What’s something guys flex, feeling it makes them appear masculine but in reality it has an opposite effect?

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What’s something guys flex, feeling it makes them appear masculine but in reality it has an opposite effect?

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  2. cocoabutterpaladin Avatar

    Bragging about promiscuity typically is an indicator for a multitude of deeper issues and insecurities imo

  3. ColdCamel7 Avatar

    Speaking very disrespectfully about women

    This doesn’t make you look like the macho super stud you think it does

    It makes you look like a scared little boy

  4. FuzyTheWompus Avatar

    How sparsely they can live. ‘Hey guys look at me, I rented this 3BR loft in downtown and only furnished it with a 1960s console tv and a pizza box to sit on. Im such a man!’

  5. No_Nectarine6942 Avatar

    The “alpha” wanting to fight everything. 

  6. wackedoncrack Avatar

    The fact that they are flexing at all.

    If you have to brag about it, you’ve got issues.

  7. Natural-Treat-139 Avatar

    Any shirt that tells the world how tough, or how loyal they are. So, most veteran tee shirts, and I am a veteran who had a short phase wearing them. Generally they say something about sheepdogs, maybe Spartans, and the dude rocking it is usually the type that runs out of breath just standing up.

    Pretty badass for sure.

  8. SexyStupidSavant Avatar

    How great, influential, and important they are…

    cue Tywin Lannister’s quote

  9. Nuxanatur Avatar

    The whole ‘I’m just brutally honest’ thing. Bro, you’re not honest, you’re just rude with a tagline.

  10. IrregularBastard Avatar

    Their car. It means nothing.

  11. Winter_Award_1943 Avatar

    Loud cars/trucks, ego lifting/using steroids.

  12. BeerNinjaEsq Avatar

    Not knowing how to parent their own children. Guys will say “I don’t know how change a diaper,” or “i have no idea how to do my daughter’s hair” like it’s a flex.

    Cool, bud. Either you’re incompetent, you’re lazy, or you’re an asshole

  13. J-Rag- Avatar

    When they buy a “manly” car like a used WRX or whatever and they flex about how fast it is and how good it sounds. Yet they don’t even know how to change a tire or do anything on it.

  14. MSNFU Avatar

    “Alpha” stuff. Punisher stickers and shirts. Proud Boy bravado, same for III. Lifted trucks with all the lights and stickers, and off road equipment. Especially if they never get dirty. Trying to fight people.

  15. Employee28064212 Avatar

    Talking about body count or just how much sex they are having in general. Here and there, sure. Making it the topic of all conversation…I start thinking something is off.

  16. k0uch Avatar

    2 of the 3 younger guys at work like to brag about how they’ll beat anyone’s ass over anything. Those guys try to sound hard in front of the secretary, but they’re built like bean stalks and throw some of the slowest punches Iv ever seen. They’ll try to shadow box while bragging to the ladies here, and it just comes off as childish

  17. Ghidorahstan1990s Avatar

    Caring about professional athletes

    None of these men on the football field even know you exist, why give them so much attention and power?

  18. RipAgile1088 Avatar

    I know a dude that brags about how popular and how much of a bully he was in high school. He talks about these crazy fights hes been in and how people were scared of him. Besides being almost 30 and it being lame, hes full of shit. I was in his graduating class and its the furthest thing from the truth. 

    Im not saying hes a wimp or anything but hes convinced all these people are scared of him and he looks like an idiot. 

  19. PaddywackShaq Avatar

    Cars, vanity muscles, amount of sex they’ve had, homophobic and misogynistic viewpoints, how tough they are… It’s a long list. Most men are clowns.

  20. Dankopia Avatar

    A coworker once bragged to me that he never apologized to his wife for anything. Even if he knew he was wrong about something, he would always word his apologies in a gaslighting type of way, like “I’m sorry you felt that way about what I said.” Their marriage lasted less than a year.

  21. I-live-in-room-101 Avatar

    Being drunk – you act and sound like a child.

