Not sure but one time I went to the Urologist to do a check up. Then I wanted to text my girlfriend at the time about the details of the results and accidently texted it in my real estate company group chat with hundreds of people. It was in Russian but many of them can understand and those who can’t may use the translate feature. Lol
For some reason the bathroom door on our room DIDNT LOCK. As 14/15 year old boys are …I was extremely horny and went to erm …sort myself out in the bathroom.
Trousers down, over the sink just tryna get it done as I couldn’t sleep at 3am. Mum walks in spots me & and I IMMEDIATELY am mortified.
I spent the next few minutes trying to convince her I was pissing in the sink (what????) but I highly doubt she believed me, even though she said ok ok 😂
When i was in high school, I raised my hand confidently to answer a question, I sneezed and farted mid way while answering, as if that wasn’t enough, bruh my answer was wrong
There’s a few, but holding in a fart while queuing in a shop, one of my pals decided to surprise me by jabbing his finger into my side to make me jump.
The noise that came out of my arse in a sudden urgent blast sounded like a tractor. It was the type of fart that hurts your arse a wee bit. The shock of the people around and my pal laughing still haunt me. I laughed and tried to style it out, but sweet christ, that was embarrassing. I was 19 when this happened, and I still get a ribbing for it to this day.
At the gym, quiet, only me, crush walks in, proceed to try and impress her by slamming out a way heavy set and proceed to fart VERY loudly. I did one more rep and walked out with my head hung low, never to return.
When I was 14, I went on a school trip to France with my class. During the ferry ride back, it suddenly leaned heavily to one side while I was walking and I faceplanted onto the floor, with my prawn sandwich spilling everywhere. A group of French schoolgirls nearby saw it, went completely silent for about 3 seconds, then burst into laughter.
One day In high school, I had diarrhea and sharted on myself. I had to throw away my underwear and pants and didn’t have anything to wear. My female friend let me borrow her gym tights. I had to go through the whole day wearing her tights that squeezed my balls and made it look like I had a camel toe.
I fell asleep in a Chick-fil-a drive through and woke up to a paramedic pulling me out of my truck. I was in park waiting for an large order, but apparently I entered into some deep when they brought the order out. I do not miss working 2 jobs
As a letter Carrier, I had diarrhea in the midst of my walking route. It was also my birthday……. I’ll spare you the rest of the details as it’s more than I’d like to share.
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I was crouching down at work and the seam of my pants ripped open.
Last time I ever went commando when leaving the house.
Not sure but one time I went to the Urologist to do a check up. Then I wanted to text my girlfriend at the time about the details of the results and accidently texted it in my real estate company group chat with hundreds of people. It was in Russian but many of them can understand and those who can’t may use the translate feature. Lol
I think I just slipped and fell on the stairs in front of a bunch of cute girls at school once. All laughed at me
On holiday with the parents, when I was 14/15.
For some reason the bathroom door on our room DIDNT LOCK. As 14/15 year old boys are …I was extremely horny and went to erm …sort myself out in the bathroom.
Trousers down, over the sink just tryna get it done as I couldn’t sleep at 3am. Mum walks in spots me & and I IMMEDIATELY am mortified.
I spent the next few minutes trying to convince her I was pissing in the sink (what????) but I highly doubt she believed me, even though she said ok ok 😂
When i was in high school, I raised my hand confidently to answer a question, I sneezed and farted mid way while answering, as if that wasn’t enough, bruh my answer was wrong
There’s a few, but holding in a fart while queuing in a shop, one of my pals decided to surprise me by jabbing his finger into my side to make me jump.
The noise that came out of my arse in a sudden urgent blast sounded like a tractor. It was the type of fart that hurts your arse a wee bit. The shock of the people around and my pal laughing still haunt me. I laughed and tried to style it out, but sweet christ, that was embarrassing. I was 19 when this happened, and I still get a ribbing for it to this day.
At the gym, quiet, only me, crush walks in, proceed to try and impress her by slamming out a way heavy set and proceed to fart VERY loudly. I did one more rep and walked out with my head hung low, never to return.
When I was 14, I went on a school trip to France with my class. During the ferry ride back, it suddenly leaned heavily to one side while I was walking and I faceplanted onto the floor, with my prawn sandwich spilling everywhere. A group of French schoolgirls nearby saw it, went completely silent for about 3 seconds, then burst into laughter.
One day In high school, I had diarrhea and sharted on myself. I had to throw away my underwear and pants and didn’t have anything to wear. My female friend let me borrow her gym tights. I had to go through the whole day wearing her tights that squeezed my balls and made it look like I had a camel toe.
I fell asleep in a Chick-fil-a drive through and woke up to a paramedic pulling me out of my truck. I was in park waiting for an large order, but apparently I entered into some deep when they brought the order out. I do not miss working 2 jobs
Spilled my Nachos
I farted in a function while eating in front of my crush and her mom. 😂 It was embarrassing at that time now it’s just funny 😂
As a letter Carrier, I had diarrhea in the midst of my walking route. It was also my birthday……. I’ll spare you the rest of the details as it’s more than I’d like to share.