I am terrified of balloons, specifically of them popping. I hate the sound when they squeak and basically just everything about them, and the possibility of one popping near me is genuinely scary to me. I very briefly dated a guy who thought me being scared of balloons was hot. Not just me being frightened in general, but specifically my fear of balloons.
I only recently found out what a pogonophile is, a beard fetish. My boyf has an extremely long beard and I wondered if that was a thing, turns out it is
Anything poop related, sounding (i think thats what it’s called anyway. Where a rod of some sort is shoved up your dick hole). Puke, and any diaper/baby play. That shit is weird af.
Scat. I can’t fathom wanting to eat and smell or watch poo. I’ll eat the booty, I’ll do stuff to it…But intentional poo? Wtf hell no. 8 think I’d asphyxiate on my own vomit.
I had a girlfriend who wanted me as hot, sweaty and smelly as possible. The more body odor, the better. She wanted to be extra clean, freshly showered and perfumed, but wanted me to smell like a hot barnyard. The more body odor I had, the crazier the sex was.
When i was 15, my boyfriend went out of town. He had a depression room from hell, and I wanted him to come home to a more welcoming environment, so I texted his mom and asked to clean, redecorate, and paint the room, while I dog sat for them. She agreed. When I opened his closet, there laid around 15 plastic Pepsi bottles, filled with piss. The kicker is, we had a shared bond over how attractive my best friend was. One day he begged for her to help him pass a piss test, by giving him her piss. after hours of negotiations, her boyfriend offered his, to which mine accepted. I spent a lot of time with his family and THAT BITCH NEVER GOT DRUG TESTED. HOMIE WAS COLLECTING PEOPLE’S PISS. 🥲
Fucking someone in missionary (male) they clearly wanted all kinds of violence from choking and slapping and when I wouldn’t give it the pain inficted on me was instant mr droopy and I was quite young at the time…not that its an issue in middle age either mind just saying.
This surgeon I went on a date with twice, he told me he had a “cast fetish”. As in, he wanted me to like wear a cast like on my leg during intercourse. I stopped talking to him. Lmao.
Back when the Internet was the wild west and you could see almost anything without going on ” the dark web” I saw a video of a dude beating one out and jizzing into a fishbowl full of live crickets . That was a WTF moment.
This fellow who I used to converse with in the kink community, would wear a pair of hot pink spandex biking shorts, to a truck stop diner. Then he would to cut a piece off the shorts and use the spandex rag to clean the truck diner men’s room. Like he would use that one small chunk of fabric, cut off the shorts, to scrub the toilets, the floors, the walls….and then he would proceed to jerk off with the rag in the diner bathroom.
I had a room mate friend who dated a girl who he said wanted him to lie to her during sex. Not sexy lies or role playing. Just factually false stuff like “I’m wearing a hat” when he wasn’t. He said it wasn’t like just a silly game either, it made her really horny. I thought he was exaggerating but one time she came over and I could hear them doing stuff and then she’s like “say you’re a dentist” and then she started moaning a lot louder, I couldn’t hear what he was saying but she asked for more and then got really into it.
This one is secondhand, but I once knew an escort who had a very well paying client. He would buy her very expensive stockings to wear. Which wasn’t too weird, but…before putting on the stockings, she had to fill them with whipped cream. He would then suck her toes, and suck out as much of the whipped cream as he could THROUGH the stockings. Apparently got this man harder than granite. Never wanted sex, would just leave after, still hard. She got around 1k a visit for this, took about an hour. Easiest money she ever made, lmao.
One time I saw this clip and I was attracted to it cuz the chick had mega tits and once she started to give a bj she would throw up on purpose and I’m like what kind of psycho shit is thatttt! Never again smh
I once stumbled upon a community of people who are really into sneezing. Like, getting excited when someone has a sneezing fit. It’s weird but hey, to each their own, right?
It’s so normalized but the anime girls that are OBVIOUSLY like 10-12 years old but people justify it like” she’s a three thousand year old vampire so it’s all good “ Sir that child doesn’t have breasts yet. You belong on a list.
Used to talk to a guy who would door dash me whatever I wanted to eat and watch me eat on FaceTime. I wasn’t making sexy faces or playing with my food or talking to him or anything like that, just eating by myself and watching tv or something. $100 a pop plus free food, not a bad gig.
