i crashed my car the other day. he came round last night asked me if i needed any cash he would help it was sweet but i lied said it was fine. i cant afford to pay for it but i don’t want to tell him this, he alredy does so much for me
I’ve never really liked his “family’s famous” chicken recipe. It’s always been a huge hit with all his family members, my kids love it, but if you ask me Church’s is better.
I know he did actually get us kicked out of the hotel we were staying in for our honeymoon and that he lied about it because he was embarrassed and I would have lost my shit. Edit bc I typed what I said out loud here. I let him think I believe I left it at home by accident. That is one of the other secrets. I know he lost my wedding ring when we went on a vacation about ten years ago. I know he bought a replacement but I’ll never tell him I know. He felt so guilty he almost told me a few times.
I know how often they browse porn (multiple times a day, and at work) that they lied and made a new account instead of deleting Reddit after promising they were done with using it.
I lost my virginity freshman year to a junior after me and my original freshman girlfriend broke up. Me and the original girl started dating again a few months after and she thought we lost our virginity to each other during fall of sophomore year.
i rewatch shows/ movies with her so that she thinks we’re watching it for the first time lmao (we have a thing where if one of us watched a show there is no way in hell the other person is going to watch it, needs to be new for both of us)
My ex-wife thought I was having maybe 3 drinks a night and the hangovers were just getting worse bc I was getting older (to be fair, she never saw me take more than 3 drinks bc “I didn’t wanna worry her”) – I was drinking about 20-30 drinks (equivalent, I was just turning up on the bottle at that point) a night before I quit. She hit me with that uno reverso card tho by fucking her boss.
I’ve been sober about 8 years and the only thing my fiance doesn’t know is sometimes instead of renovating our basement I just put on my work clothes and go play on my phone bc I need alone time
I hide candy and chocolates by my side of the bed. Sometimes forbidden sneaky candies just taste better eating in the dark and doom scrolling on reddit.
It was that when my cancer came back it was stage IV. I went from 2020 to 2025 keeping it as a secret. Unfortunately one night I got drunk and let it slip. I didn’t want her to worry too much.
I’m not sure i know what true love is. Almost all of my relationships have followed the same pattern:
infatuation. She’s pretty and cool and seems like The One. In reality, she was probably just nice to me for 5 mins or acted interested in something i had to say.
the capture and conquest. I have to have her. I have to make her want me. We have sex.
the honeymoon period. This is wonderful. i am loved. This could be forever.
the creeping rot. I get jealous, sometimes about virtually nothing. Things seem too good to be true. She is probably lying or exaggerating her feelings.
it’s serious. We move in together. We start talking long term plans. Maybe even discuss marriage or kids.
over it. I want out. I self sabotage. I get mean and try to chase them away. I’m constantly jealous. I start to wonder if i ever really did feel love, or i just need the space in my life filled with someone else.
There’s a section in the book “Brief Interviews with Hideous Men” that made me takea really uncomfortable look at this pattern. I think the character says something along the lines of “I’m just not a closer.” It’s always the same, i get what i want, and suddenly i don’t want it anymore.
BTW, if any single ladies are reading this, and want their hearts broken, my DMs are always open.
That I never wanted to be with her, Since at that age I wanted to be with another person but since I didn’t even have any friends at that time, she was the only one who stayed
That I’m worried about her lack of hobbies. I’ve tried to encourage her to find something to fill her time. She is the love of my life and the best partner and my best friend, but she goes to work and plays mindless mobile phone games and that’s it. It worries me that this will become a pattern that’s passed on to our future kids. I’m very open to suggestions about how to approach this because I’m at a loss of how to do it delicately. Our relationship is great in every other aspect. Life is too full of opportunities and interesting things to spend your time staring at an iPhone all afternoon.
That I had sex with my ex wife a week after we started dating. I didn’t know she’d eventually become my wife and me and my ex had been talking right before we met.
Sometimes his ADHD drives me fucking insane to the point I daydream about living in my own little apartment by myself. Then I remember how much I love the life we have built and my patience for him comes back.
To be fair he has improved leaps and bounds since we met. I’m just a perfectionist and very rigid. We balance each other out.
Too many things from my last partner but nothing from my current one. I’ve learned from my mistakes and I’m not going back. It’s so freeing and so comforting to knows that she knows everything and still accepts me and loves me.
I really like gaming. I built my own PC and didn’t share the cost of few components. Only those who she asked for. So no lies technically. Still she grew up in different environment and it has been rough road for her to accept my hobbies. Her sister clearly stated that gaming is not for mature men. So disrespectful, but it takes time to make people to think otherwise. Even more sad is that my 3080 card what I bought during covid for 1k can’t keep up with actual games already.
