a friend of a friend misread the drunkenness of the room and flashed her boobs while raising her drink in the air. The room just went quiet and she covered up and had a cry the poor thing 😭
When I visited Ukraine (before the war), my fiance and I went to a dog park early one morning to walk her dog.
We saw a man there, half-naked, tied to a tree. He seemed to have a bit of dog waste on his face and chest, and a sign in Ukrainian above his head.
I asked my fiance, who said “Oh, yep, that’s an animal abuser, he’s going to spend the whole day there and he’s not going to like it.”
Both dog waste bins inside the dog park itself were chained shut. It was pretty clear what the implication was.
Her dog didn’t “go,” but as we were walking away, we saw an elderly woman with 2 German Shepherds, walking up to the offender with baggies in hand. He cried and begged, but she just calmly inverted each baggie and smeared it all over his face and hair. He was covered. Guess those were the first big dogs of the day…
There were two police cars in the parking lot too – making sure no one got too out-of-line or physically violent towards him, she told me. Guess this sort of semi-official poetic justice has a place over there, and from the sight of him, it does the trick.
In high school, I wanted to impress my friends with a yoga pose. So, people stopped to see what I was doing. As I was getting into the pose on the floor, the boobie decided to slip out of my bra and poked through the neckline of my shirt. I did not know until my friends called it out.
We caught a woman skip scanning at the register. She was with her pre-teen daughter at the time. Police officer came, and told her to sit in the camera room. She repeatedly refused lawful orders. Woman turned what probably would have been a ticket, into an arrest, and possibly traumatized her daughter.
Think the McDonald’s menu screen was a touch screen and kept pressing it thinking it would work, eventually he just ordered at the counter. I wanted to point him in the right direction but my order came up
Downtown Toronto has these ground jet fountains that shoot into the air repeatedly. I sat by them eating food with a friend while we saw some lady just start crab walking over them, and sitting right down on them while moaning like a sick donkey. I applaud the “dance like no once’s watching” method to life, but damn girl …that was a rough display
I work fast food, I have seen a man get out and pee directly on his car door. In the middle of the drive through.
Also, one time at 6am a lady came through, she was half asleep and one of her tits was hanging out. As soon as I noticed I adverted my gaze. Didnt have the nerve to tell her, so I took her order and bid her a good day
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A Nazi salute
Fail to land a flip, looks like it hurt so bad
There was this mirror at my town square
a friend of a friend misread the drunkenness of the room and flashed her boobs while raising her drink in the air. The room just went quiet and she covered up and had a cry the poor thing 😭
Told before but worth sharing again.
When I visited Ukraine (before the war), my fiance and I went to a dog park early one morning to walk her dog.
We saw a man there, half-naked, tied to a tree. He seemed to have a bit of dog waste on his face and chest, and a sign in Ukrainian above his head.
I asked my fiance, who said “Oh, yep, that’s an animal abuser, he’s going to spend the whole day there and he’s not going to like it.”
Both dog waste bins inside the dog park itself were chained shut. It was pretty clear what the implication was.
Her dog didn’t “go,” but as we were walking away, we saw an elderly woman with 2 German Shepherds, walking up to the offender with baggies in hand. He cried and begged, but she just calmly inverted each baggie and smeared it all over his face and hair. He was covered. Guess those were the first big dogs of the day…
There were two police cars in the parking lot too – making sure no one got too out-of-line or physically violent towards him, she told me. Guess this sort of semi-official poetic justice has a place over there, and from the sight of him, it does the trick.
A drunken lady pulled down her pants at a bus stop in full daylight and took a dump.
A teenager was annoying a llama at a petting zoo I worked at until it spat all over his face.
He was crying and retching and begging for someone to help clean him but no one would get near him.
Drinking alcohol
In high school, I wanted to impress my friends with a yoga pose. So, people stopped to see what I was doing. As I was getting into the pose on the floor, the boobie decided to slip out of my bra and poked through the neckline of my shirt. I did not know until my friends called it out.
We caught a woman skip scanning at the register. She was with her pre-teen daughter at the time. Police officer came, and told her to sit in the camera room. She repeatedly refused lawful orders. Woman turned what probably would have been a ticket, into an arrest, and possibly traumatized her daughter.
Think the McDonald’s menu screen was a touch screen and kept pressing it thinking it would work, eventually he just ordered at the counter. I wanted to point him in the right direction but my order came up
Downtown Toronto has these ground jet fountains that shoot into the air repeatedly. I sat by them eating food with a friend while we saw some lady just start crab walking over them, and sitting right down on them while moaning like a sick donkey. I applaud the “dance like no once’s watching” method to life, but damn girl …that was a rough display
I work fast food, I have seen a man get out and pee directly on his car door. In the middle of the drive through.
Also, one time at 6am a lady came through, she was half asleep and one of her tits was hanging out. As soon as I noticed I adverted my gaze. Didnt have the nerve to tell her, so I took her order and bid her a good day
Guy high on something literally screwing a exoust pipe on a car 😂🤣😂 not even kidding
Racist temper tantrum in a Market Basket while I was on the clock. Glad I don’t work there anymore.