What’s something your ex did that still makes you shake your head?

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What’s something your ex did that still makes you shake your head?

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  1. Notbruxa Avatar

    I’ll start
    He used to set reminders on his phone to compliment me, and then got mad if I didn’t react like it was spontaneous. One time I saw “tell her she’s beautiful -6PM” pop up while we were watching Netflix. I still smiled but damn. 😂

  2. AuthenticTruther Avatar

    Let her dog shit on the carpet and didn’t bother to pick it up….. often.

  3. Just_a_Teddy_Bear Avatar

    She threw out a baking pan and a stainless steel pot because she didn’t want to clean them. WTF?

  4. FocusOk6215 Avatar

    Buy me gifts using my debit card.

  5. Worcestercestershire Avatar

    She told me that a friend of hers hit on her, without giving the full context. I think she thought that if she started a fight it would absolve her of any guilt.

    GF: “Last night while you were at work Brian asked me to give him a BJ”

    Me: “That’s fucked up. What were you doing?”

    GF: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “He wouldn’t just ask for a BJ out of the blue. What were you doing leading up to that?”

    Ex-GF: “We were making out”

  6. HookerHenry Avatar

    Gain weight and refuse to lose it.

  7. LongScholngSilver_20 Avatar

    Would only come over to my place on her period so she “wouldn’t give in to the temptation of sex”

    (She wasn’t religious)

  8. HusKimbo Avatar

    She got off work at 1:15pm

    I got off work at 4:30 pm

    During this time my lunch break was 11:30am and id come home for lunch since it was practically around the corner

    I make some food and i turn the tv 90 degrees so i can watch tv from the kitchen and i turn it back

    The tv was on a metal folding chair

    I finish my meal and leave to go back to work

    I come home after work and shes in there loosing it asking me why the tv is turned 90 degrees and i told her why but for some reason shes in a crisis about it so we end up arguing why i didnt change it back . To this day it was the most infuriating argument i had with anyone over the most simple shit

  9. RickyRacer2020 Avatar

    The few times when she made bad Nachos

  10. IFixYerKids Avatar

    Tried to pull the “You’re controlling” when I didn’t want her to go on a 3 month vacation with her male coworker. Yeah, that was the end of that relationship

  11. abbyy007 Avatar

    She’d pick fights right before my exams then say I didn’t care about her because I wanted to study

  12. Ok_Priority_457 Avatar

    when we were agreeing to get back together and meet up, i was hospitalized with sepsis for a few days. my ex supported me through it mostly, but joined tinder on the 2nd day i was in hospital. lol. bro couldn’t wait for me to die first. i made a full recovery and we didn’t get back together.

  13. Chordyceps12 Avatar

    Flirt with other people in front of me

  14. Smart-Inevitable6885 Avatar

    Built me a website for my business and then once it was up and running deleted it after a very small disagreement. That was the end. 

  15. JayLin95 Avatar

    When she said sex doesnt necessarily mean penetration

  16. ArcherBarcher31 Avatar

    Constantly complained about the same stuff over and friggin’ over and never did anything about any of it.

    Asked for my advice, ignored it, then when things went wrong she got mad at me for not being more adamant that she follow my advice, then when I tried being more adamant she follow my advice, she’d accuse me of thinking she’s dumb or incapable.