Listened to all of her podcasts so I could have “things to talk about”… ended up coming off as a full-blown creep who knew way too much about her. Definitely not worth it.
When I was 15 I sent nudes to random people. It made me self conscious, anxious and paranoid I stopped after a month of doing it. I hate myself to this day I’m 17 now
Had a 2 years younger female second cousin who had a kink for me. I ignored her long years, but then we met in the college town when we were both students.
One saturday she asked me to come to her “to fix something at her PC”, so I grabbed my set of “windows CD + extra bootable HDD” and went there, expecting to really find a PC that needs fixing 🤦🏻♂️🤣
She greeted me alone (her room-mate away for the weekend) straight from the shower, wearing only a towel, and suddenly I realized how fucking hot she is. I did not require much persuasion, I admit. Guilty!
We fucked the whole night, each one came 4 times (vaginal with condomthank god!!!) and in 69.
And yes, we then both laughed at me as to how stupid I was to actually expect to find a PC that needs fixing.. .
I once booted up a new Sims game. I edited a bunch of characters to have personality/looks like me and my ~10 person friend group. I housed them in pretty basic setups all on the same street.
I then had all the male partners neglect their female partners while my character sweet talked them into romance until I eventually had basically a harem of all the girls in my friend group. Down baaad lol
Lotioned up my wiener and stuck it between the leather sofa cushions. Realized my parents were gonna be home any second and I was panicking trying to clean up the very visibly obviously moisturised area of the sofa. I didn’t get caught but the dread and panic wasn’t worth it.
Went home with a hot couple that came up to me at a fetish club. Hooked up with the woman, she got weird that I might steal her man and she went to bed. Me and him stayed up listening to music, doing blow and talking all night but no sex. So much drama after that because she was crazy (go figure)
Drove 45 minutes to a booty call at 2am. I was very drunk and should not have driven. My life could have turned out very differently or ended. Not proud of it. Thank god those days are over
Tried to follow a girl from Europe to the US. Turns out she didn’t arrange for my housing like we had agreed on. Got kicked out at customs for lack of a place to stay and had to take a flight back.
I came back from footy training and was stripping off getting into the shower… The tube of Deep Heat was giving me the 👀. It immediately started ice burning all around my dong and nuts. I jumped in the shower and tried to wash it off, the water made it burn even more… I was at breaking point. I got out and patted myself lightly with a towel. Struggled to walk properly for two days after…
She peer pressured me into smoking a biblical amount of pot and i freaked out so bad that I jumped through a window when her friend jokingly said that the cops were coming
Probably fucking on a tree branch in a local park.
I mean, while my gal was riding me as I was fighting to stay balanced on that branch that wasn’t but about 3/4 the width of my shoulders, I had a hard time really getting in the moment anyway. But, then I overbalanced just as she was cumming and slid off the side. She clutched me as I grabbed the branch. That hard stop at the end drove me in hard enough I thought I’d broken my dick.
To make matters worse, a police cruiser had spotted our car and was checking it out. And spotlighted us as we both screamed at the bounce.
But, wait. It gets so much worse.
The lady cop in question was drop dead gorgeous. And found the whole situation hilarious. Hilarious enough that she retold the story for years at various police functions. I know because a couple of years later I went to work at a local detention facility and one night she brought in an inmate and recognized me.
I caught shit from every officer serving on three different forces for years.
But, wait. It gets even worse.
So, more than a decade, closer to two, after falling out of that tree and nearly breaking my dick off, I was retired from detention work and making a go of a different career teaching at a small local college. I had a serious “thing” about even potentially being perceived as inappropriate with my students. As far as they were concerned I might have been a robot that gave lectures, graded papers, and had no real existence outside my classroom.
So, I’m at a graduation, trying to do just enough mingling to not get fired, but not enough to encourage anybody in any way, and one of my students who had been one of my biggest challenges to maintaining class decorum introduces me to her parents.
The same lady cop.
Who promptly giggled. Snorted three times. Then exclaimed, “I think I just peed a little!”