How I get myself to sleep is by replaying our sex in my mind. Old and new it’s something that makes me just feel content and happy. Something about his facial expressions and noises he makes just fill me with pride that he feels good from what I do to please him. It makes the bad days go away and brings in the connection of love. As cheesy as it sounds, it helps me sleep without nightmares.
Afraid to express this kind of thing for the simple fact I don’t wanna hear my husband tease me for the rest of my life when he has plenty of ammo as it is. This man is far too strong with the light hearted dirt he has on me.
Absolutely nothing. My wife has stood by my side through aggressive stage 3 cancer at a young age, through chronic nerve pain that shoots from my pelvis down both legs thanks to a mesh failure from my third major operation, and through a nine-year battle with opioid addiction that followed. She knows every damn thing about me—from my darkest moments to my weirdest kinks. Honestly, at this point, I could probably confess to being Batman and she’d just ask if I remembered to take the garbage out.
My wife don’t know what’s my real name,I have been in French foreign legion so 9 years i come originally from japan,and now living and have a family here in france,When i started training in FFL they remove your real identity and replced it a new one,now i never retired from the FFL so my new identity is still me
Not me, but my soon to be ex husband kept his numerous affairs from me. I guess the latest one got tired of being a secret for 3 years and confronted him while we were together (on my birthday which happens to Valentine’s Day).
I still love her, spending time with her and find her physically attractive after all these years but after a dead bedroom for so many years now and being pushed away so often whenever I initiate, and attempting anything more than a peck results in an ‘eww’ from her. I’ve basically pulled back to protect myself.
Anytime I think of cuddling, spooning or showing physical affection – to initiate or not – I now find myself feeling physically sick about it because I know the response I’ll get so I just don’t bother. I keep up appearances by the occasional touch or back-stroke as I’m walking past but it’s all one-way traffic and when I do, I have to stop myself from rolling my eyes so loud that someone notices. I’m hesitant to walk away completely because we genuinely work well together, have a great life, kids are awesome etc.
We’ve talked it through time and time again, I’ve worked on the problems she raised to better myself, and I’m far from perfect but I have made strides. Now, I’m finding myself pulling back more and more, and becoming more selfish as I just don’t give a fuck – I know this is making her angry too which is not healthy either. I don’t even bring up my concerns about our relationship anymore because what’s the point. I do what I need to maintain our day to day lives but I’ve basically stopped maintaining my side of the relationship until I see any reason to resume.
I’m lying here on our nearly 20yr anniversary while she sleeps, and not a single kiss or hug all day because I didn’t make the move.
I’m madly in love with him and my heart will never recover when we breakup. I’m just playing it cool and trying to enjoy the moment for now but every day that passes is a day closer to my never wanting to love again.
I love our morning routine so much I often pretend to be asleep even when I wake up first.
My man sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. But every time he wakes up, no matter how tired he is, he rolls over to me and hugs me and gives me a good morning forehead kiss, whether or not I’m awake. I love them so much. SO much that sometimes when I wake up earlier than him, I nudge him out of his sleep then pretend to be asleep just so I can feel him slowly waking up and rolling over to give me that forehead kiss. It’s only been like half a year with him but that one tiny thing releases a million butterflies inside my heart and stomach and I can’t wait to experience it every single day when I can finally live with the love of my life.
Nothing! I feel comfortable enough to tell him anything and everything. Even more so than my parents or my doctor! The only secret is my exact home address since we are in a LDR. I won’t give that away until my family is comfortable having him over once he comes to visit.
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Your pussy isn’t the best pussy I ever had
Dude gave me a bj once during a mfm
I Throughout my life I’ve had my phases of weird fetishes
The things I’ve signed an NDA for.
I am Batman.
No secrets. It’s the best part of being in a relationship.
i crashed my car the other day. he came round last night asked me if i needed any cash he would help it was sweet but i lied said it was fine. i cant afford to pay for it but i don’t want to tell him this, he alredy does so much for me
Nothing much except the real cost of my gaming hobby.
I’ve tasted better than this.
that i have a gambling addiction
Nice try Mrs Twang.
I don’t truly love you, you are just my type.
Nice try
I’ve never really liked his “family’s famous” chicken recipe. It’s always been a huge hit with all his family members, my kids love it, but if you ask me Church’s is better.
Nothing, why would we keep things from each other – in case the other disapproves? Communication is vital.
I may project confidence but I’m flying by the seat of my pants 99% of time.