    The more drunk you are, the more immature you appear.

  22. JJQuantum Avatar

    The fact that they flex at all.

  23. HauntingObligation Avatar

    A needlessly large and loud truck and an obsession over military grade firearms/LARPing. 

    I’m a car guy, and a firearms enthusiast to some extent. But y’all know exactly who I’m talking about when I say these guys positively radiant insecurity and weakness. 

  24. RenniieS Avatar

    Ragging your car and driving like a prick. Have a guy at work who has a nice car but he always parks where the highest footfall is coming in and out of the office, clearly to just show off. He’s always out first to his car to rag it at the end of the day so everyone can hear and see him in it, as if he’s overcompensating for his tiny cock.

  25. I_love_pillows Avatar

    The more inane stuff they try to brag about the worse he effect.

    Size of fists, size of butts, length of arms, etc

  26. LukeyLeukocyte Avatar

    The list is endless. It so prevalent everywhere. Its basically a human response. I am in the construction industry which is chock full of compensation for childhood/adolescent insecurities. I actually kinda feel bad for the person when i see them overcompensating because I know deep inside there is a desperate human just trying to be accepted.

  27. OneFuckedWarthog Avatar

    insert alpha male mentality

  28. JustAnotherPlainDude Avatar

    Wearing sports jerseys.  You’re wearing a costume, dude.

  29. Johnny_Menace Avatar

    Working more than 40 hours a week including weekends because they’re all about the grind.

    When they’re old they are gonna regret not taking breaks and enjoying life.

  30. Civil_Classic_7725 Avatar

    How much money they make

  31. MalleusMaleficarum_3 Avatar

    Inability to express or process emotions. Inability to be vulnerable. Super aggressive driving. Getting aggressive with other men out of jealousy. Being super muscular and into the gym. The list is endless really.

  32. Initial_Zebra100 Avatar

    Money, cars, women. Bragging.

    Vanity. Toys. If all you are is money, who are you without it? Does anyone actually like you?

    Ironically, thinking hustle culture and grinding is healthy. Same for being shredded, steroids.

    It just tells me that person is obsessed with appearance and quite likely thinks much less about other people.

    Usually deeply insecure and projecting.

  33. 216_412_70 Avatar

    Cars, income, clothes, home…. in the end, noone gives a shit if you’re a douchebag.

  34. slick1260 Avatar

    Bragging about doing traditionally non-masculine things like baking or playing dress up with their daughter or any number of other examples. You’re supposed to be a well rounded person. You’re supposed to be a good father. These aren’t something to do and then point at and go “Look at that! Look how different I am! Doesn’t that make me such a man that I’m doing these things? Please tell me I’m special.”

  35. CautiousOp Avatar

    When they are with attractive women with bad vibes

  36. dzernumbrd Avatar

    Driving a large pickup truck – ram, f-series, tundra, etc

  37. adirtymedic Avatar

    Thinking it’s cool to fight and be aggressive with other dudes. In my early 20’s, I used to often get into fights and confront other guys if I felt like they had wronged me somehow. I thought it made me look cool and tough. As a 34 year old man, I now realize that that attitude and the fighting came from a place of insecurity. I wasn’t secure enough in myself as a man so I felt like I had to try to look “tough” which in turn would make me look “manly”. It was idiotic and got me into situations that I should not have been in. You get older and learn to brush things off and not join idiots when they’re doing stupid things. If you join them, now there are two idiots.

  38. PunchBeard Avatar

    I see a lot of social media posts from Andrew Tate popping up on reddit and that guy is the complete opposite of masculine. Like, he has absolutely no clue what it means to be a man.

    But the whole “Alpha Male” thing is like that. It’s like a bunch of wussies, to use the vernacular of my generation, got together and made up a weird Leveling system like in D&D and then announced that they were on the top of it. But pretty much every single thing they say and do makes them look like bigger and bigger wimps and crybabies.

