scrolling reddit for an hour and questioning why i keep on going with my life and wishing i could start all over again in a new life and make different decisions with it because i feel like my interests, hobbies, and personality make people view me worse and the only way i know how to feel good about myself is through other people’s validation
2 chicks at the same time, man. I’ve only done it once, and it exceeded my expectations and dreams. I’ll never do it again for fear of ruining the memory of the perfect night. I mean, unless I’m presented with the opportunity again, but I doubt that’ll happen.
I hooked up my PC to my big screen, downloaded a GBA Emulator, set up my Bluetooth Nintendo switch controller to the PC, and played Pokemon Silver on a 65” tv. My childhood dream became a reality that day.
I was extremely hung over once with my girlfriend in New Orleans. We were in our 20s. This was a fancy bed-and-breakfast and they made homemade biscuits with honey and coffee. They served as our door. I don’t think I’ve ever been closer to heaven.
I had some junk food. I went relentless and didn’t care about the crumbs I left on my bed. It was my day off and I’m usually up tight about being messy and shit but I just said fuck it. The best thing I ever did. I was so relaxed and mellow. Ima try it again sometime, but this time ima try and fall asleep in the process or after I devour everything
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A meatball sub
Sleeping
Listening to white noise
Watching a movie and having a meal at the same time.
Definitely try over sleeping absolutely the best
Taco Bell
chicken nuggets at 2 watching YouTube in a cold and comfy bed
These are not the answers OP was looking for.
Fucking a wet floor sign. I’m so glad I bought those signs…
DVDA and pizza at the same time
Eating food of some booty or maybe even off her tits 🤷♂️
Foreplay
Having it all to myself !
Breakfast. Specifically, bacon hot off my George Floorman grill.
Watching TV with my dog and then falling asleep with my dog
Ketamine and sex
a cortado
Getting pegged
a drug dealer 😪 fucked me for like 6 hours and god damn it was amazing.
My cpap machine, if you don’t know what that is make sure you look it up in private you perverts
Sleep meditation
scrolling reddit for an hour and questioning why i keep on going with my life and wishing i could start all over again in a new life and make different decisions with it because i feel like my interests, hobbies, and personality make people view me worse and the only way i know how to feel good about myself is through other people’s validation
Flipping my pillow to the cool side when I wake up to get water
A few incredibly memorable women come to mind….
Cinabon
cheezits
After humping? Cuddling as I fall into a deep slumber
Sex ranks up there
Flipping my pillow and feeling the cool side against my face 😌
Chewing off my toenails & spitting them at my enemies
Replaying cringe moments in my life for no reason
Weighted blanket and memory-foam mattress.
Studying (Sleeping)
My wife
Playing the sims
strap & pupusas
Lying on bed while laptop is on top of me and watching anime, better than sex.
Sleeping in on a lazy Sunday morning
Sleeping while listening to the sound of ocean waves on my phone. It’s really relaxing.
Sleeping diagonally across the entire bed like a starfish. 10/10 would recommend.
Had these mint chicalote balls from costco the other day, GAS
Cleaning my ears with qtips as I got head at the same time😏
Taking off the sheet under the comforter while my fan is going and the pillow is flipped around.
Pillow fort
Waking up and then falling back asleep
Bamboo sheets
Wouldn’t you like to know ? 🤨😂
2 chicks at the same time, man. I’ve only done it once, and it exceeded my expectations and dreams. I’ll never do it again for fear of ruining the memory of the perfect night. I mean, unless I’m presented with the opportunity again, but I doubt that’ll happen.
Laughing — when it’s real, it changes everything.
Watching The Price Is Right while staying home from school, sick. My bed was a mansion then.
Room service
Sober sleeping 10+ hours.
Hotel with Cold AC, after spending all day outside during the summer
Crocheting
Wank off and got to sleep
Bacon and Eggs.. and Pizza.
Giving my wife a Dutch Oven…..
If I’m being honest… probably dope.
In an out triple triple and animal fries
A gyro from a street vendor in NYC
Ate it in my hotel room bed and thought I was in heaven. But it was Hell’s Kitchen.
It’s a secret technique I developed with a girl from the pjs
Sharing my wife. That’s fun.
Listening. You’d be surprised at how it enhances life.
Rimming ☺️
Mattress pad heater.
To get in it
I hooked up my PC to my big screen, downloaded a GBA Emulator, set up my Bluetooth Nintendo switch controller to the PC, and played Pokemon Silver on a 65” tv. My childhood dream became a reality that day.
Sleeping
Waking up in the middle of a great dream, going back to sleep and continuing that dream. It’s the best.
Sleeping
For my birthday one year – i had my gf sit on a cake and i ate it off her ass.
Best birthday ever.
Browsing Reddit posts 😁
My heated blanket
Late night. Naked. Sprawled out over the sheets. Tv on in the background. Fried chicken combo from Willie’s chicken shack. And Beignets.
Sleeping with a fan on
Blueberry cheesecake
Women smoking cigarettes during intercourse lol
Sleeping
freshly shaved legs with freshly washed sheets 10/10
Blankets for sure
Played N64 in bed while it rained with 3 cats on the bed purring.
Hugging my body pillow
Pillow under her butt
Cuddling my dogs or eating cake
Pineapple on pizza
Falling asleep on a hot summer evening with the AC on full blast.
Being the big spoon (as a woman), nobody will tug on my hair while I sleep
I was extremely hung over once with my girlfriend in New Orleans. We were in our 20s. This was a fancy bed-and-breakfast and they made homemade biscuits with honey and coffee. They served as our door. I don’t think I’ve ever been closer to heaven.
One time i thought i had to wake up but it was 4am so i could sleep another couple hours
Ear putty! So much better than ear plugs. I learned about this a week ago and I’m FINALLY sleeping
Ambien.
her aunt
Sleeping?
What do you expect me to say???
Not setting an alarm
Dp only (vaginal & anal) mfm threesomes
A Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich back when they were impossible to get 😂
The pastrami sandwich i keep in the nightstand.
Piss drawer.
Havin a wank
Eating cereal at night and watching Netflix
Sex with someone you love. Shit slaps
I had some junk food. I went relentless and didn’t care about the crumbs I left on my bed. It was my day off and I’m usually up tight about being messy and shit but I just said fuck it. The best thing I ever did. I was so relaxed and mellow. Ima try it again sometime, but this time ima try and fall asleep in the process or after I devour everything
super weird but tickling 😭
Eating Taco bell wrapped in a brand new down blanket watching reruns of jackass.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream in the dark.
Sleeping with my CPAP!
Depending on the context, group sex or cheesecake.
It’s so funny that nobody is answering this question about sex with sex
It is reddit and of course most people would not respond sex because they haven’t experienced it. But the best thing to experience in bed is sex.
Pegging
Farting then tucking myself in. Can be a pretty great alarm clock when I’m struggling to get up in the morning.
Whatever she wants me to do
A little game called greasing the piston
Playing video games and drinking beers while listening to the rain outside
An adjustable bed. Life changer.
My sleep apnea machine. Fucking life changing
Eating General Tsao’s Chicken stir fry while paying my Internet bill.
Sleeping 9+ hours. Absolutel heaven.