Uranium, a literal star, and the ultra-compact core of a Black Hole. I just want to know what those taste like, without… ya know, dying in a horrific yet stupid way.
All the Candy in The Harry Potter candy shop. IDC I’d still would try it out even if it looks nasty it also looks hilarious. I can imagine me and a group of friends sitting sound daring each other to eat stuff.
I dont think this is exactly how you meant it, but im going to answer anyways because it pisses me off.
Dragon fruit.
This looks like the most magical, fantasy/science fiction themed fruit you could imagine. It practically looks like it should give me some kind of a special buff or powerup when I consume it. And its got the word “DRAGON” in its name for crying out loud!
But by the fuckery of some ancient-Greek-curse level bullshit, its fucking gross.
Living near the ocean, and im allergic to shellfish. If the world is ever ending, im going to find out what lobster tastes like. Or shrimp, or crab. Maybe all of them.
Mushrooms. Found out I can’t as a kid – my body violently rejects them from both ends. And I get bad skin/throat reactions, and neuro toxic reactions from touching them or breathing spores from them when they’re raw or getting reheated in a microwave or cooked. They’re supposed to be very nutritious/healthy so it sucks I can’t have them in my diet
I was going to say Cheesecake because I’m lactose intolerant and I would be really really sick, but the comment section makes my answer sound really basic.
Does drink count? If so, the only thing I really wanna drink is Energy drinks, but I can’t ’cause I have heart palpitations/a murmur in my heart, and the amount of caffeine in Energy drinks could 𝘒𝘐𝘓𝘓 me, and no, I’m not exaggerating.
The only remotely high caffeine drink I trust is COFFEE, also Mountain Dew.
Salmon. It makes me gag. When I was a kid I would have sleepovers at friends houses and they would often have bagels with cream cheese and lox for breakfast. I so desperately wanted to like it. I tried forcing it down a few times but it wasn’t easy. I eventually had to settle for bagels and cream cheese.
I’ve tried to eat it every way possible and it makes me gag 99% of the time. One time I was able to eat salmon sushi but only that one time.
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Pistachios. I’ll die.
Like objects or something you’ve seen in some sort of media. Or even an allergen (i have tons)
A cartoon Krabby Patty.
Shirt buttons look so tasty to me for some reason. Don’t judge.
lego burger
Suave Watermelon Wonder
any of the food from peppa pig it just looks so good like the baguettes the salads the cakes it just looks so good
Pancakes. Just eating half of one makes me feel violently ill and I have no clue why. No known allergies to anything in it.
the moon 🌕🧀
Those pizza boxes
Play-Doh… looked too tasty as a kid
A star. Looks magical, probably tastes like lightning and regret — but sadly, not edible.
Romulan ale
Baklava 🥹🥹
candle that smells like cookies
Mud
fried dinosaur
minecraft cake 🎮🍰
The egg tokens from the board game Wingspan
Uranium, a literal star, and the ultra-compact core of a Black Hole. I just want to know what those taste like, without… ya know, dying in a horrific yet stupid way.
ButterBeer
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The plastic food in restaurant displays
Mercury in a nice sundae glass
My enemies 🤲
Personally mine would have to be the phone cord in the movie the iron giant. It looks like a licorice spaghetti noodle
Bald Eagle…
gum from willy wonka movie
I’d like to eat a nice Italian car like a Ferrari or a Lambo. But I’m stuck eating the shitty one.
I recently developed OAS and can no longer eat avacado, banana, and watermelon. Those used to be my three favorite fruits in order.. 😢
The Mt. Bellyache sundae from The Simpsons. The one advertised, not the one Bart actually got lol
glue stick that smells fruity ✏️😋
A real Philly cheesesteak, but I can’t eat beef anymore.
Eggs. I haven’t been able to eat eggs since childhood due to having a fucking reaction the last time I ate it.
Mercury
Popplers.
Clouds — they look like cotton candy
Passenger Pigeon, Steller’s Sea Cow, the Dodo, The Great Auk, and last but not least the Eurasian Aurochs.
By all accounts they were Absolutely Delicious.
barbie’s plastic pizza
Fugu. I can’t afford it.
All the Candy in The Harry Potter candy shop. IDC I’d still would try it out even if it looks nasty it also looks hilarious. I can imagine me and a group of friends sitting sound daring each other to eat stuff.
Pufferfish. I know you can eat it, but I will never be close to the few people in the world who prepare it.
If people are risking death to eat it, it has to be good, right?
The imagination food from Hook.
Helical manual transmission gears. They look so crisp
Lava.
I dont think this is exactly how you meant it, but im going to answer anyways because it pisses me off.
Dragon fruit.
This looks like the most magical, fantasy/science fiction themed fruit you could imagine. It practically looks like it should give me some kind of a special buff or powerup when I consume it. And its got the word “DRAGON” in its name for crying out loud!
But by the fuckery of some ancient-Greek-curse level bullshit, its fucking gross.
Another great subject post in ask reddit
Ghibli food, anime food in general
I want to eat wall insulation. Yay, microglass
The cartoon chicken and sandwiches Shaggy and Scooby Doo were always eating
The Sun
I’d like to each a beethoven Sonata with sparkles please
Prawns. I have a severe allergic reaction if I do.
Cherries. I’m allergic but they look good.
