What’s the funniest items in your purse or backpack right now?

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Anything crazy you keep on you everyday? Any after party or after weekend craziness you found in your purse and giggled?

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  1. Popular_Ear2074 Avatar

    Right now my backpack contains: cards against humanity, A pound of lucky charms marshmallows only, chakra stones and spare pants.

  2. SupHomiess Avatar

    I always got a joker card on me in case i need to cheat at a cardgame. Also always got some bingo cards cause you never know when it”s the moment for a spontaneous round of bingo

  3. ThreeHoleBlonde Avatar

    A pearl earring I thought I lost six months ago, a hotel room key I definitely should have returned, and a mini bottle of hot sauce—because apparently I like to be mysterious and prepared.

  4. BluEyed_Aanya Avatar

    Tarot cards or doggy poop bags, or my silicone pipe shaped like a naked lady 🤣

  5. AlrightNow20 Avatar

    Mentos all over and an empty mentos case

  6. thickandmorty333 Avatar

    an egg shaker from work (music store) 😹

  7. wikkineaver Avatar

    A bunch of Hot sauce packets from Taco Bell! They’ve been there for about six weeks can’t bring myself to throw them out

  8. Left_Sprinkles222 Avatar

    A retractable knife.

  9. nnamed_username Avatar

    Funniest: my coin purse is a small mitten with a coin purse clamp on it.

    Oddest: Narcan, because I live in Reno.

    Most uncommon: my checkbook. No one uses checks these days.

  10. nomoreorangedrink Avatar

    A pair of blue paper scissors I found in the street that I use to cut wildflowers with, a small sewing kit in a cute, vintage red Tupperware box, a bag of catnip Dreamies, a pink, heart-shaped hairbrush, assorted tea bags from my therapist’s waiting room (they’re name-brand), Norwegian flag 🎒

  11. generation-0 Avatar

    A ziplock full of chia seeds

  12. Least-Influence3089 Avatar

    I was at a yard sale this weekend and bought a copy of My Dad Wrote a Porno, the annotated edition of the book from the comedy podcast of the same name. It’s still in my bag 😂

  13. amyria Avatar

    I used to keep a mini keychain tape measure in my purse lol

  14. Popular_Wallaby_6165 Avatar

    50¢ “love drops” from a gas station vending machine and a rainbow knife