Twenty year old me woke up in my bed at my folks house with no idea how I got there…my vehicle was parked half in the weeds across the street with the door partly open…never drunk and drove again.
Danced at a strip club. My sister in law did it at a lowkey club on a slow night my curiosity got the better of me of me and joined. Completely out of character for my introverted self. Never again.
One of those Ferris wheel type things with closed cabins that spin around as the Ferris wheel spins. Left screaming and will never do again. I wanted God to take me home before the ride ended.
Being a jetski/motorcycle passenger. Just the feeling of not knowing when you’re gonna turn throws me off guard, and also I can not stay on a jetski as a passenger for the life of me. But I love being the person driving the jetski or motorcycle, which is weird imo..
Went to Embalse El Yeso in Chile. Rented the car and drove it myself. Absolutely gorgeous but will never drive along cliffs for hours again.
The road was literally falling apart at some points.
Late 1970s. We were in college in Maine, on break, stupid and unprepared. Lasted one night. Pooled all our loose change for a motel the next night and skedaddled back to campus.
The amusement park ride known as “The Zipper” or “The Chainsaw”. Immediately regretting going on in the first 30 seconds of the ride. Never felt sicker in my life.
I love being outdoors. I love getting away from people. I love the peace and quiet. But I’m wicked outta shape and struggle pretty much every time I go on a hike.
After every hike, I say never again, but a few days later I get the itch and start planning my next one
I didn’t drink much before turning 21, so when I did I didn’t know my limits or how alcohol affected me for a while. Took what amounted to 5 tequila shots within like 20 minutes. Now the smell of tequila makes me a little queasy
Took a random pill off a random guy at a music festival. Dunno what it was but I felt fuckin amazing for a day and then horrendous for a week.
Actually given how hungover I was, I probably would take it again.
Let friends who I’ve never seen drive before drive my car. This girl I was sorta friends with as a teenager asked me if she could drive my car and my car ended up halfway into a Rent a Center. Never again.
Teeth whitening at the dentist. OMG. I had to go immediately home and cancel all my afternoon activities. I couldn’t even talk on the phone, it hurt so bad.
Had a baby 🫣 I love him SO much but motherhood has challenged me in ways I never imagined. I’m good just focusing my energy on him and not splitting it between multiple kids.
Having a baby. I had horrible complications during delivery and it really messed me up physically and mentally. I ended up doing it again though but thankfully with no complications during labor just during the pregnancy. Made sure that I won’t be doing it again.
Stand in line at Disney Magic Kingdom for Tiana’s Bayou ride in 90 degree weather. I’m currently in the line for 50 minutes and it’s a 90 minute wait. Never again …
weed, i am the only person that i know who throws up smoking weed, also tend to hear voices in my head, they say weed has the potential to trigger schizophrenia in some people, i dont wanna be one of those people
A friend and I shared one of those electric scooters on our way to the pub, until we didn’t and crashed just in front of an oncoming tram. I pulled my friend away just in time. Never riding those again, especially not while intoxicated
Wake boarding on a large lake but with my knees. I fell off and was more than 20 feet from the shore. The water was black…I couldn’t see my hand in front of me as I swam. I knew there were alligators in the water. I never swam so fast. I felt so much panic. I was afraid that at any moment and alligator would come up and bite me. I never did that again.
Put a 2 stroke 2hp engine on a mountain bike with rim brakes.
Nearly killed me back in 2013.
If I do it again it’ll likely be a smaller engine or more likely electric kit, and the bike will have disk brakes in good shape.
Also a helmet will be worn every time no matter if there’s an engine or not.
Run a marathon. I had one of my best running days ever. But I knew before I finished that I wouldn’t do it again. It’s a long race and the training to get there dictated my entire life for those months. I’m happy I did it but the payoff didn’t bring enough value to do it again.
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be born
Tasted alcohol by mistake and never again
Ate baking chocolate.
pulled an all-nighter to finish a project. felt invincible at 4am, felt like death at 2pm.
A lot
Twenty year old me woke up in my bed at my folks house with no idea how I got there…my vehicle was parked half in the weeds across the street with the door partly open…never drunk and drove again.
Are we still saying “OP’s mom”?
Trusting people
Internet hookup
got drunk on spicy margaritas. never been so sick in my life!
