Not a specific phrase, but being that she was inexperienced, she would just casually talk about her day (throughout the sex) and here and there moan or breath heavily and during the… completion shed get real quiet and just breathe very shallow and when done she was say “thank you so much!”. It was hilariously endearing.
Girl I was hooking up with dropped that line. Threw me off. I’m not into “daddy” talk, and she’d never talked dirty like that before. That said, she seemed into it, so I didn’t hate it. Just caught me off guard a bit.
So one time my ex was kissing me while we were having sex, had a finger in the back end while he was fucking me. In the middle of it I thought he said “you make me feel whole” and I swear I had never been so turned on before in my life, I was like “damn so romantic” and we started GOING at it.
Afterwards, I asked him, “what was that you said?” Cause I wanted to hear him say it again. Turned out he said “I love filling all your holes” 😂😂😂😂
‘You deserve this’ right before one of the best ever bjs. And it was in a city park. And I hadn’t done special or noteworthy in the time leading up to this. Just me being me.
I was with a freaky partner for a while who was very experimental…I prompted her to shout “get it! Get it! Get it!” while we were smashing, she obliged and it was one of the hottest things ever.
I remember one time I was a little overstimulated and I gently tried to push him off so I could breathe for a second and he slowed down and asked if I wanted to stop. But upon hearing me stumble over my words he laughed and said “oh, y’know it’s probably hard to think when I’m inside you” and pulled out. It’s hilarious now, but it made me so shy at first because he has such a handsome laugh
She wants me to pee on her. I like lighter things like bondage and feet but I can’t do urine, shit, or blood. She didn’t even want to lay a tarp or anything. Then on the drive home I started to feel sticky cause what if she had other guys in there doing that to her. It was a clean house but still
First time with this person recently. We’re both awkward. But my god the sex was immediately amazing. Like halfway through she pulls me in close and whispers “fill.. me.. up”, through panting breaths.
Something short-circuited in my brain, and I’ve been replaying it back over and over. It was incredible.
Not something I said but the first time my wife and I had sex I accidentally let go a short burst of machine gun farts. Might have been nerves. Lol. There was a couple of seconds where we looked at each other while I thought, “I wonder if we can pretend that didn’t just happen” before we both burst out laughing. I knew we were meant to be.
A girl I was hooking up with for the first (and only) time recently got out of a 5yr relationship. I knew this and was okay with it initially, which was a mistake. Once we got into it, she kept complimenting me by comparing me to her ex… “you’re so much better than him”… etc.
After the 5th or 6th of those I stopped and asked her to leave.
Girl was mostly unresponsive, she didnt moan or anything. It was my first time.
I got nervous and couldn’t get it up to work. She just said “Maybe it wasn’t destined to work.” I drove her home and it was the most awkward drive aftwards. I knew I had issues with lil john but wasn’t expecting this.
I’m glad for the experience but this definitely isn’t for me.
“Where have you been all my life!” Breathless and sweaty as she finished on top of me in a sloppy mess.
Also “Your cock was built for me!” as she worked up into the most insane cowboy motion ever. Because apparently women like a certain fit and depth.
“I love you” we were a week in of seeing each other and second time having sex. The expression itself isn’t bad but the circumstances made it extremely uncomfortable.
Her phone alarm went off while we were at it, she grabbed me by my beard, pulled me down and growled, “my husband just left work, you need to come right fucking now!”
I didn’t know she was married. Came anyways, left in a hurry. Come to find out, her husband knew, it was a kink for them, and I wasn’t the first or last.
An ex used to only say she loved me when we were fucking.
It’s stuck with me because it’s helped me realize some people only appreciate you when you’re providing for them in a very one sided way. Also helped me realize the difference between lust and love.
Middle of sex with my first GF she starts crying. I stop to make sure she’s ok she admits to cheating on me with her ex that she knew has an STD while out for her regular Thursday drink with him.
Great time, all the emotional abuse in that relationship didn’t mess me up for years at all.
I was dating an Australian girl about 25 years ago. We got back to my place from the bar and were getting busy, when we realized she had started her period and all she said was ” ah don’t worry mate, you can just put it in me dumper ” I laughed so hard when she said it. I’ll never forget that night.
One girl I was with was pretty tight and on smaller side, and actually gasped and said “damn boy” when it first went in. Im not a big guy, but that one time I felt pretty good about myself. All about finding two parts that match up well. No we are not together now. Was a one time thing… well a one day thing with maybe 4 sessions. But who’s counting?
