I’m talking about behavior that’s perfectly within the rules, but feels deeply unsettling. Maybe it’s a weird social violation, an extreme habit, or just something that screams “unhinged.
What’s something that’s technically legal but makes you look like a complete psychopath?
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Suing people for fucking your spouse.
Maybe being a surgeon or butcher.
Something about opening up or cutting parts and pieces of humans or animals is pretty nasty. How do these ppl not wanna vomit looking at that?
But God bless those surgeons and butchers cuz I wouldn’t wanna do either job.
Not following social niceties and doing my own thing.
Putting on one sock, then one shoe, the the other sock, then the other shoe.
standing next to someone at the urinals, its just an unwritten law that you dont do it
Not facing the doors when you’re in a lift. Just walking in, and continuing to face the back wall.
I needed to buy a splitting axe before heading off camping for the weekend. I dropped by the hardware store on my lunch break, wearing a suit. It’s really hard not to feel self-conscious at the image that portrays.
Sitting next to a stranger on an otherwise empty bus/train
Flying a kite at midnight.
Staring deeply into the eyes of the person next to you while taking a piss at a urinal without blinking.
Not acknowledging someone who holds the door for you. Or making eye contact with the person leaving the store behind you and then not even doing that little push thing to the door as you leave.
Wishing death and telling criminals you’re gonna make sure they will never know peace because they killed a beloved relative
Acting in any way like a multi-national corporation?
Taking a mug out outside and drinking from it. I’m not on about your garden, I’m on about walking around in public with it
Standing too close at the supermarket checkout. Generally seems to be old ladies doing it from what I’ve experienced. Actually had to politely ask one to move so I could actually pay for my shopping.
cutting a burrito perfectly in half… then eating it with a fork and knife like bro it’s legal but the vibes are off
Opening the emergency door on an airplane in midflight because you think there is ‘something on the wing’.
Threatening with words but never following through on the action.
Going to the hardware shop and buying rope, duct tape, cable ties and Lye
Going into Discounter A with a bag of Discounter B
Being in the government and let your spouse trade stocks and open businesses that will profit from the laws, grants or regulatory changes you are going to implement. XD
Being a rich celebrity, modified with makeup, filters and plastic surgery and then tell people to “just be yourself”. Ah heck being a celebrity in general these days doesn’t seem to be a great indicator :’D
Being a grown manwith anime girl/loli stickers on everything you own also isn’t exactly a sign of integrity and trustworthiness.
Plinking with airguns in your house, garage or backyard. Donning camo gear helps.
Collecting neat bones and preserving natural history specimens! Every serial killer doc touches on how they “had a fascination with collecting bones” as a sign of psychopathy…. nope, corvid culture 🙈
Skipping. You see anyone over 12 skipping alone down the street and it’s bizarre.
Taking a dump right after showering. Honestly probably worse than an actual criminal at that point.
Go to hardware store and buy shovel plastic and tape. Ask the cashier girl if this is the strongest tape the have. Like really strong. Doing all this with a dead look and monotone voice. Then say casually. “So, where do you live?”
in most states,cannabilism is legal as long as consent is given..i.e. technically,grandpa can have a lawyer write up a consent form for me to cook him for dinner when he dies.
Licking cream off of Oreos while making eye contact.
Cutting a pizza slice-shaped pizza slice – from the dead center of the pizza. Then eat it with a spoon.
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Wearing your bathrobe in public
Wasting time on Reddit
Went to a metal head guy’s party, wore all black except for one white sock
Picking your nose in public? I go first knuckle deep, or rotate my elbow 45 degrees to get the appropriate angle and get in there real deep like…
Grab a shovel and dig a large hole in the middle of the night
Getting dressed top first
Wearing 2 different shoes.