Tucking my genitals
Mushrooms + LSD at the same time.
Go ape.
Trusted a friend group
Slot machine 😵💫
Absinthe. Never …. Ever …. Again.
Baiting mustard iykyk
Skydiving. I puked on the tandem instructor.
Worked for a toxic boss
Deep sea fishing. I found out if I can’t see land it’s a no-go for me.
Mistook a bouillon cube for a caramel.
Doing homework for your boybestfriend even if i had exams and later get dumped by him
Diving.
drink Red Bull, I had one once while I was at work and said this is disgusting, never again.
Tequila! Instant puke😂
Danced at a strip club. My sister in law did it at a lowkey club on a slow night my curiosity got the better of me of me and joined. Completely out of character for my introverted self. Never again.
Strip Clubs
Got drunk then smoked a joint, awful, just awful
arrive early to work
One of those Ferris wheel type things with closed cabins that spin around as the Ferris wheel spins. Left screaming and will never do again. I wanted God to take me home before the ride ended.
Letting my driving instructor yell at me. Stupid fuck
“I’ll just trim a little off the top”
Captain Morgan with orange juice. . .it tastes like an Orange creamsicle. . .but not on the way back up 😂 can’t drink orange juice ever again
Coke
My ex
Anal
smoking a cigarette
Put grapefruit zest in my smoothie because a fitness influencer said it would help burn fat.
Tasted horrible and made me projectile vomit for a good 5 minutes.
eat ass.
A cruise. I hated it
Being a jetski/motorcycle passenger. Just the feeling of not knowing when you’re gonna turn throws me off guard, and also I can not stay on a jetski as a passenger for the life of me. But I love being the person driving the jetski or motorcycle, which is weird imo..
Rock climbing. Tried it a few times and then got terrified
Did a commitment by compromising on health
Smoke weed. First time it unlocked a life of depression and anxiety. Jealous of anyone who can partake and have a great time.
“LOAN” money to a “FRIEND”.
Flirt liquor’s
my chi chi piercings. NEVER again, literally feels like molten lava going through 😖
Meth
Drank about half a bottle of grappa. A three-day hangover followed!
Shrooms
Snowboarding. 🏂
Riding this skyscreamer at the amusement park I was horrified I went cold froze up and it felt like the blood drained from my body
Dating a prostitute
Bondage.
The slingshot ride, it’s too intense
Went to Embalse El Yeso in Chile. Rented the car and drove it myself. Absolutely gorgeous but will never drive along cliffs for hours again.
The road was literally falling apart at some points.
One particular water slide; that one that lets out into a funnel partway down to create a low-gravity effect. I’m glad I tried it, but never again.
Facebook
Go up in a hot air balloon.
Winter camping in NB Canada.
Late 1970s. We were in college in Maine, on break, stupid and unprepared. Lasted one night. Pooled all our loose change for a motel the next night and skedaddled back to campus.
Pegging. My butt was hurting for hours
Joined the Navy,LOL!
The amusement park ride known as “The Zipper” or “The Chainsaw”. Immediately regretting going on in the first 30 seconds of the ride. Never felt sicker in my life.
Trying haggis.
Kale
I tried quite a few things that fit the question.
Sea cucumber sushi roll
Drank a bottle of green apple Bacardi and smoked a pack of Marlboro reds when I was 16 in the span of an hour. Never. Again.
Ketamine
Roller coaster
Hiking.
I love being outdoors. I love getting away from people. I love the peace and quiet. But I’m wicked outta shape and struggle pretty much every time I go on a hike.
After every hike, I say never again, but a few days later I get the itch and start planning my next one
Gave birth. Once is enough, thanks!
MDMA
Paintball. Someone broke the rules and shot me up close. The world went blurry while I dramatically fell in a ditch – it hurts more than you expect.
Jumping off a high diving board. Conquered my fear but heights is not for me. Never doing it again.
An arthrogram of my severely dislocated shoulder.
got into a relationship with a guy before doing proper KYC, never again.
Wash my anus with rubbing alcohol .
