What’s the most creepy compliment you’ve ever recieved?

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What’s the most creepy compliment you’ve ever recieved?

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  1. SilentDetectiveB312 Avatar

    Not really any particular compliment but at work I used to have this guy in his 90s who was gay constantly come on to me. A 21 year old man. Made me really uncomfortable the day he came up and slammed a jar of Vaseline on the counter.

    He did the same thing when my brother used to work where I work now but my brother was a minor at the time so.

    I told one of my supervisors about it and he just made jokes about it.

  2. Darkdragon_98 Avatar

    I don’t get compliments, creepy or otherwise

  3. WillowReaping Avatar

    I went to school with this dude who left a comment on my social media for the whole school to see… said “I’d take out all my insides and eat them for a chance to go out with you”

    Ummmm thanks? But noooooo. Such a creep. 😂🤷‍♀️

  4. QueenOfPerverts Avatar

    “I wouldn’t mind seeing you naked” – from my creepy, gross neighbour who I am reporting to the police for harassment tomorrow.

  5. CrystalSplicer Avatar

    random uber driver wanting to top me.

    shit left me paranoid as fuck.

  6. Certain_Opposite6504 Avatar

    some old guy was hitting on me which already made me uncomfortable cause im 19 and he was like 50 and he said “you look like my daughter” WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON ME IF I LOOK LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOUR OVER TWICE MY AGE

  7. TheTallestDrew Avatar

    “your shoes look nice, id buy them if youre selling”

  8. marlonbrandto Avatar

    Making out with a woman on a park bench on our first date.
    We pause to catch our breath and she looks at me and says ‘you look like Drake’s son’

    I chuckled a bit (thinking he had an older son) but went home and looked it up…dude’s son is 7 years old.

  9. Particular-Ant-6555 Avatar

    “Like a flower, I can see you’re blossoming into a women” (referring to my body as a preteen)

  10. echinaceawhat Avatar

    Met a former boss on Saturday, I was out jogging. You can assume I was dressed more athletic casual while jogging than at I was at work. At the end of the talk he told me to keep up with the exercise, I’d go far in the corporate world if I stayed fit.

  11. Certain-Celery6669 Avatar

    ‘you have perfect collarbones.’ made me think he just had a collarbone collection and wanted to add mine

  12. ThrowRAtantrums Avatar

    I’ll never forget (decades ago) my 18 year-old boyfriend being super-happy about our relationship when I was 15. To express how much ‘into me’ he was, he advised me (words exactly) “…and you never know, if you play your cards right, we could get married and you can have a baby when you’re 16”!!

    True

  13. Mammoth-Horror-1642 Avatar

    “Your eyes are so pretty I just want to pluck them out and keep them.”

  14. MiekerBeaker Avatar

    70-something male patient of mine (I’m a female physician, in my 50s): I’d have married you even if I were a girl.

    For context, he knows I’m heterosexual, married for 30+ years with adult children.

  15. Open_Constant3467 Avatar

    The back pockets on your jeans are awesome. They were normal jeans. I was 17. This was said by my 50+ year old boss in an office setting.

  16. federkrebz Avatar

    i dunno i’ve been an awkward dude for all of my 39 years i don’t get compliments

  17. ashimo414141 Avatar

    I was wearing a very non revealing tube top with a cardigan cause I couldn’t find a tank top that day. It covered all my bits and pieces completely, and you couldn’t even tell it was a tube top rather than a straight line tank top, cause of the cardigan

    We took phone numbers at purchase in case someone lost their receipt. He made a joke about it, and I was like “haha, someone else said earlier that he couldn’t give me his number cause he was too old for me!” (Next to his wife mind you, he was obviously joking).

