A situation where you see or visualize yourself in that exact moment from a different POV and you just want to crawl under a table or run from utter humiliation/embarassment but still funny enough to just laugh about it because of your stupidity.
A “slap on the forehead” kind of moment, be it SFW or NSWF. 😁
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Pooped my pants after eating authentic Chinese food.
Edit – The food was tasty just way too spicy for my stomach to handle.
Playing halo 2 as a voice cracking 14 year old, didn’t realize my mic was on and sang the entirety of Haddaway’s “What is Love” to a captive audience
It should bother me that I actually can’t pinpoint a single event. But after many decades and moving on with my life, oddly enough you find out a lot of it doesn’t matter.
Some that come to mind…
HS years, puked on a few cute girls during a road trip (admittedly I was ill, and it was a very curvy road)
incidents where I actually simped myself for two different girls in my college years; just don’t think I was mature enough to really be a young adult yet
got really worked up during a military training exercise, due to some sudden and extreme storms. I was old enough to handle it better, and in retrospect really hurt the confidence my guys would have in me afterwards
With all of these, I’ve just moved on with life. Not around any of the women I embarrassed myself in front of (married now, and I’ve had different embarrassing times for my wife). PCS’s (moved) units and duty roles, so just learned from my post mistakes on that side of things.
One year at Christmas when I was about 10, I got a life-sized Woody doll from my Uncle Bryan. Loved everything Toy Story at that time. Awesome gift.
Few weeks later at school we were asked to write a brief story about our Christmas gifts. Teacher said she would pick the best ones and the “winners” would read it in-front of the entire school at an upcoming assembly. Big deal at that time. My story was chosen, and I got up in front of the entire school to an uncomfortable amount of snickers about how I got a “Big Woody” from my Uncle at Christmas.
Took me years before I realized why the teachers were all hiding their laughter.
Teacher did me dirty.
In HS a girl decided to give me a handy…. In class.
The teacher was oblivious but the rest of the class noticed.
Had a hookup. Caught feelings. Let her lead me on. Sent her money over the course of a month thinking this is leading to something. Had a fight. She started being cold. Eventually told me nothing will ever be between us.
Total embarrassment to my whole ancestry.
Went out to beer festival near my parents house (in the UK). Got wasted, wandered home at 1am and picked up a kebab from a local Kebab van (loaded with hot chilli sauce obvs).
Got woken up in my old bedroom at my parents house by my mum bringing me a cup of tea….and I have the kebab stuck to my face having fallen asleep eating it. Plus I’m butt naked. The look on my mums face was something that is burned into my mind. Never been more embarrassed. We laughed about it afterwards but it still makes me cringe!
Student teaching with my pants unzipped through three classes before someone told me.
No doubt some Karen would have me arrested if it happened today.