Drove from Long Island to Boston in a blizzard so bad that I only crossed north-east Connecticut and Mass successfully by slaloming in the wake of semi-trucks the whole stretch of I-84 and Mass Pike. Totally worth it, she’s my wife now.
I was stupid and young and I was with my first girlfriend, well her younger sister was really into me, she was going on a trip with her family and her sister was staying behind and so was I… well me and my girlfriends sister ended up on her parents bed, I didn’t know that her sister was a virgin and she didn’t really say anything. But I ended standing on the edge of the bed and she was by the edge and I didn’t even think anything about it really, I should have, but i went in her really quick and deep… she gasped for air and pulled away super quick and started to curl up in a ball and was rocking back and forth literally in tears! I felt so terrible and it was definitely not worth it! It was definitely an experience that I’ll never forget!
Slept with a girl who I couldn’t understand in her language, she was so beautiful and the sex was amazing she did things I never experienced before.
Next day with Google Translate we got to know each other better.
Lust is a crazy thing.
Bailed on all of my friends and family during family day after basic training in the army to hook up with this chick who was pretty much the biggest walking red flag. If we had gotten caught, i could have ruined my entire career. As it was, she ended up trying to baby trap me because her goal was to fake an injury and get kicked out after I knocked her up so she could still get army benefits.
She ended up doing the same thing a few weeks later to another guy but he actually knocked her up.
“Let’s do this one last time” with a sidechick that you left. If she says it, just know that she is planning something to trap you and you gotta fight all the urges.
Met a woman at a parking lot to go have sex out in the woods. Basically, I was willing to risk having my organs harvested to get a little something something.
And it was worth it. The sex was phenomenal. We hooked up off and on for a couple of months, and to this date, I still have all of my original organs.
I’m in my late 40s… my wife is getting up in age too. we have 1 kid, but she started thinking ‘this might be my last chance for another baby’…. so we’ve had lots of sex… I do not want a 2nd baby (to be fair, I don’t not-want a baby. I just would rather not be in my 60s when the youngest kid is going off to college. But I loved raising the other one, and I’d be a great dad who loved spending time with the next one).
Luckily, for me, nothing’s worked out. so, in the end, it’s just been sex 2 or 3 times a day (even if it wasn’t always passionate, and usually just quick/mechanical to ‘get the job done’).
I am a bit of a M. Once By Mistake,(not washing my hands after eating.) I got a bit of Spice on my dick and Realised I kinda Liked the Sensation…
At a later date when Masturbating decided to explore that Sensation… It wasn’t as Fun once the Post Nut Clarity hit and the Pain wasn’t going away for another good 15 minutes…
We both lusted heavily for one another and worked in the same building. We had sex in a room where the lights were off, but the door didn’t lock. We finished. She left first. I waited a few minutes. In that brief interval someone walked in and flipped on the lights…and I had to awkwardly say something about “just getting up from the chair after resting my eyes” to get out. The first week of scratching that itch, we took two-hour lunches on three days…raised some eyebrows in her office, so we had to stop that.
Taking her and our girlfriend (complicated) to a 3am weed dealer (who probably also sold other stuff) who threatened my life for accidentally back one tire off the drive and onto like a lawn or some plant.
I was raised strictly religious so there was no spank material around our house. I used to break into a neighbors house when he was at work and watch his R-rated VHS tapes like Strip Tease and Bordello Of Blood.
