Probably any number of diseases, injury, unwelcome pain… I mean this is a pretty broad continuum of things that would absolutely suck to have even for free.
Any non-chocolate cheese cake, sprinkles in any capacity, icing by itself, pie, dolls, especially dolls with eyes that open and close, furniture with fabric thats been outside for more than a couple hours. I’ll leave it at that.
Cybertruck or Tesla my little stepbro ask if I could rent one for how long would I do it for
I said 8 hours
He was laughing and so was I and I was like “look I’m not driving this thing for at least a day and besides this is like buying the power controller and my friends even joked that anyone who drives in town with a cybertruck is the Townsville idiot
Another pet. As much as I love them, they live many years and cost MANY dollars. The family members who begged for it, they grew up and moved on. I love my dog, but I feel very sorry for him, living an old-lady lifestyle with me.
I got a “free” hot tub from a family member and it worked fine for a few months. Then came the repairs. Between chemicals, water, electricity, a new control panel, a new cover, a new pump, a new heater, new jets it has cost me WAYYYYY too much money…
I also had to pay to move it, and I am at war with the mice that are using it as a nest and restroom 🙁
McDonalds food. Well certain things from time to time, like a soda or breakfast, but the hamburgers? I’d be fine never eating it the rest if my life (which is probably how often I’ll eat it.)
A tortoise lol Dont get me wrong I love them, they’re so cool and cute. BUt Just this idea that I will die before it and will have to entrust my tortoise to someone in 60ish years from now stresses me the fuck out.
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Cancer.
Probably any number of diseases, injury, unwelcome pain… I mean this is a pretty broad continuum of things that would absolutely suck to have even for free.
Real Madrid Jersey.
An STD
Sandwich with mayo
Parkinson’s, stroke, cancer, Alzheimer’s… etc
Cable TV.
For a while I couldn’t afford it, and now streaming services have made me so coddled I can’t stand commercials.
Even if it was free I wouldn’t watch it.
Toxic waste
Free WiFi with pop-ups every second – I’d rather go offline.
Asparagus. Me and asparagus has some real beef ngl
avocados
Cancer
A pitbull.
Herpes
– Cybertruck
– MAGA hat
– Yeezy shoes
– Harry Potter merch
A kid
My ex to come back.
Plane ticket, even return, to the USA.
Any non-chocolate cheese cake, sprinkles in any capacity, icing by itself, pie, dolls, especially dolls with eyes that open and close, furniture with fabric thats been outside for more than a couple hours. I’ll leave it at that.
A motorcycle
Vapes
A fancy boat. I get seasick.
A gift horse.
Just sounds like a massive headache to me.
Electric car
Soda or anything with a lot of sugar
power
Cybertruck or Tesla my little stepbro ask if I could rent one for how long would I do it for
I said 8 hours
He was laughing and so was I and I was like “look I’m not driving this thing for at least a day and besides this is like buying the power controller and my friends even joked that anyone who drives in town with a cybertruck is the Townsville idiot
Marriage.
To go on a cruise ship
Most diseases. I say “most” because there might be a disease that has some benefit that outweighs the adverse effects of said disease.
An STD.
An iPhone.
I’m happy enough with my Android.
Any time spent with Donald J Trump or his family.
A hot dog.
An untitled car
Bedbugs.
Herpes
Fame.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, an EPIC account.
Herpes
Tesla anything,cult of personality merchandise is free advertising for cruelty
Eritrean Citizenship
Jack in the box- (fast food chain) it’s genuinely so vile who is keeping it in business??
Hot take maybe: the American presidency. Being entirely nonpartisan here, but I can not think of a more thankless job.
Heroin, Fentanyl. grass i would accept lo
Herpes?
A republican
Alcohol
Lifetime supply of Taco Bell
Plane ticket to North Korea
Botox or fillers. Blech!
Prostitutes
vacations to scary countries
That guys wife
Cigarettes.
Tesla
STD’s
Cigarettes.
Apparently a stable relationship.
