What’s the weirdest compliment that you ever received?

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One time someone told me that I looked “unchokable”because I have a “mike Tyson neck”. At least, I think that one was a compliment…

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  2. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    I was told I have gorgeous puppy eyes and lovely lashes by another bloke.

    A compliments a compliment and all that.

  3. MetalHeadJakee Avatar

    “You have nice eyebrows. I wish I had your eyebrows” some woman in worked with.

  4. AngryOldGenXer Avatar

    A guy in the mall told me I have a nice ass.

  5. BigGaloot23 Avatar

    I was once approached by a woman on the subway platform and told I whistled beautifully 

  6. JJRobinette Avatar

    A smile like Tom Hanks. 1994 me felt famous and appreciated

  7. ismawurscht Avatar

    That’s such a beautiful scar, was it deliberate scarrification?

  8. WatercressOk8763 Avatar

    That I looked like Edgar Allen Poe.

  9. Ok-Consideration8724 Avatar

    You guys get compliments?

  10. LAcub92 Avatar

    That my chest hair looks powerful, like a tornado

  11. CockCravinCpl Avatar

    Walking shirtless at a beach a young lady walks by me and says ‘nice nipples’.

  12. LDel3 Avatar

    “You’re gorgeous, I’d rim you all night”

  13. Dg_noob2021 Avatar

    Last compliment I got from a woman that I remember was also kind of weird. 15 years ago when my then girlfriend, now wife, told me I had very sexy calves. I had never heard anyone say that before.