This girl randomly messaged me on Facebook to hangout. We weren’t friends on there, were never friends irl, never had the same friend groups, all I knew was she lived in my town and was friends with a girl I went to middle school with, and she looked familiar. That’s it. She randomly messages me and asks to hangout, I’m in an Xbox party chat with my friend so I’m just fucking around not taking it seriously and say “not unless you want your ass ate lol” she said “ok lol” and then I met up with her, parked down some road, got in her car, I had never eaten ass before so I ate her ass for like 20 seconds and then stopped, put it in, lasted maybe 45 seconds, pulled out and covered her back, helped clean her up and then was like “welp. Guess I’ll see you later” and she said chuckled and said bye. By the time I got home she had messaged me 4-5 times saying “oh btw I have herpes you might want to get checked”. Around the same time a random dude messaged me and was asking if I was with her (I honest to God had no idea she had a bf, I knew literally nothing about her and it didn’t say nothing on her FB profile or else I wouldn’t have done nothing with her) and was saying “she has herpes and didn’t tell you, she just wanted someone to cum inside her and get her pregnant”. I obviously got freaked out and blocked both of them and sprinted to my bathroom and began vigorously and ferociously scrubbing my junk for legit 30-45 minutes hoping I was good. I later deduced her boyfriend, after discovering she wasn’t coming home, logged into her account, seen the messages with me and then started messaging me off both accounts to scare me as revenge for sleeping with his girlfriend. My friend that I was in the Xbox party with dubbed me “Facebook Herpes” and we kept that as an inside joke until the end of our friendship
When I was 18, I cheated on someone I genuinely liked just because someone I’d only met twice flirted with me when I was drunk and horny. Ruined a good relationship, and split my friend group in half.
I’ve grown a great deal since, but I still want to go back and smack the shit out of my younger self.
Eating ass, sometimes I get so horny and amped up, when she sits on my face and I’m eating the 🐱, the asshole is literally right there and it looks so lonely…😩 It feels so right and taste good too honestly, you’d think it would taste like shit, but if they showered good, it taste like skin🤷♂️ but with an almost meaty taste, a moist meaty asshole😩😩 so much fun, but afterwards after I 🥜, I look back on it and I feel so gross for doing it😅 the taste is kinda similar to a chicken gizzard/dark meat, it’s the only thing I can think of that comes close😂 but yeah I love eating ass, I just feel so grossed out when I’m not horny😅
Drove an hour to see a girl who I found on Craigslist, she made a post at 1am , I was at her place by 3am. All cuz I wanted to eat pussy. The whole time my way there I was thinking what is it’s a set up and I die? But the urge to eat Latina pussy was overwhelming.
In the end, one of the best times I’ve had. Super cute chick, super cute pussy, super good licking session. 100% worth it
Anything done because of lust will feel stupid in hindsight because lust is so fleeting and has no real foundation for anything and disappears as quickly as it arrives.
I started a relationship with a girl in Colombia who may or may not have been a prostitute. She told me she was in love with me but I did not know any Spanish and she did not know any English. We would literally just stare at each other on FaceTime. So I’m not sure that was actually “love”.
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Went to a hotel with a stripper… sorta worth it.
Gave the ugly girl a chance. It wasn’t bad but it definitely wasn’t good.
Had a child
So much stuff I can’t even list them
I told myself I was good enough for a relationship. Harmless but still pretty ridiculous.
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Jacked off to random people online, started looking at local pages.
Given I was in a long term relationship at the time, no, it really fucking wasn’t worth it.
Get off to the thought of my parents doing it…
Hooked up with somebody who was hot but obviously unhinged on multiple occasions
Slept with my close friend’s sister.
Listened to all of her podcasts so I could have “things to talk about”… ended up coming off as a full-blown creep who knew way too much about her. Definitely not worth it.
I tried groping my wife when she wasn’t in the mood. Needless to say I won’t be so open again. So no, it wasn’t worth it.
I was so bored as a teenager in a rural france village on holiday i made the french version of American Pie.
With a baguette and jambon.
I rate it 5 out of 7.
When I was 15 I sent nudes to random people. It made me self conscious, anxious and paranoid I stopped after a month of doing it. I hate myself to this day I’m 17 now
Fucked a goth club DJ. Worth it. But not worth repeating.
Had a 2 years younger female second cousin who had a kink for me. I ignored her long years, but then we met in the college town when we were both students.
One saturday she asked me to come to her “to fix something at her PC”, so I grabbed my set of “windows CD + extra bootable HDD” and went there, expecting to really find a PC that needs fixing 🤦🏻♂️🤣
She greeted me alone (her room-mate away for the weekend) straight from the shower, wearing only a towel, and suddenly I realized how fucking hot she is. I did not require much persuasion, I admit. Guilty!
