What’s the most seductive thing a woman has ever said to you?

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What’s the most seductive thing a woman has ever said to you?

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  1. ThrowRA-4545 Avatar

    “I want to have your abortion”

  2. johnnyjimmy4 Avatar

    I think my period is going to start tomorrow, do you want to have sex now?

  3. liquor_up Avatar

    “Do you want to fuck my dirty asshole?” She was toxic.

  4. crossplanetriple Avatar

    Three words every guy wants to hear:

    “I have cheesecake.”

  5. Bigpotatoman69_ Avatar

    I have no gag reflex.

  6. Sustainable_Twat Avatar

    She approaches me closely to smell my cologne

    Sniffs

    “Now that you’ve penetrated my nose and satisfied it, how about you take me to a hotel and penetrate the rest of me satisfy me properly?”

  7. salt_life_ Avatar

    “I like to deepthroat as the guy is coming so I don’t have to taste it”

  8. Wasted-Oxygen-2210 Avatar

    “Wanna go to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror”

  9. Ecstatic_Lab9010 Avatar

    “I like you as a friend, okay?”

  10. MacPzesst Avatar

    My ex said “Get me pregnant while I’m pregnant.” And something in my genes went haywire.

  11. noideabutitwillbeok Avatar

    We were at a meeting for work, I was sitting at my seat when she walked up, whispered “I want you in my bed” in my ear, then walked away. The person sitting next to me, who was on my team, asked if everything was good. I just nodded and that was it.

  12. Awkward-Resist-6570 Avatar

    “The kids are gone for a few hours.”

  13. DowntownSasquatch420 Avatar

    After inviting me over and making me dinner:

    “I’ll do the dishes, you go in the living room and watch football.”

    Then gave me head on her couch for dessert.

  14. VegPullao Avatar

    I am very complaint and obedient 🙂‍↔️

  15. anemoi87 Avatar

    “Destroy me”