Smoking pot. Never have and never will.

  4. MsCardeno Avatar

    Intravenous drugs.

  5. RogerMoore2011 Avatar

    Watching American Idol or Survivor. Never watched an episode of either show.

  6. TillyEd Avatar

    Wearing Crocs in public

  7. lowriderdog37 Avatar

    People will never catch me using absolutes.

  8. ruger148 Avatar

    Watching any anime’s

  9. twokinkysluts Avatar

    Robbing a bank because the bank robs me.

  10. Cinder3lluh_ Avatar

    doing white… why is it so common

  11. cl0ver-leaf Avatar

    Saying something in an argument that doesn’t support my point/discredit theirs just to hurt them.

    I have many bad qualities but no matter how high the tensions and how big the emotions I do believe I am not cruel or hurtful.

  12. yooperaf Avatar

    Sex with a man

  13. RelativelyLong69 Avatar

    Dressing like a furry

  14. Rananana_555 Avatar

    Voluntarily running a marathon. If you see me running, something’s chasing me.

  15. MylesWyde Avatar

    Watching porn. I only do it when I’m home alone.

  16. vigilantee001 Avatar

    Arguing with little minded people with authority.

  17. The_old_number_six Avatar

    Stealing from them.

  18. RaiderNationInDaHous Avatar

    Cheering for the Kansas City Chiefs to win a football game.

  19. anonJayde Avatar

    Crossdressing and riding big dildos… I’m very careful and secretive

  20. Estlu-Aoran Avatar

    Sing. I don’t even sing in private to myself. because I can hear myself.

  21. Strangegamergirl Avatar

    …sleeping with my current partner again.

  22. browntown20 Avatar

    Speak polish. I don’t know polish

  23. Formal-Working3189 Avatar

    Cave diving. Cave anything.

  24. Impossible_Donut2631 Avatar

    Your mom….because I already did her.

  25. mothafoker Avatar

    Going to church

  26. autisticparabola7 Avatar

    taking it up the assss lol

  27. stamp-out-ignorance Avatar
  28. mooodang Avatar

    Being outside. HBT

  29. Fair_One_8064 Avatar

    Paying women to have sex with me.

  30. Glittering-Relief402 Avatar

    Fucking cave diving. Won’t catch me stuck face down in “Beelzububs Buttcrack” or some shit

  31. hilhilbean Avatar

    Eating mashed potatoes.

  32. Tati_Diana8 Avatar

    Slippin and snitchin

  33. this_writer_is_tired Avatar

    Buying or consuming Hamburger Helper. I will eat plain, unseasoned ground beef on plain unseasoned noodles before I’ll even consider it. Bleach!!

  34. godisserbian Avatar

    Smoking.

    My grandpa had a heart attack when I was 4 (made it and is healthy today – at least for a 90 year old) due to smoking. That day I promised to never put myself in that position.

  35. Thin_Baker5838 Avatar

    Folk dancing and incest.

  36. jedisix Avatar

    Wearing sandals.

  37. ifbevvixej Avatar

    Cave diving.

    I watched a documentary about Nutty Putty and have learned my lesson.

  38. Appropriate_Tea9048 Avatar
  39. GoauldofWar Avatar

    All the murder.

  40. Leprrkan Avatar

    Sucking up to Trump or President Musk.