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I know he did actually get us kicked out of the hotel we were staying in for our honeymoon and that he lied about it because he was embarrassed and I would have lost my shit. Edit bc I typed what I said out loud here. I let him think I believe I left it at home by accident. That is one of the other secrets. I know he lost my wedding ring when we went on a vacation about ten years ago. I know he bought a replacement but I’ll never tell him I know. He felt so guilty he almost told me a few times.
No secrets. Shes my Bestie
I’ve been mentally preparing myself for her to end our relationship 🙁
That I am responsible for the house fire than burned our house down, several years ago. It was an accident and I was too ashamed to admit.
Don’t worry guys, I came clean a couple of years back.
Reddit.
I know how often they browse porn (multiple times a day, and at work) that they lied and made a new account instead of deleting Reddit after promising they were done with using it.
I enjoy eating uncooked ramen
Love her even tho shes not really my type
I share too much sensitive information with strangers on Reddit.
I lost my virginity freshman year to a junior after me and my original freshman girlfriend broke up. Me and the original girl started dating again a few months after and she thought we lost our virginity to each other during fall of sophomore year.
Nice try, babe. Not today.
i rewatch shows/ movies with her so that she thinks we’re watching it for the first time lmao (we have a thing where if one of us watched a show there is no way in hell the other person is going to watch it, needs to be new for both of us)
I pushed her for a second kid before we were really ready because I had doubts I was the father of our son. Turns out we really do make redheads.
I don’t kill spiders unless she see’s them.
Live your life, little bro. Just stay cool and don’t go crawling across the ceiling when she’s looking.
Where I store the catnip.
I will have to steal a quote, but only because it fits perfectly in regards to my lady’s sleep toots
it’s like when they put the balloons away after the Thanksgiving parade.
My ex-wife thought I was having maybe 3 drinks a night and the hangovers were just getting worse bc I was getting older (to be fair, she never saw me take more than 3 drinks bc “I didn’t wanna worry her”) – I was drinking about 20-30 drinks (equivalent, I was just turning up on the bottle at that point) a night before I quit. She hit me with that uno reverso card tho by fucking her boss.
I’ve been sober about 8 years and the only thing my fiance doesn’t know is sometimes instead of renovating our basement I just put on my work clothes and go play on my phone bc I need alone time
That I’m not happy with my life, and it has nothing to do with you, but I find it hard to feel joy for anything these days.
All of the proprietary information regarding nuclear power generation my employer has me read while at work.
I am still hungry sometimes when we nail an amazing recipe, but I pretend to be full so he can have the rest.
I hide candy and chocolates by my side of the bed. Sometimes forbidden sneaky candies just taste better eating in the dark and doom scrolling on reddit.
That I want another another child with him so bad it hurts.
It was that when my cancer came back it was stage IV. I went from 2020 to 2025 keeping it as a secret. Unfortunately one night I got drunk and let it slip. I didn’t want her to worry too much.
I’m not sure i know what true love is. Almost all of my relationships have followed the same pattern:
There’s a section in the book “Brief Interviews with Hideous Men” that made me takea really uncomfortable look at this pattern. I think the character says something along the lines of “I’m just not a closer.” It’s always the same, i get what i want, and suddenly i don’t want it anymore.
BTW, if any single ladies are reading this, and want their hearts broken, my DMs are always open.
I wasn’t a virgin when we got married
I wank myself off imagining her getting fucked by other guys
That I never wanted to be with her, Since at that age I wanted to be with another person but since I didn’t even have any friends at that time, she was the only one who stayed
(well, at that time it was like that)
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That I’m worried about her lack of hobbies. I’ve tried to encourage her to find something to fill her time. She is the love of my life and the best partner and my best friend, but she goes to work and plays mindless mobile phone games and that’s it. It worries me that this will become a pattern that’s passed on to our future kids. I’m very open to suggestions about how to approach this because I’m at a loss of how to do it delicately. Our relationship is great in every other aspect. Life is too full of opportunities and interesting things to spend your time staring at an iPhone all afternoon.
That I had sex with my ex wife a week after we started dating. I didn’t know she’d eventually become my wife and me and my ex had been talking right before we met.
This whole time I’ve been 2 badgers and a raccoon in a trench-coat. (The raccoon is the head)
My number of sex partners
Sometimes his ADHD drives me fucking insane to the point I daydream about living in my own little apartment by myself. Then I remember how much I love the life we have built and my patience for him comes back.
To be fair he has improved leaps and bounds since we met. I’m just a perfectionist and very rigid. We balance each other out.
Too many things from my last partner but nothing from my current one. I’ve learned from my mistakes and I’m not going back. It’s so freeing and so comforting to knows that she knows everything and still accepts me and loves me.
