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What’s the one line would you put on your gravestone?
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”
“Curse the person who put pineapple in my pizza”
“Haunting people since _____” – Whatever year I died
Curious until the end
RIP 1989-3034, just to confuse cemetery workers and bewilder errant funeral goers
Life. 10/10 would do again.
You’re really bored, huh?
Sorry I wasted your time coming here
<name>’); drop table people; —
Let’s see if the universe/graveyard has an sql injection vulnerability
Beware of dogs
“You like treasure hunts?” and then a random cryptic message which doesn’t actually lead to anything (extra points if it takes a LONG time).
I’m free and happy
Game over
“My last words were probably stupid”
my name is jeff
Finally.
Do not repeat the mistakes our species made
Poo in the sink or sink in the poo?
Stubborn madman, stay away.
Used up his 9 lives
Can someone get my card?
“so what’s new?”
Better late than never.
“What are you looking at?”
Meet me at 3:14AM
I’m buried upside down so kiss my ass.🤣
“Forgot my charger, fuck.”
Call me! 🤙
Drink whiskey once a week and smoke weed often with your friends
“I asked to be cremated”
“He died doing the right thing”
Tell my wife and mistresses they were my only love
“I’ll be back.”
Here lies someone who tried to make the world a little better, one conversation at a time.
thanks for honoring my wishes to be cremated you cunts
If i died cause i pat an animal i shouldn’t have: i regret nothing, I’d do it again
Here lies the real treasure of Oak Island
You’re pissed? Imagine how I feel!
Told you I was tired.
Memento Mori, memento vivere
Light up a blunt
I smoke at my homies graves all the time and hope people would come smoke with my dead ass
“Told you I wasn’t feeling right.”
Man’s Best Friend
Finally living my best life.
“Why do I have a Gravestone? I wanted to be cremated…”
‘Quando omni flunkus moritati.’
When all else fails, play dead. My ultimate goal is to fuck with future people
WiFi Hotspot! The password is 6feetunder
This was just all a video game, game over for me.
So it goes.
I told you I was sick.
Dead
I told them I was ill.
Meh
It would definitely be something from The Haunted Mansion tombstones in Disneyland/DisneyWorld
“I don’t have the high ground”
“So, about your car’s warranty….”
What are you doing here?
I said I wanted a cremation!
God is still good.
There is something really important I need to tell you, ……look squirrel.
Never bitch about small apartments- trust me on this one!
I’d rather be here than in high school again
Here lies history’s first Time Traveler. RIP 2027-2025.
Bad motherfucker
In order to find your true self, you need to abandon the desires and expectations of others.
Plizz burn mee
This isn’t where I parked my car
Mighty fond of cream cheese. (My native American name)
“Avenge me”
“Probably i needed to be more aware”
I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque…
Error 404 – life not found
I work in IT.
QR Code full of dad jokes
A loving husband.
“I tried”
“Wasted potential”
“veni, vidi, violini – ich kam, sah und vergeigte” (I came, saw and failed). Or “fuck gender, I’m a skeleton”
“It was fun”
Bad choices make good stories
LOW TAPER FADE MEME IS STILL MASSIVE
Died after 159 years in perfect health
That’s all, folks.
Peace out.
Dig Here For Buried Treasure
I don’t even know if it autosaved!
I have a problem with apologizing too much/unnecessarily. I think it would be funny to put “sorry” on my headstone. I might get that put in my will.
Di has died
Extra rice please!
Look Ma – no hands!
“I told you that I was right, Jerry!”
I’ll be back
THE END
Oops
“Just be kind”
“Best f*ck you ever had”
“Thanks for visiting, now go have a nice day.”
Here my brain stops overthinking….
“You ever seen the word ‘fuck’ on a tombstone? Now you’ve seen it twice, you lucky fuck!”
It’s dark in here
Bugger.
Cocaine
“It sure is dark in here.”
Or, since I’m a trucker, I might put “I’m outta hours.”
What do you mean someone broke my respawn point?!
Finally six feet
Shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of 80 dollars
Now you come to visit?