    This current customer leaned in and was like “I don’t think I’m too old for you” and winked. I was 17 and he had to be at least 50’s and was totally serious and continued to flirt with me the rest of the purchase

  18. cuntisabadwordmmkay Avatar

    Someone on reddit just told me my house gives “Margaret White vibes” and I’m here for it

  19. KindRaspberry8720 Avatar

    I think just the fact that adults asked me out more when I was 12 than they do now at 32. Don’t let your tweens go to the mall alone

  20. vaxhuvuden Avatar

    “If you came over, I’d never let you leave”

  21. Key-Regret-7812 Avatar

    I’m pretty tall for a chick and I was tall at a really young age, I was almost 6 feet in 5th grade. Some creepy old dude stopped me at the mall to tell me “damn girl, you got some legs! I’d love to climb them to the promised land.” I said “dude, I’m 11.” and I kept walking. He countered with “ain’t no shame in that!” I panicked and yelled for my dad “Dad! There’s a stranger being scary! DAD!” . Dude left in a hurry. I guess he didn’t know that my dad wasn’t at the mall with me that day.

  22. Desperate_Crazy7414 Avatar

    once at a convention i was in cosplay and someone approached me for photos (which i obliged, it’s a normal occurence, especially if you’re a cosplayer..) but then someone approached me and said “i like your petticoat.. can i feel it?” i walked away real fast. (i was cosplaying astra yao, who has a round skirt, so i wore a crinoline with ruffles under.)

  23. No-Pattern6751 Avatar

    Someone once told me I had ‘the kind of smile that looks like it would still be pretty on a corpse.’ 😳 Creeped me out instantly.

  24. mister_berrific Avatar

    Not creepy but odd – I am not circumcised and this girl said while opening it that it came at her like a beluga whale

  25. Soft-Ruin-4350 Avatar

    A narcissistic ex said “you’re so useful! I love it!”

  26. titjuju Avatar

    “you’re beautiful when you’re sad”

  27. Few_Indication_3664 Avatar

    off topic but im doing a superhero story and let me you what you think Victor Kane is a straight-A high school student with incredible fire-based powers, including the ability to form weapons from fire, transform into a dragon, and use his ultimate form, Inferno Omega Prime. He lives a normal life at first—going to school, hanging out with his best friend Tony—but things take a dark turn when his powers start manifesting uncontrollably in class.

    At school, bullies confront him, and Victor defends himself with his fiery abilities, leaving several of them seriously injured. When he returns home, a group of mutant hunters led by Barry Wilson attacks, murdering his parents. Just as Victor is about to face death, the X-Men arrive—Cyclops, Wolverine, Jean Grey, Beast, Nightcrawler, and Kitty Pryde—to save him and defeat Barry.

    After the battle, Victor is taken under the wing of the X-Men, realizing he now has a new family and purpose. The issue ends with him embracing his codename Inferno, ready to fight and protect mutants, setting up the story for the next installment.

    In short: Issue 1 is Victor’s origin story in the X-Men universe, showing his powers, his tragic loss, and his introduction to the team. It’s full of action, emotion, and sets up his path as a hero.

  28. DobreEmpire Avatar

    I used to have a huge crush on a guy some years ago, I was 22 and he was 24. He said “You’re both pretty and hot. I want to tie you up and rape you”.

  29. sitophilicsquirrel Avatar

    On a first date: “You’re like… a bro with a brain.” Neither of those things are remotely true.

  30. garbagegoat Avatar

    I’m under 5’ and the amount of guys who apparently think things like “I bet pedos just love you” is a come on is ridiculously high. I’ve heard it so many times. Especially from drunk old men in bars. 

  31. NothingUpstairs4957 Avatar

    Your dick could solve racism

  32. NeitherBug1734 Avatar

    I was wearing flip flops on the boardwalk and a guy was staring at them and said i have nice feet. I know this is a common one but I was totally not expecting it lol

  33. FitnCarefree1993 Avatar

    “You certainly know how to show off” – from some guy in line at a restaurant on the one day my top is slightly see through

  34. AN0NY_MOU5E Avatar

    “You look mature for your age” – a 20-something year old guy to a 14yo me after looking me up and down

  35. Ladybeetus Avatar

    a guy I knew once said “see you on a pool table.” as a parting. For you young-uns, there was a case in the 80s about a woman who was gang raped on a pool table at a bar in New Bedford, MA. Not a compliment but what the fuck?

