I hit her with this one, she loses it, Why don’t skeletons fight each other? (wait for it…) Because they don’t have the guts. 😎 I know, it’s so dumb, but that’s the point!
My girlfriend kept complaining “you’re always acting like a detective. I want to split up” so I said “that’s a good idea, we’ll cover more ground that way”
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I hit her with this one, she loses it, Why don’t skeletons fight each other? (wait for it…) Because they don’t have the guts. 😎 I know, it’s so dumb, but that’s the point!
Normally when I drop my pants.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
(Offer you hand, take her to dance, smile)
My girlfriend kept complaining “you’re always acting like a detective. I want to split up” so I said “that’s a good idea, we’ll cover more ground that way”