What’s the dumbest lie someone you were dating told you that you believed?

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What’s the dumbest lie someone you were dating told you that you believed?

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  1. Flimsy-Ticket-1369 Avatar

    “I love you.”

  2. aussiewlw Avatar

    “I don’t watch porn” like yeah right

  3. ComfyInDots Avatar

    That all of his exes were crazy. All of ’em. He didn’t have any problems at all and the bad things that happened to him were everyone else’s fault and he was the victim always.

    I did eventually take off the rose coloured glasses and surprise face – I became a crazy ex! He still felt he was an innocent baby prince though so.

  4. Individualchaotin Avatar

    “I want a relationship”

  5. Cherry_Poppins9205 Avatar

    Im not talking to nobody else lol….

    (Lets all laugh together)

  6. Emergency_Squash_352 Avatar

    This is so embarrassing. But this guy I was seeing at the time, we matched on an app, I told him I’d love to braid his hair for him and he was super excited bc I’m good at it.

    Next day, he updates his profile to him saying he wants someone to braid his hair for him if they’re good. I didn’t care he was still using the app, we were seeing each other, but not exclusive. I saw it and I said that’s crazy I really inspired you so much to update your profile

    He then gaslit me making up some insane excuse saying he was just trying to find hair stylists in the area. PLEASE. I was infatuated and suddenly I started believing him just bc he was cute. I knew he was lying I just didn’t care. He was handsome and my brain went empty…..

  7. ChiedoLaDomanda Avatar

    “I’m over my ex. We’re just really close friends still…”

  8. ThrowRARAw Avatar

    That he’d believe any reasoning that had enough evidence to back it up.

    No he wouldn’t. It was very much “I’m right, you’re wrong, even if you have the evidence to prove you’re right you’re still wrong.”

  9. ur_captainspeaking Avatar

    During dating: “I’m so into you” (prolly was into the idea of me tbh)

    After breaking up: “I hope we can still be in each other’s lives” what a big LOL after all attempts from them to push me away and them becoming avoidant throughout dating 😅

  10. ciestaconquistador Avatar

    I was young so don’t judge me too harshly. “I’m allergic to condoms”

  11. IBTerri Avatar

    That they were single.

  12. iiiluvtharedsoxxx Avatar

    that the red hair on the counter was his moms. we were both brunettes 😒

  13. marriedtomayonnaise Avatar

    “My astrologer said we can’t sleep in the same bed because it gives me negativity”

  14. LilyPadHats Avatar

    Ooof so so many …all from the same guy …”she’s just a friend”, ‘im not attracted to her”, “I would never hurt you”, “she is lying”, “I can’t believe you would ever accuse me of something like that”, “your crazy”, “she’s crazy”, “I missed the bus/overslept/phone broke”, “I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you”, “I want to have babies with you and get married”, “your everything to me and I would never hurt you”, “I’ve known her forever and we’ve never had sex” ….. and it just went onnn and onnn and onnn…longest couple years of my life…the worst part about it is that he was a serial cheater and pathological liar and I believed everything he said …but now as a result have a hard time believing anything anyone says (even when they may be telling the truth).

  15. SuitableLeather Avatar

    My long distance habitual liar ex told me that his new girl best friend and him would stay in the same bed but “they’d sleep head to feet and definitely nothing ever happened!!!”

    Lmao I was very over the relationship but one night he got so mad —  I couldn’t calm him down but she was able to. It had been over for soooo long but that was when I knew it was really over and they had fooled around

  16. yumyumx_ Avatar

    She’s just a friend

  17. WrestlingWoman Avatar

    My ex was convinced women can’t be colorblind despite me being colorblind. When I asked if he then assumed I was lying, he also said no to that, then continued doubling down that women can’t be colorblind. So you are calling me a liar then.

  18. mahouhoe Avatar

    That he was a golden retriever boyfriend (his words) who was good to his ex but she was just “crazy”, he was an awful man and a liar.

  19. syvette20 Avatar

    “We broke up, I just go hang out with her because I’m worried about her.”

  20. scientist_hotwife Avatar

    Told me all his female coworkers were “like sisters.” Which would be sweet if he wasn’t trying to sleep with half his family.

  21. rm_atx17 Avatar

    That they were roofied when really they were just sleeping with some one else

  22. tassseomancy Avatar

    That they went to USC because they had the Trojan tattooed on their wrist. A few weeks in I introduced him to my cousin, and my cousin immediately recognized him from a class at the local junior college. USC was a total lie, and really dumb because I didn’t care about that at all.

    My mama always told me people lie when they aren’t happy with their real lives.

  23. Le-other-boleyn-girl Avatar

    I love you, thetes nobody else but you, im seperated from my wife,

  24. That1ChickonReddit Avatar

    His car was stolen. It was a repo.