War
Bad advice
Fox News
ATM anything having to do with our Orange Overlord
Netflix
Dinner at the White House with current administration.
My kids to grow up
Move out
Get jobs
And never come back
Dinner with a former president
Synthetic drugs
Herpes
unwanted opinion
Crocs
Dick
a cybertruck. If i want to die I will just do a line of fentanyl. No need to burn to death slowly….
An in-ground swimming pool Upkeep and insurance, plus keeping neighbor kids out of it, would be a pain in the neck.
Liver n onions.
Well it wasn’t completely free. Cost me $7.70aud per month, so pretty cheap. A rare side effect from a drug. Having a brain operation in two weeks.
A cat
Cybertruck. I’ll walk, thanks.
Cancer … Which is “free”.
Rabies
herpes.
Prostate exam from Edward Scissorhands?
A vacation at Mar Lago
Another pet. As much as I love them, they live many years and cost MANY dollars. The family members who begged for it, they grew up and moved on. I love my dog, but I feel very sorry for him, living an old-lady lifestyle with me.
A cyber truck
My ex.
Fentanyl.
AIDS
Fame
A Bruce Springsteen album🤮
Alcohol
A bucket of live spiders.
An albino elephant.
Dinner with TFG, JD, or Elon.
An expensive watch.
Heroes
Donald Trumps advice.
My ex
Veggie burgers
Electric vehicle
A Cybertruck. Ugly and Fascist, no thanks!
Any Apple product.
A used hot tub.
I got a “free” hot tub from a family member and it worked fine for a few months. Then came the repairs. Between chemicals, water, electricity, a new control panel, a new cover, a new pump, a new heater, new jets it has cost me WAYYYYY too much money…
I also had to pay to move it, and I am at war with the mice that are using it as a nest and restroom 🙁
A pool. Any more pets.
Reddit Gold
A horse.
Cybertruck
Crab sticks
fame
Cigarettes/vapes
Tickets to a Rush concert.
Ketchup, fuck ketchup
A Kia or Hyundai
Herpes
Membership of the Tory Party.
definitely not a job
McDonalds food. Well certain things from time to time, like a soda or breakfast, but the hamburgers? I’d be fine never eating it the rest if my life (which is probably how often I’ll eat it.)
Yankees/Dodgers gear.
Fame. The idea of people feeling they are entitled to my private life and details, I couldn’t imagine living in a fish bowl.
I prefer to not own any animals. I already take care of some large primates and pay for their college and everything
Cottage cheese. Fuck outta here 😭
I saw the prompt and came here to say a lifetime supply of hot dogs and someone else said cancer so now im embarrassed lol
A lifetime supply of group projects.
To fly in a plane.
Herpes!
Herpes
A Tesla
A big expensive sports car. I’d just be stuck in traffic the same as in an economy car.
combine harvester
Rolls-Royce
Bentley.
A vacation in the Congo
trip to India
Tre return of my ex-wife
A time share
A Trump hat
Cybertruck
Cancer
Strapless bras, they just pmo and don’t work.
American citizenship (am American)
poop on bottom of shoe
Root canal. Enough said
Ebooks from Instagram hustlers, telling me how I can make money fast.
Botox/filler…. stuff is toxic and looks bad.
Alcohol
A Tesla
Debt
Wedding or the husband that comes with it.
Mushrooms & Tomatoes
STIs.
There was that time I declined that free herpes
Onions
Heroin, meth, crack
Tickets to a sports game or a show to see a modern artist.
TESLA CYBERTZRUCK
Blundstones
A Tesla
STD’s, cancer, unplanned death..
Cyber truck
Used underwear.
Herpes.
Used underwear , raisins , illness of any kind, debt, rundown house/living space
A house in Florida
MAGA hat
A tortoise lol Dont get me wrong I love them, they’re so cool and cute. BUt Just this idea that I will die before it and will have to entrust my tortoise to someone in 60ish years from now stresses me the fuck out.
everyone saying herpes.. herpes IS free. what isn’t handed out for free is expensive hand bags.. why are people spending entire salaries on a bag?
A man.
-lesbian