I give our cat and my daughters guinea pig wee alter egos and voices. Splodge the guinea pig is a Cockney Gangster who says “how do you like that, how do you like it” after he’s pished on me and our cat was a Russian spy who does nefarious things with my socks.
I never realised that there were other bampots like me until I mentioned it on reddit. Also, running up the stairs on all fours like a dog when I’m home alone.
Fap. Literally. Thought I discovered a new one-man-deed that would involve you and only you. Until a year later when I found out it was actually a very common thing
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I listen to video game soundtracks, like the Legend of Zelda theme, while walking my dog.
I give our cat and my daughters guinea pig wee alter egos and voices. Splodge the guinea pig is a Cockney Gangster who says “how do you like that, how do you like it” after he’s pished on me and our cat was a Russian spy who does nefarious things with my socks.
I never realised that there were other bampots like me until I mentioned it on reddit. Also, running up the stairs on all fours like a dog when I’m home alone.
Fap. Literally. Thought I discovered a new one-man-deed that would involve you and only you. Until a year later when I found out it was actually a very common thing