You probably have a ton of kinks that you won’t ever get to enjoy if you don’t start experimenting with things that tickle your fancy, even just a little. It could lead to something big.
For girls, it’s normal for it to hurt the first SEVERAL times (not just like the first time or two), even if you have all the lube in the world, go as slowly as possible, and think you’re as relaxed as possible.
That you really should do your daily squats because you can’t actually sit on face full weight without risk of breaking your partners beak. Though it does make for a good story when people ask about your crooked nose.
Long term relationship here.
It’s easy to get into a routine and get bored, and that keeping sex interesting and exciting can take creativity which itself can be a blast.
The awkward stuff. Yes everyone hypes it up as this super smooth, steamy experience but nobody mentions the weird noises, the random leg cramps, or when you accidentally bonk heads mid-kiss. Also aftercare is a thing. Whether it’s cuddling, chatting, or just laying there in silence, that little window after can actually mean a lot. Nobody really tells you that. They skip right to the wild stuff and forget the emotional bits.
You can orgasm so hard that your consciousness gets shot out the top of your head and goes flying through interdimensonal space , and that you may encounter deity there.
Because that was pretty weird the first time that happened
In and out fart noises. They can either kill or make the mood, depending on your senses of humor.
Getting attached. And this doesn’t necessarily happen to both people involved. Attachment to a person, a feeling a habit, etc. It may start out as sex for the sake of sex, because why not? And then crap! Someone gets attached.
That way too much of adult life will revolve around it. It was always crazy as a young adult to see people throw away their entire careers as celebrities, politicians, or lucrative businesspeople because they couldn’t keep their dick in their pants or similar. Sex is going to be around… It’s kind of wild the lengths that some people will go to in order to make it happen.
That is can smell, look, and sound so fuckin weird and that’s ok 😅 Like, we should’ve been taught about how gnarly bodies really are so we don’t have to be so insecure about normal stuff.
How long orgasm can take for women and how that’s completely normal and should be respected. I was raised pretty sex positive too, I sort of figured it would go faster than it does when I’m alone. For many people of any sex, were here for a good AND a long time.
it’s not a seamless, choreographed dance. it involves a lot of crawling around the bed weirdly to change positions (and i don’t even mean that it’s only during piv, all parts of it).
also, idk if it’s a nearly universal experience but i know i’m not the only one: having a dick inside you can make your bladder and intestines very confused about what they should do next.
That even if you’re not trying, sexual intimacy can sometimes lead to you catching feelings. Just because you’re smashing parts, doesn’t make them like you like you want them to.
How much of it can be straight up funny. My wife and I joke around all the time while fucking, sometimes she’ll make a terrible joke and I’ll shut her up with with my cock lol
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My friend contracted hiv,
He didn’t know his partner have it
You can 100% fuck the shit out of someone
Attachment. Addiction.
Leg pain.
The hole is lower than expected
How often I would have to hold in farts, sometimes I focus on that more than the pleasure of it all lmfao
The mess.
Pulling out is how babies are made.
That guy’s are waaay more interested in putting their fingers in my butt than I could have ever anticipated
Squirting…I thought she pissed in my mouth and I freaked out and she did it hard and really fast…I regret it to this day 😞
You probably have a ton of kinks that you won’t ever get to enjoy if you don’t start experimenting with things that tickle your fancy, even just a little. It could lead to something big.
The wet spot. And how often by magical transference I am the one sleeping on it.
That when you have sex babies are born naked.
Vaginismus is a condition that women can suffer from &
Not all men want sex all the time. Asexual guys and guys with low libido exist
You’ll want it again and again and again. I’m more into bjs but it will control your life if you don’t tame it.
Also, being dickmatized is a real thing
How painful it can be if someone hits your cervix.
That after finishing you feel very tired (Men)
smells
The need to have a spare change of sheets at the ready if you’re not using a towel
For girls, it’s normal for it to hurt the first SEVERAL times (not just like the first time or two), even if you have all the lube in the world, go as slowly as possible, and think you’re as relaxed as possible.
How addicting it is. It’s almost like a compulsion
Orgasm farts
Priests aren’t big on foreplay .
That you really should do your daily squats because you can’t actually sit on face full weight without risk of breaking your partners beak. Though it does make for a good story when people ask about your crooked nose.
Pee after.
Long term relationship here.
It’s easy to get into a routine and get bored, and that keeping sex interesting and exciting can take creativity which itself can be a blast.
Vasovagal syncope – If my partner’s hitting it at the right angle, I will literally pass out.