Lots of stuff, LOL
Got in a car, at night, after the club, to go to a different town with a group of people that my friend ‘definitely knows’…
Space cake
Wank into a sock
Drink $8 Heaven Hill vodka 😵💫
Edibles 😭
I didn’t drink much before turning 21, so when I did I didn’t know my limits or how alcohol affected me for a while. Took what amounted to 5 tequila shots within like 20 minutes. Now the smell of tequila makes me a little queasy
Raw oysters
Acid
Ate liver
In my late 30s— going GA to any kind of concert or show that offers VIP. I’ll always spring for the splurge to have extra room.
Copper IUD. Went in for my appointment, inner os of my cervix wouldn’t open no matter what they did. Very weird pain
Jumped and landed with my legs straight. Zapped up me spine
Shoved my pinkie finger into a bug zapper “to see what it felt like.” At work. I was let go shortly after.
Roller coasters as an adult
Took a random pill off a random guy at a music festival. Dunno what it was but I felt fuckin amazing for a day and then horrendous for a week.
Actually given how hungover I was, I probably would take it again.
Date a narcissist. The lovebombing to gaslighting happened SO FAST.
Let friends who I’ve never seen drive before drive my car. This girl I was sorta friends with as a teenager asked me if she could drive my car and my car ended up halfway into a Rent a Center. Never again.
Tree Top Trekking. Once is good enough.
Teeth whitening at the dentist. OMG. I had to go immediately home and cancel all my afternoon activities. I couldn’t even talk on the phone, it hurt so bad.
Spray on Deodorant on undercarriage.
Teacup ride at carnival.
I rode the Cyclone at Coney Island
Drank Southern Comfort and Tang made from lake water. We were camping and had to improvise. We couldn’t move the next day unless to vomit.
Had a baby 🫣 I love him SO much but motherhood has challenged me in ways I never imagined. I’m good just focusing my energy on him and not splitting it between multiple kids.
Accidentally mixed my meds with alcohol. (Didn’t realize they couldn’t mix) Worst. Camping trip. Ever.
Taking an oxycodone for pain. Made me throw up and pass out. Never again
Pilates
Having a baby. I had horrible complications during delivery and it really messed me up physically and mentally. I ended up doing it again though but thankfully with no complications during labor just during the pregnancy. Made sure that I won’t be doing it again.
Liquid nitrogen.
Ejection seat ride at the county fair
Crack…1992…one hit n I sed helllllll no!…this shit ain’t my thing….stuck with beer n pot.
Stand in line at Disney Magic Kingdom for Tiana’s Bayou ride in 90 degree weather. I’m currently in the line for 50 minutes and it’s a 90 minute wait. Never again …
Booked the last flight out of the day.
I love you :p
Grocery shopping at Walmart on Saturday morning
Ate an oyster.
I’m ace. Hahaha oh well.
Tequila…8 double shots when I was 16 ! To this day, the smell alone will give me a hangover !
Chopping jalapeños then not washing my hands before I took a pee .
I got married (she’s my favorite person!)
PCP. On accident. Don’t do PCP. It’s awful.
weed, i am the only person that i know who throws up smoking weed, also tend to hear voices in my head, they say weed has the potential to trigger schizophrenia in some people, i dont wanna be one of those people
A friend and I shared one of those electric scooters on our way to the pub, until we didn’t and crashed just in front of an oncoming tram. I pulled my friend away just in time. Never riding those again, especially not while intoxicated
Ice skating.
Wake boarding on a large lake but with my knees. I fell off and was more than 20 feet from the shore. The water was black…I couldn’t see my hand in front of me as I swam. I knew there were alligators in the water. I never swam so fast. I felt so much panic. I was afraid that at any moment and alligator would come up and bite me. I never did that again.
Bungee jumping
Visit Peterborough
Drank a White Russian. I was sober before the one drink and ran outside to puke. I almost didn’t make it.
Put a 2 stroke 2hp engine on a mountain bike with rim brakes.
Nearly killed me back in 2013.
If I do it again it’ll likely be a smaller engine or more likely electric kit, and the bike will have disk brakes in good shape.
Also a helmet will be worn every time no matter if there’s an engine or not.
Run a marathon. I had one of my best running days ever. But I knew before I finished that I wouldn’t do it again. It’s a long race and the training to get there dictated my entire life for those months. I’m happy I did it but the payoff didn’t bring enough value to do it again.
Not put myself first.