Depends where. On IG they probably think I’m super confident and have great self-steem. On reddit they probably think I’m on my late stages of alcoholism.
The immature response of misandry due to my feminist beliefs that women are people worthy of respect and dignity that do not solely exist to center and revolve around men. I don’t hate men, but I’m not about to ever be used by one again after a decade of abuse.
Pretty much every negative thing possible. More people than you may believe completely lack basic reading comprehension skills. It is genuinely maddening.
Everyone that knows me outside of the internet, knows who I am and don’t need to assume. And sorry but, I really don’t care what you random reddit strangers assume who I am based on my post history.
Probably a cock gargling man whore with degradation fetish who still tries to be supportive and understanding to others?
That I have sex with anyone. I party every weekend etc. People assume I’m that way in real life as well, it’s crazy because I’m quiet, I have no friends, I don’t post anything. Why’re people so judgmental ?
I’ve been told that I come across as a completely different person online – that I’m more confident and well-spoken online (No shit. I’m autistic).
When I was first told that, it shook me. It’s the main reason why I refuse to enter online relationships, and insist that we have to meet in person first – so they can see the real me first.
I’m 2000 miles from most of my social media friends, and I can tell that most of them think that I have lost the plot. It takes about 5 minutes in person for them to realize that I’m the same guy that they always loved. I just love throwing the wildest nonsense out there in order to get a reaction.
hubby looked up our Google (assumed based on online searches etc) profiles when we first got married he was (M 50s) I was (M 30s) In reality : was F 40s he was M20s
That I am full of myself. I like information, organizing it, and testing my knowledge its applications. I don’t mean to carry myself with an “I’m right” badge, it’s not about being right. I do happen to hardly know more than nothing 🥴
I’ve been told repeatedly by MAGA folk that I’m a gay pedo, because I support gay rights. The idea that I might support rights for others that don’t directly benefit me seems inconceivable to these folks.
People think I’m loaded because I travel a lot but I’m just really good at finding deals and living frugally. Like I’ll eat ramen for weeks to afford a plane ticket. Those glamorous vacation photos? Yeah I’m staying in hostels and taking overnight buses.
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that i have friends?
I’m insane
That I’m a mean person. I like to talk to people and I will always treat everyone the same.
that i’m neurodivergent
Depends where. On IG they probably think I’m super confident and have great self-steem. On reddit they probably think I’m on my late stages of alcoholism.
That I’m a mighty pirate in search of the Big Whoop. I actually don’t work and I live on a farm 80 miles from the sea.
That I’m happy. And doing well.
That I have my life together. In reality, I’m Googling “how to be a functioning adult” at 2am.
People assume I am male quite a lot. Not sure why. Perhaps my interests in competitive target shooting, archery, motorcycle riding, etc.
That i go out every night getting drunk. lol
Nothing i enjoy more than staying home in my onesie hahaha
Too many
That I’m outgoing. I am more of an extrovert but I’m also very shy so that cancels the effects 🤣 And online I feel less shy naturally 🙂
That I am not at all active anywhere. Because I prefer lurking than posting.
That I know what I’m doing
Aparently I’m racist and transphobic because I accidently referred to someone by the wrong pronoun like ONCE.
Okay then.
I have severe resting autistic bitch face so.. they think im awful
That i’m funny.
The immature response of misandry due to my feminist beliefs that women are people worthy of respect and dignity that do not solely exist to center and revolve around men. I don’t hate men, but I’m not about to ever be used by one again after a decade of abuse.
I’m not realy a lady
I have no idea what people assume about me.
Pretty much every negative thing possible. More people than you may believe completely lack basic reading comprehension skills. It is genuinely maddening.
People assume I’m always happy. I just don’t post the bad days.
That I’m an alcoholic and/or my life is in shambles
I don’t give a broke bitch energy. I’m broke af
My very nature. But let’s admit most of their misread comes from my Incognito Field. The ratio?
51 from the Incognito Field, 49 from them.
That I’m well spoken.
Often, I wish there was a backspace when I’m talking.
Uhh… What do you guys think? You’re free to stalk my profile.
Everyone that knows me outside of the internet, knows who I am and don’t need to assume. And sorry but, I really don’t care what you random reddit strangers assume who I am based on my post history.
Probably a cock gargling man whore with degradation fetish who still tries to be supportive and understanding to others?
That I have sex with anyone. I party every weekend etc. People assume I’m that way in real life as well, it’s crazy because I’m quiet, I have no friends, I don’t post anything. Why’re people so judgmental ?
they think im pretty on insta (i am catfishing)
That im mean and arrogant etc
I post on driving and football subs quite a lot and it never seems to occur to anyone that I might possibly be a woman.
I’ve been told that I come across as a completely different person online – that I’m more confident and well-spoken online (No shit. I’m autistic).
When I was first told that, it shook me. It’s the main reason why I refuse to enter online relationships, and insist that we have to meet in person first – so they can see the real me first.
Someone once said that I was obviously a man based on a comment that I made. I am not a man.
That i have any confidence at all or that i got a normal life. Lies
A man or an attention, seeking whore.
I’m 2000 miles from most of my social media friends, and I can tell that most of them think that I have lost the plot. It takes about 5 minutes in person for them to realize that I’m the same guy that they always loved. I just love throwing the wildest nonsense out there in order to get a reaction.
That I’m super chatty or an extrovert :’) Some guys also assume that I’m sexually promiscuous ahahahahaha atp idgaf anymore
That I have a social life.
That i randomly chose this name when in fact I worked my way up to being Captain. I started out as Private Farthole just like everyone else.
hubby looked up our Google (assumed based on online searches etc) profiles when we first got married he was (M 50s) I was (M 30s) In reality : was F 40s he was M20s
That I am full of myself. I like information, organizing it, and testing my knowledge its applications. I don’t mean to carry myself with an “I’m right” badge, it’s not about being right. I do happen to hardly know more than nothing 🥴
I’ve been told repeatedly by MAGA folk that I’m a gay pedo, because I support gay rights. The idea that I might support rights for others that don’t directly benefit me seems inconceivable to these folks.
That I’m computer literate.
People think I’m loaded because I travel a lot but I’m just really good at finding deals and living frugally. Like I’ll eat ramen for weeks to afford a plane ticket. Those glamorous vacation photos? Yeah I’m staying in hostels and taking overnight buses.
That I love to party. The truth is I’m sober. I don’t drink or smoke. 🤗
They think I am completely unhinged and need to be locked up in a mental institution with a rubber room.
That I’m really rude and also pretty stupid. In reality, I’m autistic and just bad at communication, which comes across way different in text
That I’m white.
I wouldn’t even begin to be able to guess what people assume about me online tbh.
Images and bios will allow people to analyze,im funny
That I’m a grandma. 👵