  36. Gabs_Nik_G Avatar

    Talked about alternatives for sunscreen with my creepy neighbor at a dinner party. I mentioned I sometimes use coconut oil, he said he could imagine me tasting like a bounty chocolate bar.
    Same guy also commented a few years ago on my 15th birthday that I now legally could have sex.
    The list goes on.

  37. Tight_Fun_246 Avatar

    Omg this is gold: “You’re like a phoenix rising from the ashes of bad relationships.”

    There are so many more from this creeper. He’s been blocked.

  38. chevroletchaser Avatar

    “You’re 14? You definitely don’t look 14, I would’ve thought you were at least 17.” Said to me by the creepy guy in his 20s at an easter event being held at my mom’s work.

    And I also definitely looked 14.

  39. Odd-Law8794 Avatar

    I like the shape of your pinky toe. 🙃🙃🙃

  40. TrixieLaBouche Avatar

    You have a very tight cervix, not usual for a woman your age very impressive – during a smear test. Errrrrrrrrrrr okay?

  41. Helettes Avatar

    An uber driver once said, “You don’t look a day over 16. Your boyfriend is very lucky” after I told him that I was 25

  42. actstunt Avatar

    There was this girl at work that one Saturday when they asked us to go (we usually went from mon to fri) to finish some special inventory.

    We worked on pairs and I was with her, suddenly she started asking personal questions and she quickly escalated asking the size of my penis. I just laughed it off but she kept insisting, she even put some objects on a near table asking my what approximate size it was. Then proceeded to tell me that she bet my cum tasted sweet.

    I didn’t know what to do, it was my first job and she was like 15 years older than me. Besides I had a girlfriend.

  43. Tatertottie2 Avatar

    Asked a guy to stow his bag on the plane and he said, Ohhh aggressive, I like it.

  44. wolfhavensf Avatar

    Do you experience time differently?

  45. Separate_Shift1787 Avatar

    I’m starting to feel like I’m in some LSD loop with how many times a day I see this question get posted daily on this sub 

  46. sure-that-sounds-fun Avatar

    You look just like my daughter.

    Said to me in a strip club… where I was working… yeah… okay… just.. no.

  47. npcwk Avatar

    “i remember when we hung out 11 months ago, you smelt amazing that day”

  48. PostHarvestLogic Avatar

    You’re prettier than I thought.

  49. lilbirbbopeepin Avatar

    woman, but — “i’d love to lock you in my basement.”

    i’ve heard “i’d love to be able to put you in my pocket” ……. but the basement has a creepier vibe. obvi.

  50. urdreamsRmemes Avatar

    “You look like Jimmy Fallon”

  51. gruvjack1200 Avatar

    “You’re kinda good looking for a n****.”

  52. aesthetic_kiara Avatar

    “I want your pretty lips wrapped around my cock as i choke you with it”

  53. wetlettuce42 Avatar

    I had an ex i went out with who thought my cock was so big she owns it

  54. gravemind9 Avatar

    Bold of you to assume i have been given any sort of compliment

  55. ActCold1448 Avatar

    Are you “hur el ayn” ?

    (those virgins that muslim jehadis explode themselves to meet them in haven )
    I was 15 yo and the guy was an old terrorist with an eye missing
    Creepy and funny at the same time 🥲

  56. AdExtreme9162 Avatar

    My adult male cousin telling me I look pretty

  57. Cantre-r_Gwaelod_1 Avatar

    points to elderly neighbour who I grew up around and saw as a sweet old man “I bet he wouldn’t mind showing you his paintings if you go inside. You’re cute.” I was around 11 and pretty sure last year of primary school so whatever age that is. It doesn’t seem so bad written down but it was extremely creepy in person how he said it. In hindsight I feel bad for the old man because he might’ve just felt awkward and not known how to react but at the time it immediately made me see him as a bad person to stay away from along with the other guy.