We fucked the whole night, each one came 4 times (vaginal with condom thank god!!!) and in 69.
And yes, we then both laughed at me as to how stupid I was to actually expect to find a PC that needs fixing.. .
I once booted up a new Sims game. I edited a bunch of characters to have personality/looks like me and my ~10 person friend group. I housed them in pretty basic setups all on the same street.
I then had all the male partners neglect their female partners while my character sweet talked them into romance until I eventually had basically a harem of all the girls in my friend group. Down baaad lol
Texted ex “just to check in” at 2 a.m. knowing full well what I really meant.
Hooked up with a stranger. He was going soft so we took the condom off. Luckily bullets were dodged
Lotioned up my wiener and stuck it between the leather sofa cushions. Realized my parents were gonna be home any second and I was panicking trying to clean up the very visibly obviously moisturised area of the sofa. I didn’t get caught but the dread and panic wasn’t worth it.
Probably going from one relationship to the other within a week. Did not turn out well
Craigslist Personals page
Tried using a massage gun on my balls and it didn’t feel good.
Went home with a hot couple that came up to me at a fetish club. Hooked up with the woman, she got weird that I might steal her man and she went to bed. Me and him stayed up listening to music, doing blow and talking all night but no sex. So much drama after that because she was crazy (go figure)
Stayed with a person who legitimately hated me because sex was excellent, A1, impeccable.
Absolutely not, would not do again. I have since been with equal and better partners, so the staying was just for naught.
Drove 45 minutes to a booty call at 2am. I was very drunk and should not have driven. My life could have turned out very differently or ended. Not proud of it. Thank god those days are over
Tried to follow a girl from Europe to the US. Turns out she didn’t arrange for my housing like we had agreed on. Got kicked out at customs for lack of a place to stay and had to take a flight back.
I once spent time collecting stones into a glove I made then had half the universe disappear.
Get on planes to get laid.. ffs
Cheated on my ex ex with the bud tender I met at a dispensary while on vacation in Colorado
Gave my ex a teddy from my childhood N she threw it in the bin
I came back from footy training and was stripping off getting into the shower… The tube of Deep Heat was giving me the 👀. It immediately started ice burning all around my dong and nuts. I jumped in the shower and tried to wash it off, the water made it burn even more… I was at breaking point. I got out and patted myself lightly with a towel. Struggled to walk properly for two days after…
Stupidest thing 🧠🚫I think I’ve ever done ✅
She peer pressured me into smoking a biblical amount of pot and i freaked out so bad that I jumped through a window when her friend jokingly said that the cops were coming
Stuck my dick in crazy too many times. And no, not worth dealing with clingy psychos that keyed my car or were potential stalkers.
Left work because I was horny, and yeah, it was worth it.
Masturbated over my pants on the way home (and when I was not next to any cars) and came at a stoplight
Then I masturbated a few times when I got home
Then my bf got home and I fucked him
It was a good day.
Probably fucking on a tree branch in a local park.
I mean, while my gal was riding me as I was fighting to stay balanced on that branch that wasn’t but about 3/4 the width of my shoulders, I had a hard time really getting in the moment anyway. But, then I overbalanced just as she was cumming and slid off the side. She clutched me as I grabbed the branch. That hard stop at the end drove me in hard enough I thought I’d broken my dick.
To make matters worse, a police cruiser had spotted our car and was checking it out. And spotlighted us as we both screamed at the bounce.
But, wait. It gets so much worse.
The lady cop in question was drop dead gorgeous. And found the whole situation hilarious. Hilarious enough that she retold the story for years at various police functions. I know because a couple of years later I went to work at a local detention facility and one night she brought in an inmate and recognized me.
I caught shit from every officer serving on three different forces for years.
But, wait. It gets even worse.
So, more than a decade, closer to two, after falling out of that tree and nearly breaking my dick off, I was retired from detention work and making a go of a different career teaching at a small local college. I had a serious “thing” about even potentially being perceived as inappropriate with my students. As far as they were concerned I might have been a robot that gave lectures, graded papers, and had no real existence outside my classroom.