I really like gaming. I built my own PC and didn’t share the cost of few components. Only those who she asked for. So no lies technically. Still she grew up in different environment and it has been rough road for her to accept my hobbies. Her sister clearly stated that gaming is not for mature men. So disrespectful, but it takes time to make people to think otherwise. Even more sad is that my 3080 card what I bought during covid for 1k can’t keep up with actual games already.
My dick immediately erects as I see her in the morning
I’m only here because I said till death due is part
How I get myself to sleep is by replaying our sex in my mind. Old and new it’s something that makes me just feel content and happy. Something about his facial expressions and noises he makes just fill me with pride that he feels good from what I do to please him. It makes the bad days go away and brings in the connection of love. As cheesy as it sounds, it helps me sleep without nightmares.
Afraid to express this kind of thing for the simple fact I don’t wanna hear my husband tease me for the rest of my life when he has plenty of ammo as it is. This man is far too strong with the light hearted dirt he has on me.
That I’ve come to the realization that I’m bi.
Absolutely nothing. My wife has stood by my side through aggressive stage 3 cancer at a young age, through chronic nerve pain that shoots from my pelvis down both legs thanks to a mesh failure from my third major operation, and through a nine-year battle with opioid addiction that followed. She knows every damn thing about me—from my darkest moments to my weirdest kinks. Honestly, at this point, I could probably confess to being Batman and she’d just ask if I remembered to take the garbage out.
I don’t keep secrets from him unless it involves something I’m temporarily hiding from him, like a birthday present.
Reddit handle
I’m bisexual.
That I exist. If I have a (future) partner, we have not yet met.
My wife don’t know what’s my real name,I have been in French foreign legion so 9 years i come originally from japan,and now living and have a family here in france,When i started training in FFL they remove your real identity and replced it a new one,now i never retired from the FFL so my new identity is still me
Not me, but my soon to be ex husband kept his numerous affairs from me. I guess the latest one got tired of being a secret for 3 years and confronted him while we were together (on my birthday which happens to Valentine’s Day).
That I think about them all day 24/7 😍😍😍🥰😭
I am physically repulsed by my wife.
I still love her, spending time with her and find her physically attractive after all these years but after a dead bedroom for so many years now and being pushed away so often whenever I initiate, and attempting anything more than a peck results in an ‘eww’ from her. I’ve basically pulled back to protect myself.
Anytime I think of cuddling, spooning or showing physical affection – to initiate or not – I now find myself feeling physically sick about it because I know the response I’ll get so I just don’t bother. I keep up appearances by the occasional touch or back-stroke as I’m walking past but it’s all one-way traffic and when I do, I have to stop myself from rolling my eyes so loud that someone notices. I’m hesitant to walk away completely because we genuinely work well together, have a great life, kids are awesome etc.
We’ve talked it through time and time again, I’ve worked on the problems she raised to better myself, and I’m far from perfect but I have made strides. Now, I’m finding myself pulling back more and more, and becoming more selfish as I just don’t give a fuck – I know this is making her angry too which is not healthy either. I don’t even bring up my concerns about our relationship anymore because what’s the point. I do what I need to maintain our day to day lives but I’ve basically stopped maintaining my side of the relationship until I see any reason to resume.
I’m lying here on our nearly 20yr anniversary while she sleeps, and not a single kiss or hug all day because I didn’t make the move.
I miss her too much to describe in words so I pretend it’s a normal amount
I’m madly in love with him and my heart will never recover when we breakup. I’m just playing it cool and trying to enjoy the moment for now but every day that passes is a day closer to my never wanting to love again.
i hate her mother frfr
I love our morning routine so much I often pretend to be asleep even when I wake up first.
My man sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. But every time he wakes up, no matter how tired he is, he rolls over to me and hugs me and gives me a good morning forehead kiss, whether or not I’m awake. I love them so much. SO much that sometimes when I wake up earlier than him, I nudge him out of his sleep then pretend to be asleep just so I can feel him slowly waking up and rolling over to give me that forehead kiss. It’s only been like half a year with him but that one tiny thing releases a million butterflies inside my heart and stomach and I can’t wait to experience it every single day when I can finally live with the love of my life.
nice try babe . love you see you soon.
That we are dating 💀
Reddit 😂
Nothing! I feel comfortable enough to tell him anything and everything. Even more so than my parents or my doctor! The only secret is my exact home address since we are in a LDR. I won’t give that away until my family is comfortable having him over once he comes to visit.
Childhood trauma
Nice try, Honey.
I fake the big O every time. I’ve never had one during.