Nothing. If everybody does it then somebody is going to admit it. The probability of 8 billion people doing the same action almost has to limit it to bodily functions and at some point someone will have to discuss this function with their doctor.
People who say, ‘I don’t fart’ seem to be lying because as humans everyone farts at some point in their life. If it’s otherwise, I wouldn’t know about it.
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Pee in the shower
Masturbates.
Not liking horses
Farting while walking
Tests to see if they have telekinesis every once in a while.
Has a fleeting perverse thought about someone they meet, that they don’t follow through on.
Pick their noses
Nose picking
Look at nsfw subs
check out members of the same sex
Fantasizing about a life they wish they had
Quietly lets a fart loose bits at a time while walking
Picks their nose
Copies. Everyone I know who rights code copies from reddit or stackexchange. Thank god you can’t copyright code.
Pee in the shower
Farts
Mistakes guilty
Lying.
Feel worthless once in a while 🙂
Use Reddit
Play with their pubes
Types answers to questions on reddit and thinks better of it and deletes…?
lie
Pulls the “do as I say not as I do” card
Think racist or bigoted thoughts. If you say you never have or never do you are damn lier
Farting
judge others
Number three
Pee in the shower.
Fart
Talk to themselves. Everyone does it when no one is around.
pee in ocean
Smell their hands after scratching themselves, you know, down there.
Forget to flush
Smell their farts.
Pondering the void of existence..
Lying (by omission or full dishonesty). Anyone saying otherwise is proving my point
Pretend to listen during a boring conversation while mentally planning what to eat for dinner.
Stupid is is a stupid does.
We need to be more patient with ourselves and each other
Thinks about committing a crime that would get you life in prison without parole
Twisting their body hair into a spike
Rearranges themselves in a panicked hurry when nobody is looking.
Pull hair out of their butt crack and weirdly either like it cuz its satisfying or vehemently hating it.
Gossips
Nothing. If everybody does it then somebody is going to admit it. The probability of 8 billion people doing the same action almost has to limit it to bodily functions and at some point someone will have to discuss this function with their doctor.
Checking up on what others are up to whether it’s old friends, exes, or work colleagues etc.
Farts in public.
Pee in the shower
Masterbate. Especially women
Poop
farting while running to increase speed ?
never mind i would never do this.
Faps.
Scratch the scrotch or ass and smell it almost immediately afterwards
standing under the shower and imagining u have super powers cuz it looks like water is coming out of ur fingers
Talking to themselves
Farting in public
Checks out their reflection in windows
Dutch ovens their partner when they’re sleeping
Everybody poops. They even wrote a nice book about it
Pretend to be asleep when someone enters the room just because you don’t feel like talking
Pees in the pool
No matter what it is, everyone loves to do it to other people but hates it if it’s done to them in return.
Masturbation
I forgot which comedian said it, but “there are two types of people in this world: those who piss in the pool and those who lie about it.”
Eat their big juicy boogers. Yummy
Farting
Break wind ..
“Drift” the shopping cart at grocery stores.
Flick your friends’ boogers?
Checking yourself out in reflective surfaces, windows, car mirrors, even spoons.
Tinkle in the shower.
I secretly think it’s peeing in the shower.
But the correct answer is probably wanking
Cropduster!
Fudge their resumes, at least somewhat
Scratches their arsehole and sniffs their fingers.
Masterbation.
Scratch it and smell it.
People who say, ‘I don’t fart’ seem to be lying because as humans everyone farts at some point in their life. If it’s otherwise, I wouldn’t know about it.
There’s an overwhelming amount of answers about farts here.
Watch Beavis and Butthead.
Yo momma
Piss in the shower
Compare themselves to others
Not washing hands after pissing (sometimes)
Everyone likes to smell their own brand💨
Watch porn
people don’t tip the doordash driver… i go in the threads on here n everybody swears they do, but as a driver i know its furthest from the truth
Take a shit.
Peeing in a wetsuit.
Oops, i just admitted to it.
Speeds
Believes they can someday be a millionaire
Pee in the shower.
Ask reddit
Play with it while wiping 🧻
Pee in shower
clean their skeletons
I masturbate like a champ
Pee in the shower.
Oh go away with ya. I was answering the question.
Masturbates at work.
Giving their sibling the smaller half of whatever they are sharing.