What’s the funniest comment you’ve seen on a porn site?

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What’s the funniest comment you’ve seen on a porn site?

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  1. Perfect_Persimmon688 Avatar

    I’m not there long enough to read the comments.

  2. stunspelledbackwards Avatar

    I saw a video about a Latina and one of the commentators had a profile picture of Donald Trump and commented “deported”

  3. regi_blob Avatar

    A bunch of comments shitting on the actors for leaving the tap on and water flowing during their video lol.

  4. guido12345 Avatar

    there’s comments?

    /s

  5. Fragrant_Ad_6371 Avatar

    Someone was slurping some pp and the comment was “sounds like a chuckecheese ticket dispenser” 😭

  6. NeonRedWolf Avatar

    I saw this one comment on the Hub, “Can’t wait to tell my Catholic priest the great content i just watched during my monthly confessions.”

  7. Significant_Coach_47 Avatar

    Someone put a normal speech from former Prime Minister Johnson “Dumb British Blonde Fucks 15 Million People at once” or something like that.

  8. GuyWithARedS10 Avatar

    “This is a shitty minecraft tutorial but a great watch

  9. Girth_Brooks1996 Avatar

    “Hope she wasn’t hungry!” To a video where the guy slams the newly made dinner off the counter to throw her up there and fuck her

  10. great_frame70 Avatar

    “ ew why is she naked”

  11. minimaddnz Avatar

    “why are you doing this? Your father and I are worried about you. Please come home”

  12. Capital_Release_3683 Avatar

    I saw someone ask for help with a trigonometry problem and someone from India gave them the answer, the. Someone else responded to that giving a little math lesson on using the formula

  13. No-Aspect7722 Avatar

    I saw one where the actress popped into the comments and said, “Everyone keeps asking my name I’m the one in the gray sweater,” and someone replied, “Ma’am that is not at all a useful description after the first 90 seconds”

  14. OnlyGayIfYouCum Avatar

    “skip the doggy scene, it’s just all queefs”

  15. doctordoctorpuss Avatar

    I’ve seen screenshots of a comment section where someone says “I don’t speak Japanese, but she certainly seemed to enjoy herself”. And the reply was “she is repeatedly asking him to stop”. Makes me laugh every time

  16. ChaosSlave51 Avatar

    Not exactly what you’re asking but…

    There was a video where they had a 3d printer in the room. I guess they were allowed to use the space, but no fucking way was he stopping his print.

    So you could tell any time they cut or took breaks by how much the print progressed.

    (No i don’t know what they were printing)

  17. Spanko75 Avatar

    Who pays attention to comments on porn?

  18. BonerChamp11 Avatar

    Angela white cries from orgasm. Top comment – ‘Why are my eyes cumming??’

  19. 62frog Avatar

    There used to be a site using porn comments and designing them as 3D art

    Here’s a good representation of what it looked like: https://sevenstring.org/threads/spinning-3d-pornhub-comments-probably-nsfw.270238/

  20. Xordanus Avatar

    Pointing out the dude was wearing weed leaf pattern socks.

  21. Disposable_Gonk Avatar

    Two tiddlywinks of cum

  22. regularArmadillo21 Avatar

    I haven’t seen it personally but

    “Can you not swear please? My son uses this site”

  23. ZumMitte185 Avatar

    I’m beginning to think that this isn’t YouTube.

  24. springtrapfan_ Avatar

    This isn’t the minecraft seed link (I wrote that btw)

  25. mafternoonshyamalan Avatar

    Guy was wrapping a girl in cling film, it wasn’t sticking, just getting bound up and sliding off her, but he kept unrolling. Still have no idea what the inspiration or necessity was, but the only comment was “…ummmm ok?”

  26. TenaciousD127846 Avatar

    Someone asking how to get glue in fallout 4 and someone responding with detailed instructions on how to create an early game glue farm.

  27. Ratchet_72 Avatar

    “Sounds like they’re mixing up a batch of macaroni salad.”

  28. TheGoblinHoard Avatar

    “Hi mom”

    It was under a very much amateur/homemade video

    Lost my shit at that one

  29. Samurai-Beatz69 Avatar

    “Go Team Venture!” And it was two guys giving high fives after tag teaming a chick. Hardest I ever laughed

  30. Longjumping-City2311 Avatar

    Theres a guy in pornhub who uploads tutorials on how to solve very hard math questions….he uploads regularly and still going….the comment section is all guys saying that i still have to study in ph?

  31. YuckyYetYummy Avatar

    I always laugh at the dumbass titles. “Adriana Checkik does Anal”. Well no shit. Get back to us when she doesnt.

  32. Temporary_Meaning450 Avatar

    “Can anyone help me install mods on Minecraft”

  33. MisterThere Avatar

    Not a comment, but I saw one from a company called Miracle Films. Their slogan was “If it’s a good film, it’s a Miracle”.

  34. FartedInYourCoffee Avatar

    “Come home soon, your father and I miss you!”

    “This was NOT part of the curriculum that I taught you in school!”

  35. Internal_Button_4339 Avatar

    There was a series of pictures of a young lady on a forum. She looked a little rough. Her age was listed as 22.

    First comment “22? She’s got a lot of city miles on her.”

  36. Icerion Avatar

    WTF that’s my wife

  37. GabesToysGaming Avatar

    “Wait… this isn’t free v-bucks.com!” Was pretty funny.

  38. epicrat Avatar

    “I left for milk and cigarettes and this is what I come back to?”

  39. Double_Reputation169 Avatar

    “you and my daughter have the same first name but I look past it”

  40. BrokenNovocaine Avatar

    The comment said that the guy sounded like Goku turning Super Saiyan 3 when he nutted

  41. Significant_Coach_47 Avatar

    I don’t think I saw that or heard about it

  42. illit3 Avatar

    There was a scene with like 5 girls and someone left a comment asking what it smelled like in there. Someone responded “a turtle tank” and I think about it way more often than I should.

  43. lowtoiletsitter Avatar

    Right in front of my salad?

  44. Outrageous_Present11 Avatar

    I’ve seen some hilarious ones but I can’t for the life of me imagine why people make accounts and comment on porn sites.

  45. Dream_boy94 Avatar

    Son and mom quickly homemade 😂

  46. Ugh-IQuit Avatar

    An elden ring boss fight walkthrough followed by others commenting their favorite strategies. I guess the tarnished really like t girls?

  47. SaltyIrishDog Avatar

    I saw two dudes arguing about which Fallout 4 faction was the best one.

  48. ElGatoGuerrero72 Avatar

    “God, her moans are so fake and nobody noticed the fart at (insert time stamp here)? Lol”

  49. Alesseid Avatar

    Guy completely went off on the male actor in the vid for his “two piddley spoots of cum” after all the hard work the girl had put in. He was quite offended!