That all of his exes were crazy. All of ’em. He didn’t have any problems at all and the bad things that happened to him were everyone else’s fault and he was the victim always.
I did eventually take off the rose coloured glasses and surprise face – I became a crazy ex! He still felt he was an innocent baby prince though so.
This is so embarrassing. But this guy I was seeing at the time, we matched on an app, I told him I’d love to braid his hair for him and he was super excited bc I’m good at it.
Next day, he updates his profile to him saying he wants someone to braid his hair for him if they’re good. I didn’t care he was still using the app, we were seeing each other, but not exclusive. I saw it and I said that’s crazy I really inspired you so much to update your profile
He then gaslit me making up some insane excuse saying he was just trying to find hair stylists in the area. PLEASE. I was infatuated and suddenly I started believing him just bc he was cute. I knew he was lying I just didn’t care. He was handsome and my brain went empty…..
During dating: “I’m so into you” (prolly was into the idea of me tbh)
After breaking up: “I hope we can still be in each other’s lives” what a big LOL after all attempts from them to push me away and them becoming avoidant throughout dating 😅
Ooof so so many …all from the same guy …”she’s just a friend”, ‘im not attracted to her”, “I would never hurt you”, “she is lying”, “I can’t believe you would ever accuse me of something like that”, “your crazy”, “she’s crazy”, “I missed the bus/overslept/phone broke”, “I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you”, “I want to have babies with you and get married”, “your everything to me and I would never hurt you”, “I’ve known her forever and we’ve never had sex” ….. and it just went onnn and onnn and onnn…longest couple years of my life…the worst part about it is that he was a serial cheater and pathological liar and I believed everything he said …but now as a result have a hard time believing anything anyone says (even when they may be telling the truth).
My long distance habitual liar ex told me that his new girl best friend and him would stay in the same bed but “they’d sleep head to feet and definitely nothing ever happened!!!”
Lmao I was very over the relationship but one night he got so mad — I couldn’t calm him down but she was able to. It had been over for soooo long but that was when I knew it was really over and they had fooled around
My ex was convinced women can’t be colorblind despite me being colorblind. When I asked if he then assumed I was lying, he also said no to that, then continued doubling down that women can’t be colorblind. So you are calling me a liar then.
That they went to USC because they had the Trojan tattooed on their wrist. A few weeks in I introduced him to my cousin, and my cousin immediately recognized him from a class at the local junior college. USC was a total lie, and really dumb because I didn’t care about that at all.
My mama always told me people lie when they aren’t happy with their real lives.
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“I love you.”
“I don’t watch porn” like yeah right
That all of his exes were crazy. All of ’em. He didn’t have any problems at all and the bad things that happened to him were everyone else’s fault and he was the victim always.
I did eventually take off the rose coloured glasses and surprise face – I became a crazy ex! He still felt he was an innocent baby prince though so.
“I want a relationship”
Im not talking to nobody else lol….
(Lets all laugh together)
This is so embarrassing. But this guy I was seeing at the time, we matched on an app, I told him I’d love to braid his hair for him and he was super excited bc I’m good at it.
Next day, he updates his profile to him saying he wants someone to braid his hair for him if they’re good. I didn’t care he was still using the app, we were seeing each other, but not exclusive. I saw it and I said that’s crazy I really inspired you so much to update your profile
He then gaslit me making up some insane excuse saying he was just trying to find hair stylists in the area. PLEASE. I was infatuated and suddenly I started believing him just bc he was cute. I knew he was lying I just didn’t care. He was handsome and my brain went empty…..
“I’m over my ex. We’re just really close friends still…”
That he’d believe any reasoning that had enough evidence to back it up.
No he wouldn’t. It was very much “I’m right, you’re wrong, even if you have the evidence to prove you’re right you’re still wrong.”
During dating: “I’m so into you” (prolly was into the idea of me tbh)
After breaking up: “I hope we can still be in each other’s lives” what a big LOL after all attempts from them to push me away and them becoming avoidant throughout dating 😅
I was young so don’t judge me too harshly. “I’m allergic to condoms”
That they were single.
that the red hair on the counter was his moms. we were both brunettes 😒
“My astrologer said we can’t sleep in the same bed because it gives me negativity”
Ooof so so many …all from the same guy …”she’s just a friend”, ‘im not attracted to her”, “I would never hurt you”, “she is lying”, “I can’t believe you would ever accuse me of something like that”, “your crazy”, “she’s crazy”, “I missed the bus/overslept/phone broke”, “I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you”, “I want to have babies with you and get married”, “your everything to me and I would never hurt you”, “I’ve known her forever and we’ve never had sex” ….. and it just went onnn and onnn and onnn…longest couple years of my life…the worst part about it is that he was a serial cheater and pathological liar and I believed everything he said …but now as a result have a hard time believing anything anyone says (even when they may be telling the truth).
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My long distance habitual liar ex told me that his new girl best friend and him would stay in the same bed but “they’d sleep head to feet and definitely nothing ever happened!!!”
Lmao I was very over the relationship but one night he got so mad — I couldn’t calm him down but she was able to. It had been over for soooo long but that was when I knew it was really over and they had fooled around
She’s just a friend
My ex was convinced women can’t be colorblind despite me being colorblind. When I asked if he then assumed I was lying, he also said no to that, then continued doubling down that women can’t be colorblind. So you are calling me a liar then.
That he was a golden retriever boyfriend (his words) who was good to his ex but she was just “crazy”, he was an awful man and a liar.
“We broke up, I just go hang out with her because I’m worried about her.”
Told me all his female coworkers were “like sisters.” Which would be sweet if he wasn’t trying to sleep with half his family.
That they were roofied when really they were just sleeping with some one else
That they went to USC because they had the Trojan tattooed on their wrist. A few weeks in I introduced him to my cousin, and my cousin immediately recognized him from a class at the local junior college. USC was a total lie, and really dumb because I didn’t care about that at all.
My mama always told me people lie when they aren’t happy with their real lives.
I love you, thetes nobody else but you, im seperated from my wife,
His car was stolen. It was a repo.