You can get HSV from someone even if they’re not symptomatic
If you’re a woman you have to pee after sex unless u want a UTI 🥲
And actually if ur able to shower right after sex too, even better.
The awkward stuff. Yes everyone hypes it up as this super smooth, steamy experience but nobody mentions the weird noises, the random leg cramps, or when you accidentally bonk heads mid-kiss. Also aftercare is a thing. Whether it’s cuddling, chatting, or just laying there in silence, that little window after can actually mean a lot. Nobody really tells you that. They skip right to the wild stuff and forget the emotional bits.
Women’s back sweat during doggystyle
Sex is marketed as something that is essential for human connection, but it is more than possible to have beautiful romantic connections without sex.
The smell
That a big 🍆 doesnt always equal good. I find the right size that fits my vagina feels the best!
You can orgasm so hard that your consciousness gets shot out the top of your head and goes flying through interdimensonal space , and that you may encounter deity there.
Because that was pretty weird the first time that happened
Exercise and don’t be sedentary. The sex will be much better.
That it doesn’t actually smell like roses down there
People will lie about enjoying it until they’ve taken you for all they can
In and out fart noises. They can either kill or make the mood, depending on your senses of humor.
Getting attached. And this doesn’t necessarily happen to both people involved. Attachment to a person, a feeling a habit, etc. It may start out as sex for the sake of sex, because why not? And then crap! Someone gets attached.
The clean up.
That way too much of adult life will revolve around it. It was always crazy as a young adult to see people throw away their entire careers as celebrities, politicians, or lucrative businesspeople because they couldn’t keep their dick in their pants or similar. Sex is going to be around… It’s kind of wild the lengths that some people will go to in order to make it happen.
It is harder to get in a vagina than I imagined. I don’t know what I was expecting but like you need to work together there
How much different various people feel about it.
A good session can tire you out and may even lead to cramping. Stay hydrated!!!!
That it is nothing like the romance novels.
That queffing is something that happens.
And referring to it as cooter pooting will get you ghosted.
Pee at most 30 minutes afterwards.
You will 100% queef if you’re changing positions a lot and going hard. Don’t feel embarrassed, laugh it off and keep going
Guys are clumsy in bed and often don’t know how to give a good orgasm.
Anal feels great.
Make sure to take a damp washcloth to the bedroom with you, it can be pretty messy.
That if you can’t have a conversation about what you’re doing, you shouldn’t be doing it.
The goal and/or end result does not always have to be orgasm.
Sex is messy. Good sex is messy & noisy. Great sex can burn down the whole damn house! (don’t ask)
First time doesn’t have to be painful as a woman!
Queefing all the time
That is can smell, look, and sound so fuckin weird and that’s ok 😅 Like, we should’ve been taught about how gnarly bodies really are so we don’t have to be so insecure about normal stuff.
When The sex is good it’s 10% of the relationship. When it’s bad it is 90% of the relationship.
LUBE IS GOOD
How long orgasm can take for women and how that’s completely normal and should be respected. I was raised pretty sex positive too, I sort of figured it would go faster than it does when I’m alone. For many people of any sex, were here for a good AND a long time.
Go do lots of cardio. Throw in some squats and crunches.
it’s not a seamless, choreographed dance. it involves a lot of crawling around the bed weirdly to change positions (and i don’t even mean that it’s only during piv, all parts of it).
also, idk if it’s a nearly universal experience but i know i’m not the only one: having a dick inside you can make your bladder and intestines very confused about what they should do next.
That men are just as emotionally attached when it comes to sex as women and sometimes more
You can get pregnant
Over 70 percent of women can not orgasm without clitoral stimulation. All those women re most likely faking it in all the vids and OF
Farting gracefully during doggy-style. I don’t believe in it myself. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to be ladylike about it.
That even if you’re not trying, sexual intimacy can sometimes lead to you catching feelings. Just because you’re smashing parts, doesn’t make them like you like you want them to.
The smells
Nobody told me that your body can be thrown out of wack because of their body.
Sometimes his sperm can fuck with your PH balance. This can lead to a whole host of issues you’d never thought about.
Sleeping in the wet spot
If you use, “Stay Hard Cream” EVERYONE’S junk will be numb. For hours.
Your mouth as well if ya bj.
It’s messy. It smells funny. Someone will fart at some point. But it’s still hella fun.
How much of it can be straight up funny. My wife and I joke around all the time while fucking, sometimes she’ll make a terrible joke and I’ll shut her up with with my cock lol
It doesn’t change who you are.
How underwhelming it actually is especially when your sexual partner is barely interested in making you cum than you do themselves.