So, I’m at a graduation, trying to do just enough mingling to not get fired, but not enough to encourage anybody in any way, and one of my students who had been one of my biggest challenges to maintaining class decorum introduces me to her parents.
The same lady cop.
Who promptly giggled. Snorted three times. Then exclaimed, “I think I just peed a little!”
When i was 10 i tried fucking my stuffed animals… Dont ask…
My now hubs, while we were dating, walked like 10 miles to me for sex. Wild.
Drove five hours to Sanford, FL in the middle of the night while slightly drunk.
Slept with a coworker, no
Your mom. You tell me if it was worth it, OP?
I lent 💵 to my ex and no, it wasn’t worth it because he left me and went with another 🤦🏻♀
Put up with their shitty and abusive behavior. It was 100% NOT worth it.
Dated an actual crazy person, they were cool till they stopped taking meds in my defense.
Ignored some cluster B signs.
Worth it? Yes but no.
Drove from Long Island to Boston in a blizzard so bad that I only crossed north-east Connecticut and Mass successfully by slaloming in the wake of semi-trucks the whole stretch of I-84 and Mass Pike. Totally worth it, she’s my wife now.
I changed my tone on tinder and instead of being regular me just looking for a girlfriend, I told my next match I only wanted to hook up with her.
Was it worth it ? No but it worked. regrettably.
I was stupid and young and I was with my first girlfriend, well her younger sister was really into me, she was going on a trip with her family and her sister was staying behind and so was I… well me and my girlfriends sister ended up on her parents bed, I didn’t know that her sister was a virgin and she didn’t really say anything. But I ended standing on the edge of the bed and she was by the edge and I didn’t even think anything about it really, I should have, but i went in her really quick and deep… she gasped for air and pulled away super quick and started to curl up in a ball and was rocking back and forth literally in tears! I felt so terrible and it was definitely not worth it! It was definitely an experience that I’ll never forget!
Slept with a girl who I couldn’t understand in her language, she was so beautiful and the sex was amazing she did things I never experienced before.
Next day with Google Translate we got to know each other better.
Lust is a crazy thing.
Jacked it to piss fetish and humiliation. No
Had someone try to extort me for money on reddit. Twice…
Edit: it wasn’t worth it
Bailed on all of my friends and family during family day after basic training in the army to hook up with this chick who was pretty much the biggest walking red flag. If we had gotten caught, i could have ruined my entire career. As it was, she ended up trying to baby trap me because her goal was to fake an injury and get kicked out after I knocked her up so she could still get army benefits.
She ended up doing the same thing a few weeks later to another guy but he actually knocked her up.
“Let’s do this one last time” with a sidechick that you left. If she says it, just know that she is planning something to trap you and you gotta fight all the urges.
Met a woman at a parking lot to go have sex out in the woods. Basically, I was willing to risk having my organs harvested to get a little something something.
And it was worth it. The sex was phenomenal. We hooked up off and on for a couple of months, and to this date, I still have all of my original organs.
Got a tattoo from her… didn’t end up well
I’m in my late 40s… my wife is getting up in age too. we have 1 kid, but she started thinking ‘this might be my last chance for another baby’…. so we’ve had lots of sex… I do not want a 2nd baby (to be fair, I don’t not-want a baby. I just would rather not be in my 60s when the youngest kid is going off to college. But I loved raising the other one, and I’d be a great dad who loved spending time with the next one).
Luckily, for me, nothing’s worked out. so, in the end, it’s just been sex 2 or 3 times a day (even if it wasn’t always passionate, and usually just quick/mechanical to ‘get the job done’).
I am a bit of a M. Once By Mistake,(not washing my hands after eating.) I got a bit of Spice on my dick and Realised I kinda Liked the Sensation…
At a later date when Masturbating decided to explore that Sensation… It wasn’t as Fun once the Post Nut Clarity hit and the Pain wasn’t going away for another good 15 minutes…
Boobs and beers have led to every bad decision I’ve ever made.