  39. CrackAdams Avatar

    Driving a jeep or a big lifted loud truck

  40. serene_brutality Avatar

    Penis measuring/pissing contests. Implying someone is less of a man because they made a different decision than you did, have a different preference than you do. Some people are obnoxious I get that, but there’s just a lot of unnecessary hate.

  41. great_nathanian Avatar

    Lifted truck

    High body count

    Being aggressive

  42. Jjmills101 Avatar

    A better question is what doesn’t do this? The need to “flex” at all always makes me think they’re insecure

  43. vivvav Avatar

    Misogyny.

  44. Pediatric_NICU_Nurse Avatar

    Walking in a straight line purposefully bumping into others or not making room for others to walk by them… peak insecurity haha.

  45. UnlikelySuspect81 Avatar

    Their car/salary. It has precisely zero effect on how attractive they are to me.

  46. sllewgh Avatar

    Pretty much all masculine flexing fits this description in my opinion. Real self confidence means never having to brag.

  47. z-vap Avatar

    talking louder / overtalking to make people think they’re smart(er)

  48. all_about_that_ace Avatar

    Trying to lead in every situation. Sometimes you need a leader and sometimes you need people to follow.

    If you’re too insecure to notice when it best to shut up and do what your told that doesn’t make you look manly.

  49. Bootmacher Avatar

    Going to strip clubs. It’s the gayest shit ever. “Hey, let’s all go get boners together!”

  50. optimisedEnergy Avatar

    Loud exausts and revving engines.

  51. Embarrassed-Rock513 Avatar

    the opposite of appearing masculine is appearing feminine, so the only thing I can think of is when a man goes into a rage over something minor and just looks like he has wicked PMS.

  52. mellifluousdysania Avatar

    Broadcasting pretty much all of the things you think of as flexing. If he’s needs you to know he’s insecure and has his identity wrapped up in superficial things. He doesn’t even know himself to be secure in himself.

  53. Sarcasticat98 Avatar

    How a dude drives is a pretty good litmus test for this type of thing.

    Are they constantly tailriding people? Get roadrage easily? Think they are above following traffic laws? Revving their engines/making an ungodly amount of noise with their car while at the same time thinking all of it is funny/cool/not a big deal?

    Those aren’t men. They’re lonely boys who are still trying to show off for a made-up captive audience. It’s not cute, it’s not attractive, and we all share “the look” when one of those douches does any of it within earshot/eyesight.

  54. tville1956 Avatar

    Lifted and/or wide stance trucks, especially on big wheels. They scream “I’m willing to sacrifice utility for appearance because I never do any actual work with my truck.”

  55. Lieve_meisje Avatar

    Flaunting how much money they make and how much they paid for the previous girlfriend (holidays, rent, etc). I find it very tacky and immediately unattractive EDIT: misspelling

  56. Nasty5727 Avatar

    Politics. Flexing their moral superiority.

  57. xiEatBrainsx Avatar

    How many girls they’ve had relations with.

    How big their dick is.

    How muscular they are.

    One upping (my father in-law, ugh)

    Their bank account/income.

    Bragging about their car. No having a sports car or a truck doesn’t make you more of a man than any other man.

  58. Bertrum Avatar

    Wearing a pair of Oakleigh sunglasses ontop of their hat or hanging it backwards on the back of their head.

  59. HamSundae Avatar

    I was at a mountain temple yesterday an hour outside of Chiang Mai. A busload of meatheads were doing pull ups on the back frame of a jeep that had ferried them up from the visitor parking lot

    Thankfully, they were speaking Spanish 

  60. Sbear80 Avatar

    Bragging about money

  61. Riker_Omega_Three Avatar

    Fashion labels

    No man has ever made himself more manly by flexing on what brand his suit is or what label is on his shoes

  62. Strong_Bumblebee5495 Avatar

    This should be in ask women

  63. Vast-Road-6387 Avatar

    Big truck or Harley Davidson.

  64. the-ish-i-say Avatar

    Being “Alpha” lol