Loud people who want to be the center of attention and they aren’t actually contributing to the conversation but are just monopolizing all of the oxygen in the room
Adults are talking, drinking, good music is playing in the background. And that person shows up with their kid(s) instantly killing the relaxed mood as the kids take over. Parents either demand all attention on the kids or they ignore them as the kids wreak havoc.
Not too long ago, I opened up about how much I miss my grandparents. I talked about how I imagine their version of the afterlife is like a dance hall where they would dance for eternity to their favourite song “I Just Called To Say I Love You” by Stevie Wonder.
After I said this, my sister said “There is no afterlife.”
When someone tries to highlight that someone else is being quiet with that dramatic “oh my god shut up (name)” type of statement. I don’t even know what they are going for by saying that sort of thing
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Me
Bad news
Someone starting an argument out of nowhere
That one person who brings up politics at a birthday party
A robust cropdusting.
Trauma dumping or over questioning jokes
When a joke bombs and everyone fake laughs
Someone clearly flirting when nobody’s interested
Someone needing to be the center of attention
When I put on a tune that I like. I hate that nobody shares my taste in music
People scrolling on their phones instead of engaging
Vomiting
Telling someone to eat
TikTok
Writing “I’m bored” on the wall with feces
When the aux cord gets hijacked by someone with terrible music taste
Public popping the question.
When the aux cord gets hijacked by someone with terrible music taste
People passive aggressively fighting across the room w many people in between
Someone indoors smoking.
To quote Jacob on Game Changer: “We’re staying long everybody!”
trying to one-up someone when theyre sharing a story
A fart.
Someone saying “Fill me in” but I have nothing to say
Gunshots
Loud people who want to be the center of attention and they aren’t actually contributing to the conversation but are just monopolizing all of the oxygen in the room
Other people.
Bad smell.
Passive-aggressive comments between a couple
Mustard gas
Country and western music, also republicans
Me showing up. I give bad “Dad” vibes, have bad social cues, and don’t stop talking.. a Buzz Killington type…
Me
Unashamedly curling one out in the corner
Some cu#t pulling out a guitar to sing a shite ballad. God shoot me.
Fox news on the TV
My dad leaving for a pack of cigarettes.
Unsolicited “life advice” speeches
Red MAGA hat on a beer-swizzling, brown-lipped MAGAT.
Trying to fart but accidentally shitting your pants.
Pedophile jokes
Usually when I try to make a joke about something.
A silent fart.
A slow and depressing song (even if it’s loved) coming on the playlist in the middle of a party. Time and a place
Diarrhea
Putting the big light on.
Fluorescent lights…
Trauma dumping for sure
Redditors
Ron.
Some dude yelling thinking hes the center of attention. So annoying
putting the song…You Light Up my Life by Debbie Boone on a stereo and playing it loud
people who start to form little ‘cliques’. it just ruins everything honestly
Fapping
Explaining their life story when I didn’t ask 😭 why is everyone so quick to tell me every detail of their life when I’m just making small talk
Someone bringing embarrassing things to try and belittle you infront of women or vice versa
me talking about myself or my childhood ever
A poorly timed fart
Politics
Something expensive getting broken
EMP
Someone who thinks they’re funny but not. Making bad or corny jokes and keeps telling them eventhough no one is laughing
Adults are talking, drinking, good music is playing in the background. And that person shows up with their kid(s) instantly killing the relaxed mood as the kids take over. Parents either demand all attention on the kids or they ignore them as the kids wreak havoc.
People sharing past abuse in an inappropriate setting
Men trying to tell women how to act
Someone scrolling on their phone AND also being the center of attention.
The N word
Depending on the size of the room, an odious fart.
Talking politics
A medical emergency
Politics in general. People who are invested to have to talk about it all the time kill all the mood in the room.
Maga hat
Diarrhea
Emotionally draining people enter the conversation.
When I tell a joke.
Body odor
When some obese person rips one off.
Me entering. It’s a gift.
Politics
“Hey, so like, you guys chill if I smoke some meth?”
when billy bob drags out a live chicken from his pocket for his ritual offering
That guy with the guitar starting singing “a song he wrote”.
“ACTUALLY… “
Fart loudly
Live laugh love sign somewhere, makes me wanna die cry hate
A really smelly odor that could’ve come from anyone but everyone is keeping a straight face it’s not them.
pooping your pants mid conversation. 100% don’t recommend.
Overdrinking when everyone is sober
Someone dying
Some just starts cranking their hog
Humans.
Then a couple is ignoring everyone else and is just making out like there’s no tomorrow
When people can only engage by showing each other memes, tik toks, etc. Dude, I don’t want to keep looking at your phone. Y’boring!
Murder.
A fart, but it can also increase the funny vibes, depending how far you are from the offender
Trauma dumping
Politics.
Your uninvited ex showing up
someone talking about food/ calories/ what diet they are on/ what you should or should not be eating
People that talk but don’t listen.
Explosive diarrhea.
Putting the big light on
Siding with Diddy. A dude did this at a party and you could eat the tension with a spoon.
someone randomly trauma dumping
a MAGA hat
A dead body.
Not too long ago, I opened up about how much I miss my grandparents. I talked about how I imagine their version of the afterlife is like a dance hall where they would dance for eternity to their favourite song “I Just Called To Say I Love You” by Stevie Wonder.
After I said this, my sister said “There is no afterlife.”
Cool. Thanks sis.
Being hateful-either mocking someone in particular or being prejudice. Yuck.
So pungent as to be flavorful, powerful flatulation!
🎶✨💨
A MAGA hat
A red MAGA hat.
When someone tries to highlight that someone else is being quiet with that dramatic “oh my god shut up (name)” type of statement. I don’t even know what they are going for by saying that sort of thing
A swastika on the wall
Someone bringing up- my big bang theory
Something?.. how about two things. Religion and Politics
Talking about Trump in a positive way.
That one mf who sexualize everything out of no where
Getting offended
When guys start getting boisterous and inevitably some girl accidentally gets smacked or takes a football to the face or something.
a banjo
Political discussions, especially if some isn’t willing to at least LISTEN across the aisle.
A matter of fact know it all.
Me being awkward.
The smell of rotten eggs
Me walking in a room
Keemstar
Maga hat
Someone bringing up their intense religious shit.
Interjecting politics just to start a fight
Proselytizing
When grandma dies at Thanksgiving
A fart
You, constantly staring from the chair in the corner.
So, how long have you been a MAGA supporter?
A dead body
Someone’s barely disguised fetish on display
A huge fart.
Shitting yourself!
an urn
Cops.
Wet fart
Harsh overhead lighting
Trump