What’s the stupidest assumption someone has made about you?

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What’s the stupidest assumption someone has made about you?

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  2. Efficient-Log8009 Avatar

    That because I have a Russian accent, I’m somehow responsible for the war.

  3. Both-Holiday1489 Avatar

    that just because i’m black/ latino i would hate conservatives

  4. jenny_loggins_ Avatar

    That I’m a bigot because I call not having STIs and taking care of your genitals being “clean”.

  5. TheLegitimateGoose Avatar

    That being kind means that I don’t have a PhD in sarcasm with a minor in cutting people off when they mistake kindness for weakness.

  6. Ban-Circumcision-Now Avatar

    The worst assumption ever made about me was that my parents assumed I wanted circumcised and would just be fine with it, I absolutely have hated since I was a child and hate it today. I’ve restored to undo some of the damage.

  7. ThicccBoiiiG Avatar

    Everyone assumes I am a dumb angry and vapid meathead because I’m really jacked and covered in tattoos.

    In reality I’m just an irritable boring meathead with slightly below average intelligence.

  8. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    That i’m some kind of weirdo nonce for taking my kids swimming when they were weans.

  9. Impressive-Floor-700 Avatar

    That I have a lower intelligence or are poor just because of the geographical region I live in (Appalachia). Bitch, I used to make 7 figures, and I retired at 54.

  10. Not_Sure__Camacho Avatar

    When I meet new peers at work and they assume my experience is less than it is because I look younger than I am, or when they assume they know about my background only for them to find out that I used to work in Engineering and worked with million dollar equipment that would generate $100K+ weekly revenue for the company.

    Never assume you know anyone’s background. We’ve all walked different paths.

  11. Whifflepickle Avatar

    That I’m homeless. I was taking my dog for a walk past the grocery store and an older woman offered me money and asked what I needed.

  12. Total_Affect4 Avatar

    someone once asked if i “sleep in my makeup” like no bro i just look this tired naturally

  13. Benevolent27 Avatar

    When I was younger, I was always kind and helpful to others because I wanted to be nice to people. So, many people either assumed I must have ulterior motives and treated me badly or that I should be used and manipulated into giving more than I wanted. I wish I could have just been nice and been appreciated for it.

  14. CirrusItsACloud Avatar

    That I’m not disabled and mooching off the government.

  15. bennymc123 Avatar

    That I was an asshole.

    An ex girlfriend poisoned the opinions of me in a whole heap of people’s minds in my home-town. After having had to spend an evening with me to see a live show at the local bar, several of these people offered me an apology for initially believing her stories, and assumed I was an asshole – saying that I was actually a really nice guy and they felt bad for letting her influence their perceptions before they’d even met me.

    Said ‘ex’ was later disbanded from all friendly circles for eventually showing her true colours and being found out that she, herself, is indeed the asshole.

  16. lostparrothead Avatar

    He can’t afford things because he’s on a single income.

  17. Any-Second-9813 Avatar

    That iam oversmart when iam correct about things

  18. Imaginary-Mechanic62 Avatar

    That because I’m a white southern boomer that I think anthropogenic climate change is a hoax or that I agree with their evangelical Christian views or that I worship the Orange One. Wrong, wrong, and very, very, wrong

  19. MartyFreeze Avatar

    That I weaponize my incompetence.

    I’m not trying to take advantage of you, I’m just dumb as hell.

  20. 4lfred Avatar

    Underestimating my intelligence.

    I’m humble enough to know that I know very little, but my silence is no indication of how quickly I can figure you out. If I were any less of a man, I could easily expose your weaknesses, break you down, and/or exploit you for my own benefit.

    But I’m not that person.

    I pity people who present themselves as all-knowing…they’re the easiest to take advantage of.

  21. Excellent_Owl_8125 Avatar

    All sorts of assumptions as soon as they find out I am a christian (like “she is propably homophobic”)

  22. Initial_Zebra100 Avatar

    That I hate women by default.

  23. IamBeingSarcasticFfs Avatar

    That I am an extrovert because I crack jokes all the time.

  24. Chajos Avatar

    That i can’t play basketball cause i‘m heavy. Yeah i sweat like a mofo, but the only measurement is points on the board my man. No need to get angry 😉

  25. quadrifoglio-verde1 Avatar

    That I have my life together.

  26. AddictedToMosh161 Avatar

    Assumption… Idk but they did believe my classmates that I eat human flesh. Which is wild, iam not a catholic.

  27. rollercostarican Avatar

    They thought I was gay because I have blue eyes lol

    Someone else also thought I was fake because I smiled too much.

  28. MrWiggleBritches Avatar

    That I am racist because I am a white person from the south.

  29. NefariousnessSea4710 Avatar

    I was good at math because I wear glasses. Brother I could barely pass algebra 1

  30. Fessog Avatar

    That I was a woman, because I had long hair at the time. To be fair I was going down a flight of stairs and the lady behind me only saw the back of my head. Boy was she surprised when I turned around

  31. josh145b Avatar

    That I have a damaged schlong because I’m circumcised.

  32. Sir-Dinkleburrrrrg Avatar

    That im Mexican and can speak Spanish. Italian/Sicilian in heritage and i tan incredibly easy, have thick dark hair, and I shave down to a mustache. Especially when i was living in the Western US people would just walk up speaking Spanish to me. I need to learn at this point, if for no other reason than this keeps happening.

  33. aunte_ Avatar

    That because I’m a woman I’m a pushover. Honey, I’ve been at this a long time, you will not push me around.

  34. the_magickman Avatar

    I’m slightly autistic and have a small speech impediment so I get confused for being lower IQ.

  35. CptJFK Avatar

    The assumption was, that my calm and friendly temper endless is…