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
I want a ouija board on my tombstone with the words “drop by for a chat…”
You’re standing on my balls
Did he fire six shots or only five?
Someone – in a joking way – once called me a “pedantic little bastard”, and I replied that I wanted that as my epitaph.
It’s not as cool as they Say
Redeem for one free Hamburger at participating Wendys
I told you idjits to cremate me and throw the ashes away.
Get in losers, we’re going to Hell.
Still tired.
I buried the gold guess where.
Spike woz ere. DOB-DOD
“Woke up in my clothes again this morning.”
Return to sender
“The term is over: the holidays have begun.”
iam still alive
“Thanks for the tip”
As you are, I once was. As I am, you will be.
“Buried treasure ⬇️”
“Its Dark and hell is hot”
F
“This too shall pass”
Should not have said that, I should not have said that…
I am behind you🌚
‘Error 404 – Page not found’
ALIVE INSIDE – SEND HELP
Never seen. Somehow remembered enough for this grave.
“Don’t Open, Dead Inside”
“from a good guy – “Don’t be the good guy”,
Its dark in here
Married and no sex over 500 days
I don’t therefore I am not, or am I right behind you?
Permanently temporary
Thank God I am finally rid of people.
I told you i was sick
I ain’t here
Right now, it would be,
“Wherever music saves a soul, I am there in spirit.”
“I’ve had better.”
Finally free
I want nothing on it at all except “knock knock”
Thank you for stopping by 😜
She tried…
There’s not gonna be any,I will ask my son to throw my ash to the ocean.
An equal opportunity piss taker
Press Start to Continue
Honestly it’s such a dumb one but I’d want either a working WiFi hotspot or a button that plays music or a sound when pressed
She was born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad.
(Rafael Sabotini)
“Still sick of your bullshit”
I told them I did not feel well
You are as i was. I am as you will be
I Am Batman
Yes, I needed all these cats.
No more sorrow
Why are you here, you never cared to visit when I was alive
The gold is in them thar hills
Don’t wake me up
“What happens next?”
Can’t remember shit. Why did I do so much?
Comments
“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”
“Curse the person who put pineapple in my pizza”
“Haunting people since _____” – Whatever year I died
Curious until the end
RIP 1989-3034, just to confuse cemetery workers and bewilder errant funeral goers
Life. 10/10 would do again.
You’re really bored, huh?
Sorry I wasted your time coming here
<name>’); drop table people; —
Let’s see if the universe/graveyard has an sql injection vulnerability
Beware of dogs
“You like treasure hunts?” and then a random cryptic message which doesn’t actually lead to anything (extra points if it takes a LONG time).
I’m free and happy
Game over
“My last words were probably stupid”
my name is jeff
Finally.
Do not repeat the mistakes our species made
Poo in the sink or sink in the poo?
Stubborn madman, stay away.
Used up his 9 lives
Can someone get my card?
“so what’s new?”
Better late than never.
“What are you looking at?”
Meet me at 3:14AM
I’m buried upside down so kiss my ass.🤣
“Forgot my charger, fuck.”
Call me! 🤙
Drink whiskey once a week and smoke weed often with your friends
“I asked to be cremated”
“He died doing the right thing”
Tell my wife and mistresses they were my only love
“I’ll be back.”
Here lies someone who tried to make the world a little better, one conversation at a time.
thanks for honoring my wishes to be cremated you cunts
If i died cause i pat an animal i shouldn’t have: i regret nothing, I’d do it again
Here lies the real treasure of Oak Island
You’re pissed? Imagine how I feel!
Told you I was tired.
Memento Mori, memento vivere
Light up a blunt
I smoke at my homies graves all the time and hope people would come smoke with my dead ass
“Told you I wasn’t feeling right.”
Man’s Best Friend
Finally living my best life.
“Why do I have a Gravestone? I wanted to be cremated…”
‘Quando omni flunkus moritati.’
When all else fails, play dead. My ultimate goal is to fuck with future people
WiFi Hotspot! The password is 6feetunder
This was just all a video game, game over for me.
So it goes.
I told you I was sick.
Dead
I told them I was ill.