Thought that was weird and the ones into farts and poop.
Have a friend who is honest to god into quicksand porn. Had never heard of that fetish before. I appreciate that the caveat he tacks on is that the woman must enjoy being stuck in quicksand and also survive the ordeal. He is also really into naga (like merpeople but the bottom half is a snake).
I’m generally a pretty vanilla dude, so most kinks and fetishes seem strange to me. Buy one that absolutely stands out and makes me wanna crawl out of my skin is “age play,” specifically when one plays as being on the younger side of age. I know it’s not often a sexual kink/fetish, but I’m sure sometimes it is.
only through accidental stuff I found on R34 but I feel like the weirdest stuff ive ever seen is Scat/piss/vomit, or Gore. also anything to do with MLP
awful stuff to see when I’m trying to look at vanilla stuff
I was at a fetish club way back in the early 2000s and there was a girl who was having a long scarf tied to a needle being brought up under her skin from her lower to upper back and was like nah, this is not my bag. I’m sure there’s a name for that. Do not care what it is.
I saw a video on here once where a lady puts a cigarette in her vagina, and then after lighting it, she clenched and then queefed, and the smoke came out
The guys who like their balls stepped on with high heels or putting the glass tube in the dick. I understand s&m pain=pleasure, but that’s like Hellraiser level type shit.
I matched with a guy whose fantasy was into feet. I like feet, in an appreciation type way. Treat them well, they carry us through life. And I like to kiss toes. But this guy was like worshipping feet. And somehow our lines got crossed, and he did not realize I wasn’t into it in the same way. I was clear, but perhaps he thought we were closer in our feet admiration? Anyways, he asked for feet pics and videos daily. I couldn’t keep up. Basically told him I’d like to explore each other in other ways too, feet weren’t always going to do it for me. And he responded back with “wow really? Never contact me again” lol.
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Not one to kink shame, but I’ve never been able to understand how people could be into poop.
The one where people sorta tie a noose whilst jack off
vomiting. i usually don’t kink shame, but i do kink judge
Probably the balloon popping one
Getting turned on while a girl pops balloons and chews bubble gum….
Almost all fetishes are a little weird in some way or another. But if they like it, so be it. We’re all just human after all.
Abdl
cake sitting… just people plopping their bare cheeks onto pastries like it’s a spiritual ritual or something
Glass bottom boat ride
Period blood fetish
Definitely the balloon popping
Wearing MAGA hats.
Sitting on and popping balloons. I understand latex well, but the POPPING jump scare part?
Sensory deprivation, like how is that enjoyable?
Balloons, but different.
I am terrified of balloons, specifically of them popping. I hate the sound when they squeak and basically just everything about them, and the possibility of one popping near me is genuinely scary to me. I very briefly dated a guy who thought me being scared of balloons was hot. Not just me being frightened in general, but specifically my fear of balloons.
Back in the early days of the Internet I was on a porn site that has… particularly… “specific” fetishes. I was young and so was the Internet.
One category I stumbled across was called “Panty Pooping”
The the thumbnail was of a lady’s behind, wearing “granny” panties with an indistinct lump in the center and a brownish spot.
It is one of the few things that has caused me to vomit in disgust.
Every once in a while that thumbnail image randomly pops into my memory just to make me gag.
I only recently found out what a pogonophile is, a beard fetish. My boyf has an extremely long beard and I wondered if that was a thing, turns out it is
Anything poop related, sounding (i think thats what it’s called anyway. Where a rod of some sort is shoved up your dick hole). Puke, and any diaper/baby play. That shit is weird af.
I mean I have a boot fetish
Catheter fetish
Vore
Scat. I can’t fathom wanting to eat and smell or watch poo. I’ll eat the booty, I’ll do stuff to it…But intentional poo? Wtf hell no. 8 think I’d asphyxiate on my own vomit.
That dude who was into White women buying Wonder Bread.
I had a girlfriend who wanted me as hot, sweaty and smelly as possible. The more body odor, the better. She wanted to be extra clean, freshly showered and perfumed, but wanted me to smell like a hot barnyard. The more body odor I had, the crazier the sex was.
Dated someone who admitted to necrophilia.