The wedding cake Big Mom destroyed her kingdom over.
The giant water drops in Bugs Life or floating water drops like an astronaut!
The pizza from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
Any type of fish, im just digusted. Even tho i force myself sometimes. I rarely eat it but i eat while being disgusted
Living near the ocean, and im allergic to shellfish. If the world is ever ending, im going to find out what lobster tastes like. Or shrimp, or crab. Maybe all of them.
Silphium
part of me wonders if it was actually worth the hype or if it was the victim of lack of competition.
Mushrooms. Found out I can’t as a kid – my body violently rejects them from both ends. And I get bad skin/throat reactions, and neuro toxic reactions from touching them or breathing spores from them when they’re raw or getting reheated in a microwave or cooked. They’re supposed to be very nutritious/healthy so it sucks I can’t have them in my diet
Gluten 😭
Those dinosaur size Fred Flintstone ribs that flip the car.
The food in a Ghibli movie. Why does it always look so good??
Cyanide
Turkish delight in Narnia looked so good
Lead acetate. Okay, “shouldn’t eat,” not “can’t eat.”
As someone with bad dysphagia, food 🙁
The rich
the rich
Anime food
An actual rainbow. I don’t trust the Skittles Corporation is being straight with us.
shrimp but my family is allergic.
Mammoth, I mean we hunted them to extinction. I bet they’re delicious 🦣
Windex
The blue Palmolive ultra dish soap. Mostly wanted to eat it when I was pregnant but still kinda wanna lick it
Alaskan king crab
Those chicken legs from the Sword in the Stone movie.
Just eat all the meat off in one bite, then toss the clean white bone to my cartoon dogs
Wild garlic is pretty nice but the last time I ate it, I got the most terrible runs of my life, guess I’m allergic lol
I want to eat an amethyst the way Abigail from Stardew Valley eats them. Alas, my teeth and stomach are weak.
Red mana potion.
I imagine it tastes like electric Hawaiian Punch laced with MDMA.
Human flesh. But not in a cannibal way, just want to know what human tastes like.
Play Doh.
I also have cravings for slimes.
Nuts never known what nuts are like cuz i have an allergy
What would be the tastiest pokemon?
Roast Bulbasaur shoulder? Gyarados sushi? Rotisserie Pidgeotto?
The Spice.
You know the slime scooping videos all over TikTok? I rate each one on how badly I want to eat them and given a chance I probably would.
That oreo cake thing. It’s not sold where I live.
Caviar because it’s not available where I live and it’s probably way to expensive 💸💸
A tree ripened banana
I’m curious to know what cilantro tastes like. It just tastes soapy to me
The stuff in Ghibli movies looks so fucking good. I wish I could grab it from my screen and just eat
A pufferfish.
The rich.
Those butter/lard shakes from the heart attack grill
I’m reliant on TPN so any and all food 🤤
Florence Pugh
(sorry. Low hanging fruit and all)
Also, I miss gluten
Honey from Winnie the Pooh.
I was going to say Cheesecake because I’m lactose intolerant and I would be really really sick, but the comment section makes my answer sound really basic.
lead paint, it’s supposed to have been sweet and taste like chocolate.
My great grandmas cooking that the family always obsessed over. But she died before o could even try it!
Lady I used to work with. 😛
Anything. I have terrible digestive issues. My body will revolt if I even think about food
That giant Dino rib from the Flintstones.
Or those huge 3ft tall sandwiches you see in cartoons.
Japan Ramen (im not in Japan)
Almost everything.
I have ARFID. it fucking sucks.
I really want to drink a proper cup of tea, but I am allergic so if you will allow drink it’s a cup of tea for me
Mrs. Incredible ‘s ahh 😎
Manga meat.
Reminds me of types of questions Steve Harvey asks. Trying to avoid giving inappropriate answers.
Does drink count? If so, the only thing I really wanna drink is Energy drinks, but I can’t ’cause I have heart palpitations/a murmur in my heart, and the amount of caffeine in Energy drinks could 𝘒𝘐𝘓𝘓 me, and no, I’m not exaggerating.
The only remotely high caffeine drink I trust is COFFEE, also Mountain Dew.
A dumpling.. I’ve never tasted one and I
Now I have been diagnosed with celiac disease so I can’t eat gluten.
One of those sandwiches that shaggy and Scooby doo eat
I have tried desperately to enjoy tomatoes. Every variety, garden fresh, it never works.
Meth
Almonds. Any kind of tree nut. Wouldcbe a fatal mistake
Pogs and marbles lol.
The food in anime always looks way too good to be fake
5th wheel grease 🤤🤤
Salmon. It makes me gag. When I was a kid I would have sleepovers at friends houses and they would often have bagels with cream cheese and lox for breakfast. I so desperately wanted to like it. I tried forcing it down a few times but it wasn’t easy. I eventually had to settle for bagels and cream cheese.
I’ve tried to eat it every way possible and it makes me gag 99% of the time. One time I was able to eat salmon sushi but only that one time.
The food Chihiros parents eat at the start of Spirited Away.
Cartoon pizza looks more delicious than real pizza
I bet pterodactyl would be pretty lean
A piece of the moon
Her.
A spoonful of neutron star
Hot glass while it is still being shaped and blown.
One of those bullshit sandwiches that Shaggy makes