Meh
It would definitely be something from The Haunted Mansion tombstones in Disneyland/DisneyWorld
“I don’t have the high ground”
“So, about your car’s warranty….”
What are you doing here?
I said I wanted a cremation!
God is still good.
There is something really important I need to tell you, ……look squirrel.
Never bitch about small apartments- trust me on this one!
I’d rather be here than in high school again
Here lies history’s first Time Traveler. RIP 2027-2025.
Bad motherfucker
In order to find your true self, you need to abandon the desires and expectations of others.
Plizz burn mee
This isn’t where I parked my car
Mighty fond of cream cheese. (My native American name)
“Avenge me”
“Probably i needed to be more aware”
I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque…
Error 404 – life not found
I work in IT.
QR Code full of dad jokes
A loving husband.
“I tried”
“Wasted potential”
“veni, vidi, violini – ich kam, sah und vergeigte” (I came, saw and failed). Or “fuck gender, I’m a skeleton”
“It was fun”
Bad choices make good stories
LOW TAPER FADE MEME IS STILL MASSIVE
Died after 159 years in perfect health
That’s all, folks.
Peace out.
Dig Here For Buried Treasure
I don’t even know if it autosaved!
I have a problem with apologizing too much/unnecessarily. I think it would be funny to put “sorry” on my headstone. I might get that put in my will.
Di has died
Extra rice please!
Look Ma – no hands!
“I told you that I was right, Jerry!”
I’ll be back
THE END
Oops
“Just be kind”
“Best f*ck you ever had”
“Thanks for visiting, now go have a nice day.”
Here my brain stops overthinking….
“You ever seen the word ‘fuck’ on a tombstone? Now you’ve seen it twice, you lucky fuck!”
It’s dark in here
Bugger.
Cocaine
“It sure is dark in here.”
Or, since I’m a trucker, I might put “I’m outta hours.”
What do you mean someone broke my respawn point?!
Finally six feet
Shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of 80 dollars
Now you come to visit?
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
I want a ouija board on my tombstone with the words “drop by for a chat…”
You’re standing on my balls
Did he fire six shots or only five?
Someone – in a joking way – once called me a “pedantic little bastard”, and I replied that I wanted that as my epitaph.
It’s not as cool as they Say
Redeem for one free Hamburger at participating Wendys
I told you idjits to cremate me and throw the ashes away.
Get in losers, we’re going to Hell.
Still tired.
I buried the gold guess where.
Spike woz ere. DOB-DOD
“Woke up in my clothes again this morning.”
Return to sender
“The term is over: the holidays have begun.”
iam still alive
“Thanks for the tip”
As you are, I once was. As I am, you will be.
“Buried treasure ⬇️”
“Its Dark and hell is hot”
F
“This too shall pass”
Should not have said that, I should not have said that…
I am behind you🌚
‘Error 404 – Page not found’
ALIVE INSIDE – SEND HELP
Never seen. Somehow remembered enough for this grave.
“Don’t Open, Dead Inside”
“from a good guy – “Don’t be the good guy”,
Its dark in here
Married and no sex over 500 days
I don’t therefore I am not, or am I right behind you?
Permanently temporary
Permanently temporary
Thank God I am finally rid of people.
I told you i was sick
I ain’t here
Right now, it would be,
“Wherever music saves a soul, I am there in spirit.”
“I’ve had better.”
Finally free
I want nothing on it at all except “knock knock”
Thank you for stopping by 😜
She tried…
There’s not gonna be any,I will ask my son to throw my ash to the ocean.
An equal opportunity piss taker
Press Start to Continue
Honestly it’s such a dumb one but I’d want either a working WiFi hotspot or a button that plays music or a sound when pressed
She was born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad.
(Rafael Sabotini)
“Still sick of your bullshit”
I told them I did not feel well
You are as i was.
I am as you will be
I Am Batman
Yes, I needed all these cats.
No more sorrow
Why are you here, you never cared to visit when I was alive
The gold is in them thar hills
Don’t wake me up
“What happens next?”
Can’t remember shit. Why did I do so much?