3 days ago, after round 2, my lady looked at me very seriously and said, “You’ve made your ancestors proud” It took me a few seconds to process what she said, then we busted out laughing, i adore that woman
One Friday night after a long week my wife and i were just setting on the couch watching TV. All the sudden she says are you going to fuck me tonight or not. Needless to say I did
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‘He fucks me better’
“Break me in half”
“Don’t worry, that was my pussy.”
This was after I heard a fart-like sound.
A college hookup asked me if I would have a threesome with him and his biological brother..
Not a specific phrase, but being that she was inexperienced, she would just casually talk about her day (throughout the sex) and here and there moan or breath heavily and during the… completion shed get real quiet and just breathe very shallow and when done she was say “thank you so much!”. It was hilariously endearing.
You’re bigger than your dad 🫣
“Wanna skip class and fuck all morning?”
We had two classes together freshman year of college
“paint my insides with your cum and make this pussy yours”
I don’t know how I summoned the willpower to pull out after that.
Not during but straight after she got up and looked at the photo of me and my 6 mates and said. “You’re the 3rd best looking in your group”
You like that old man dick!?
My husband said ‘Fuck you feel good. You feel like home.’
How much would you pay for me?
An English Girl put on an American accent and said “Yeah, f**k me baby”. It was weird and off putting.
“Stop a minute, I need a shit. Would you like to come and watch me?”
You can use ANY hole you want..
“I don’t have a yeast infection”
Me: Maam you’re baking bread at this point lol
Can you feel me coming
Right after some amazing sex she turned to me, gently patted me in the chest and said, “that’ll do pig, that’ll do”
I fell deeply in love.
‘That’s never gonna fit’. First time I found out I was significantly above average in girth.
Tomorrow you’re going to treat me like yesterday’s French fries
“Mmmm. Choke me, daddy.”
Girl I was hooking up with dropped that line. Threw me off. I’m not into “daddy” talk, and she’d never talked dirty like that before. That said, she seemed into it, so I didn’t hate it. Just caught me off guard a bit.
A girl told a friend of mine,”this is the position I was in when I got raped!” Yeppers
The best blow job ever 😅
Well, it was okay
“Just take my soul through my hole”
We had our first sex, she hop on top reverse and said: you can spank me if you want…
Its me, i laughed and my partner said I sounded like a little girl and he was put off
So one time my ex was kissing me while we were having sex, had a finger in the back end while he was fucking me. In the middle of it I thought he said “you make me feel whole” and I swear I had never been so turned on before in my life, I was like “damn so romantic” and we started GOING at it.
Afterwards, I asked him, “what was that you said?” Cause I wanted to hear him say it again. Turned out he said “I love filling all your holes” 😂😂😂😂
Sir, this is a Wendy’s!!
Her exes name
“I just wanna make you feel good”
We can’t tell my daughter we hooked up
Is it in yet?
Have you finished yet?
I got called, “my lord” out of nowhere. The surprise helped me carry on for a bit longer. It was never spoken of afterwards.
Once me and the wife were going at it and she farted while we were in missionary and without missing a beat she said “sounds like your size”
Ew baby, it’s warm. Then had to go spit it out
Who are you? How did you get in here?
That’s my penis.
I cumming like a race horse…she was wild
He called me a machine.
Is it in yet?
“This is the first time I’ve done that position without it hurting”
Why is that in there
‘You fit inside me perfectly’
“Oh fuck yeah! Put a baby in me and let the neighbors hear their slutty next door neighbor become a mommy!”
My name and “yes daddy”
Harder and she choked and slapped me
‘You deserve this’ right before one of the best ever bjs. And it was in a city park. And I hadn’t done special or noteworthy in the time leading up to this. Just me being me.
I was with a freaky partner for a while who was very experimental…I prompted her to shout “get it! Get it! Get it!” while we were smashing, she obliged and it was one of the hottest things ever.
Ons said “Fuck me like I’m your little girl.” For context, I’m gay and that also killed the mood immediately
Something very similar to the last time this question was asked.
My name being yelled. I know some people like that but it’s a no from me 😭
I remember one time I was a little overstimulated and I gently tried to push him off so I could breathe for a second and he slowed down and asked if I wanted to stop. But upon hearing me stumble over my words he laughed and said “oh, y’know it’s probably hard to think when I’m inside you” and pulled out. It’s hilarious now, but it made me so shy at first because he has such a handsome laugh
“Who the hell are you?”
* Before you all get outraged, it’s nothing creepy, my Nan’s just got Alzheimer’s
A French girl on holiday saying with a heavy French accent “I want you to make love to me”
OH MY GOD … YOU’RE HUGE!!
I honestly had no idea.