  58. RatonhnhaketonK Avatar

    Ex MIL said I have nice gums

  59. sadthrowaway5318008 Avatar

    “You look like a fine Chinese porcelain doll. I would know, I collect them.” – Old white guy, who was the only customer in the restaurant that day.

    Runner up, the dough supplier who would come up to me, hug me, put his hand on my lower back, and say “don’t you wish you had a rich husband?” He was married with children. I was a teen and thought that’s just what old guys do. The manager finally saw it and reported it to the boss, who reported to his bosses. He was never seen again. A 20 year career ended cuz he was a fucking creep. Boohoo!

    Edited to add and clarify

  60. Dazzling_Affect_9311 Avatar

    Random man in a grocery store – “just wanted to say that you’re beautiful”
    me – “aw thank you”
    random man – “I like em big”
    me – “oh!”
    The fuck?

  61. TraditionalSetting33 Avatar

    “ I would maul you” – like why?!

  62. vesnoyu Avatar

    You remind me of my sister. I’d still fuck you

  63. bestestfiend Avatar

    I was in my early 20s and working at a department store. A dude in his 70s looked at my tattoos and said, “I see you’re into pain, you should come with me.”

  64. SadlyNotDannyDeVito Avatar

    “You’ve got great blowjob-lips.” – from my cousin’s boyfriend (30+) when I was 13.

  65. enjo1ras Avatar

    Maybe “I’d make you squeal like a pig” by a drunk guy. Not even sure if he knew he was referencing a scene that would imply not only that I’m fat but that he’s going to rape me. Lmao

  66. JackedLumberCord12 Avatar

    “If I found your skull, I’d be able to tell that you were handsome”

  67. Rustynail2001 Avatar

    “you have very shapely legs” (I was 8 and we were having splash day at daycare. She was our teacher)

  68. JitsuMori Avatar

    Was filling a mop bucket to mop out an ambulance. Captain walks by me, stops, looks at the mop bucket, looks at me and says “looks like you can draw a good bubble bath”
    Ew

  69. xofeverdreamz Avatar

    When a girl compliments my skin it makes my day.
    When a man compliments my skin it unsettles me.

    I say thank you to both as I am not sure why it feels different but it does.

  70. Mouz_06 Avatar

    “You can make money with that”, said an old man going up the stairs. I was wearing sport shorts waiting for swim practice.

  71. shuhnelkuh Avatar

    “If you don’t get a date to prom I can take you.” Then kisses my hand.
    I was 17.
    He knew my mom and had come to the house looking for her.. and I answered the door.

    I want to say he was in his early or late 40s..

  72. cooterbug18 Avatar

    Some old guy asked if I played the piano, to which I told him no, then said “you look like you have good hands for that”

  73. grannybubbles Avatar

    Creepy Steve, and customer at the dispensary where I work, told me that I have gorgeous feet last week.
    I said “they’re good for kicking” and locked him out. Creepy Steve can’t come to the dispensary anymore.

  74. Fast_Factor9630 Avatar

    “I’ve been watching you all night” (in a nightclub)

  75. ArinPoe Avatar

    “You look like you’d make an excellent single mother.”

    He meant it as a genuine compliment/come on.

    I did not see it that way.

  76. writicks Avatar

    “you look okay now, you’ll look better when you’re older” –40ish year old manager when i was 18

  77. Something-Somewhere_ Avatar

    i dont remember exactly but my freind said to me… ‘you kinda look like AI’ when pointing out my brunette and blue eye combo

  78. BashfulBastian Avatar

    Walking down the street when I was like 17 and this creep catcalled me asking if I was “working out my vagina”…. wtf does that even mean.

  79. Away-Palpitation-229 Avatar

    A man cornered me in a corridor at a party and told me I had really sexy armpits. It made me go and put a hoody on