We both lusted heavily for one another and worked in the same building. We had sex in a room where the lights were off, but the door didn’t lock. We finished. She left first. I waited a few minutes. In that brief interval someone walked in and flipped on the lights…and I had to awkwardly say something about “just getting up from the chair after resting my eyes” to get out. The first week of scratching that itch, we took two-hour lunches on three days…raised some eyebrows in her office, so we had to stop that.
Taking her and our girlfriend (complicated) to a 3am weed dealer (who probably also sold other stuff) who threatened my life for accidentally back one tire off the drive and onto like a lawn or some plant.
Absolutely not worth it.
I was raised strictly religious so there was no spank material around our house. I used to break into a neighbors house when he was at work and watch his R-rated VHS tapes like Strip Tease and Bordello Of Blood.
This girl randomly messaged me on Facebook to hangout. We weren’t friends on there, were never friends irl, never had the same friend groups, all I knew was she lived in my town and was friends with a girl I went to middle school with, and she looked familiar. That’s it. She randomly messages me and asks to hangout, I’m in an Xbox party chat with my friend so I’m just fucking around not taking it seriously and say “not unless you want your ass ate lol” she said “ok lol” and then I met up with her, parked down some road, got in her car, I had never eaten ass before so I ate her ass for like 20 seconds and then stopped, put it in, lasted maybe 45 seconds, pulled out and covered her back, helped clean her up and then was like “welp. Guess I’ll see you later” and she said chuckled and said bye. By the time I got home she had messaged me 4-5 times saying “oh btw I have herpes you might want to get checked”. Around the same time a random dude messaged me and was asking if I was with her (I honest to God had no idea she had a bf, I knew literally nothing about her and it didn’t say nothing on her FB profile or else I wouldn’t have done nothing with her) and was saying “she has herpes and didn’t tell you, she just wanted someone to cum inside her and get her pregnant”. I obviously got freaked out and blocked both of them and sprinted to my bathroom and began vigorously and ferociously scrubbing my junk for legit 30-45 minutes hoping I was good. I later deduced her boyfriend, after discovering she wasn’t coming home, logged into her account, seen the messages with me and then started messaging me off both accounts to scare me as revenge for sleeping with his girlfriend. My friend that I was in the Xbox party with dubbed me “Facebook Herpes” and we kept that as an inside joke until the end of our friendship
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
When I was 18, I cheated on someone I genuinely liked just because someone I’d only met twice flirted with me when I was drunk and horny. Ruined a good relationship, and split my friend group in half.
I’ve grown a great deal since, but I still want to go back and smack the shit out of my younger self.
Eating ass, sometimes I get so horny and amped up, when she sits on my face and I’m eating the 🐱, the asshole is literally right there and it looks so lonely…😩 It feels so right and taste good too honestly, you’d think it would taste like shit, but if they showered good, it taste like skin🤷♂️ but with an almost meaty taste, a moist meaty asshole😩😩 so much fun, but afterwards after I 🥜, I look back on it and I feel so gross for doing it😅 the taste is kinda similar to a chicken gizzard/dark meat, it’s the only thing I can think of that comes close😂 but yeah I love eating ass, I just feel so grossed out when I’m not horny😅
Drove an hour to see a girl who I found on Craigslist, she made a post at 1am , I was at her place by 3am. All cuz I wanted to eat pussy. The whole time my way there I was thinking what is it’s a set up and I die? But the urge to eat Latina pussy was overwhelming.
In the end, one of the best times I’ve had. Super cute chick, super cute pussy, super good licking session. 100% worth it
Anything done because of lust will feel stupid in hindsight because lust is so fleeting and has no real foundation for anything and disappears as quickly as it arrives.
I started a relationship with a girl in Colombia who may or may not have been a prostitute. She told me she was in love with me but I did not know any Spanish and she did not know any English. We would literally just stare at each other on FaceTime. So I’m not sure that was actually “love”.
Inappropriate fun times where fun times should not take place.
Stuck it in the crazy.