She wants me to pee on her. I like lighter things like bondage and feet but I can’t do urine, shit, or blood. She didn’t even want to lay a tarp or anything. Then on the drive home I started to feel sticky cause what if she had other guys in there doing that to her. It was a clean house but still
Cant you move a little or do something?
“i wish u had a dick”
“Fuck the Me Too movement!”
I had told him prior that I got off on being treated with no respect as a woman. I think he took it too literally 😂
We’re not sleeping until you cum
i love you
“If you think i came in single digits, you are wrong. That’s been worth a high five.”
Will never forget that🤣
“Did you put the bins out?” – automatically engaged soft mode.
Uhmnn… aahh.. sorry.. I am not used to such grandiosity.
Still together after 12 years. 🙂
First time with this person recently. We’re both awkward. But my god the sex was immediately amazing. Like halfway through she pulls me in close and whispers “fill.. me.. up”, through panting breaths.
Something short-circuited in my brain, and I’ve been replaying it back over and over. It was incredible.
She called me Femto
Not something I said but the first time my wife and I had sex I accidentally let go a short burst of machine gun farts. Might have been nerves. Lol. There was a couple of seconds where we looked at each other while I thought, “I wonder if we can pretend that didn’t just happen” before we both burst out laughing. I knew we were meant to be.
Romantic story eh?
I think I’m gonna pee
First time having sex with this girl I liked a lot she said: “you can cum inside whenever you want”. I then proceed to explode massively inside her
“You have such a pretty cock”. Odd choice of words.
A girl I was hooking up with for the first (and only) time recently got out of a 5yr relationship. I knew this and was okay with it initially, which was a mistake. Once we got into it, she kept complimenting me by comparing me to her ex… “you’re so much better than him”… etc.
After the 5th or 6th of those I stopped and asked her to leave.
Did you just take a shit!
“Hose my eggs.”
Girl was mostly unresponsive, she didnt moan or anything. It was my first time.
I got nervous and couldn’t get it up to work. She just said “Maybe it wasn’t destined to work.” I drove her home and it was the most awkward drive aftwards. I knew I had issues with lil john but wasn’t expecting this.
I’m glad for the experience but this definitely isn’t for me.
My name
“Where have you been all my life!” Breathless and sweaty as she finished on top of me in a sloppy mess.
Also “Your cock was built for me!” as she worked up into the most insane cowboy motion ever. Because apparently women like a certain fit and depth.
“I love you” we were a week in of seeing each other and second time having sex. The expression itself isn’t bad but the circumstances made it extremely uncomfortable.
slowly… slowly… i‘m done..
the most boring 10 seconds of my life
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Long story short . She said punch me in the face , I wasn’t cool with it , then she cracks me one under the eye , it was fucking awesome .
Looking for new catch phrases?
Her phone alarm went off while we were at it, she grabbed me by my beard, pulled me down and growled, “my husband just left work, you need to come right fucking now!”
I didn’t know she was married. Came anyways, left in a hurry. Come to find out, her husband knew, it was a kink for them, and I wasn’t the first or last.
“Well, whip it out, stud.”
Delivery and directness, just on point.
An ex used to only say she loved me when we were fucking.
It’s stuck with me because it’s helped me realize some people only appreciate you when you’re providing for them in a very one sided way. Also helped me realize the difference between lust and love.
“What the fuck? Who are you?”
(Its a joke)
Middle of sex with my first GF she starts crying. I stop to make sure she’s ok she admits to cheating on me with her ex that she knew has an STD while out for her regular Thursday drink with him.
Great time, all the emotional abuse in that relationship didn’t mess me up for years at all.
Fuck me like my dad used to
I was dating an Australian girl about 25 years ago. We got back to my place from the bar and were getting busy, when we realized she had started her period and all she said was ” ah don’t worry mate, you can just put it in me dumper ” I laughed so hard when she said it. I’ll never forget that night.
D-fucking -licious
When my girlfriend told I was to taste what other girls have been enjoying
One girl I was with was pretty tight and on smaller side, and actually gasped and said “damn boy” when it first went in. Im not a big guy, but that one time I felt pretty good about myself. All about finding two parts that match up well. No we are not together now. Was a one time thing… well a one day thing with maybe 4 sessions. But who’s counting?
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Not even the dog,,, i remember those days….. and they are still the #1 selling food in the entire world
“God I love your cock” instantly made me fuck her harder.
3 days ago, after round 2, my lady looked at me very seriously and said, “You’ve made your ancestors proud” It took me a few seconds to process what she said, then we busted out laughing, i adore that woman
Since when did redditors have sex? And when was I gonna be told
One Friday night after a long week my wife and i were just setting on the couch watching TV. All the sudden she says are you going to fuck me tonight or not. Needless to say I did