What’s the thing she does that you secretly hate but pretend to love to avoid war?

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What’s the thing she does that you secretly hate but pretend to love to avoid war?

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  1. TheBooneyBunes Avatar

    Will I get in trouble if I say ‘talk’?

  2. H34rt-br0ken Avatar

    Walking instead of cycling. I hate being slow. She hates the wind messing up her hair. Guess who wins every time.

  3. UUorW Avatar

    Set 10 alarms every morning. Snoozing them at random and having others go off on time. It’s a jolt every morning and she still can’t just get up.

  4. EponymousTitular Avatar

    My ex would do this thing where she grabbed my thigh and hit that bundle of nerves or whatever tf that causes your leg to spasm a little.

    Eventually, I couldn’t pretend anymore. So, I told her to stop. She didn’t stop. I repeated it. She didn’t stop. I screamed at her. She cried and blamed me because of course she did.

    So, I dumped that fucking idiot and my life is much more peaceful as a direct result.

  5. BlackPrinceofAltava Avatar

    It’s been awhile, but I hated my ex touching my hair during sex.

  6. willy_wonkas_hat Avatar

    talking about her exes immediately after sex

  7. Striking-Anxiety-604 Avatar

    She has anxiety issues and struggles to go to sleep unless I’m touching her. Mostly that means touching her ass. She says it calms her down. She does have a very nice ass. I do enjoy touching it.

    But we’ve been together 25 years. It’s been like this since the beginning. Every night is the same: 30-45 minutes of my holding her/grabbing her ass and she’s asleep. Then I can go to sleep.

    But sometimes I’m tired. Sometimes I just want to sleep. It’s like this chore I have to do every night before I can go to sleep. I do it because it makes her happy.

  8. eddyofyork Avatar

    My wife insists that the coffee filter that came with the coffee maker will stain if we don’t also use paper coffee filters. I’ve been putting paper filters in a coffee filter for 7 years.

  9. Feisty_Radish_213 Avatar

    Oh, when I was young and naive… last year… my partner at the time had some serious jealousy issues, so I’d go out of my way not to look at or joke with other women, because she’d take it as flirting or that I was interested in someone else. Otherwise, she would get upset at me regardless of how much I try to reassure her.

    I do not recommend this type of partner.

  10. SarcasmGPT Avatar

    That’s a tough one, I don’t think she does anything that I secretly hate but pretend to love. I think there are slight annoyances in everyone but I don’t pretend to love them, we all have faults as do I. I’ll have a think.

  11. SuspiciousClub8382 Avatar

    When she would ask me a question and I would answer, then she would say she really needed to know my answer and ask it several more times. Finally I couldn’t take it anymore, so I told her to pack her belongings and don’t call or come back. Ugh!!!!