When i was 15, my boyfriend went out of town. He had a depression room from hell, and I wanted him to come home to a more welcoming environment, so I texted his mom and asked to clean, redecorate, and paint the room, while I dog sat for them. She agreed. When I opened his closet, there laid around 15 plastic Pepsi bottles, filled with piss. The kicker is, we had a shared bond over how attractive my best friend was. One day he begged for her to help him pass a piss test, by giving him her piss. after hours of negotiations, her boyfriend offered his, to which mine accepted. I spent a lot of time with his family and THAT BITCH NEVER GOT DRUG TESTED. HOMIE WAS COLLECTING PEOPLE’S PISS. 🥲
I know there was a guy on Reddit who has an intense attraction to wet floor signs. I’m sure he’s not hard to find if you’re interested.
Fucking someone in missionary (male) they clearly wanted all kinds of violence from choking and slapping and when I wouldn’t give it the pain inficted on me was instant mr droopy and I was quite young at the time…not that its an issue in middle age either mind just saying.
Furries, alot of autistic people
Bug crushing 😩😩 whyyyy? I can get killing things because they’re hurting you or your home but for PLEASURE??? 😩
Where’s the guy with the ducks?
Back in college, I was aware of some guy that had a dragon fetish
This surgeon I went on a date with twice, he told me he had a “cast fetish”. As in, he wanted me to like wear a cast like on my leg during intercourse. I stopped talking to him. Lmao.
Back when the Internet was the wild west and you could see almost anything without going on ” the dark web” I saw a video of a dude beating one out and jizzing into a fishbowl full of live crickets . That was a WTF moment.
Pedal pumping
This fellow who I used to converse with in the kink community, would wear a pair of hot pink spandex biking shorts, to a truck stop diner. Then he would to cut a piece off the shorts and use the spandex rag to clean the truck diner men’s room. Like he would use that one small chunk of fabric, cut off the shorts, to scrub the toilets, the floors, the walls….and then he would proceed to jerk off with the rag in the diner bathroom.
Watched a series on YouTube where a guy reviewed stuff on DiviantArt. Itgot weirder then you think.
The weirdest ones I remember were the people into beheadings and hangings.
Edit: I also remember one dude who was into disintegration
poop
Moobs
Men paying women to ridicule their penises
The men who payed the admin to secretly be in one of my breastfeeding groups. Yes it was a huge thing that blew up, absolutely foul.
I had a room mate friend who dated a girl who he said wanted him to lie to her during sex. Not sexy lies or role playing. Just factually false stuff like “I’m wearing a hat” when he wasn’t. He said it wasn’t like just a silly game either, it made her really horny. I thought he was exaggerating but one time she came over and I could hear them doing stuff and then she’s like “say you’re a dentist” and then she started moaning a lot louder, I couldn’t hear what he was saying but she asked for more and then got really into it.
Pissing in someone’s mouth and licking the toilets seat. 100% gross. Hope you’re resilient enough that you eventually won’t get nasty sick from that
pregnancy, I saw youtube video where people tried to match fetish with person, one dude had thing for pregnant woman
This one is secondhand, but I once knew an escort who had a very well paying client. He would buy her very expensive stockings to wear. Which wasn’t too weird, but…before putting on the stockings, she had to fill them with whipped cream. He would then suck her toes, and suck out as much of the whipped cream as he could THROUGH the stockings. Apparently got this man harder than granite. Never wanted sex, would just leave after, still hard. She got around 1k a visit for this, took about an hour. Easiest money she ever made, lmao.
That tile guy from 4chan.
One time I saw this clip and I was attracted to it cuz the chick had mega tits and once she started to give a bj she would throw up on purpose and I’m like what kind of psycho shit is thatttt! Never again smh
Gore.
Eating his own jizz on stale bread. We called him Top Slice because everyone touches the top slice but nobodyeats it. You see some wierdos in jail.
I once stumbled upon a community of people who are really into sneezing. Like, getting excited when someone has a sneezing fit. It’s weird but hey, to each their own, right?
It’s so normalized but the anime girls that are OBVIOUSLY like 10-12 years old but people justify it like” she’s a three thousand year old vampire so it’s all good “ Sir that child doesn’t have breasts yet. You belong on a list.
Foot fetish is pretty weird to me lol. What about feet can you possibly be attracted to 😂
I had an ex who was obsessed with licking eyeballs.
No I wasn’t into it.
There are some people who are really into watching paraplegics drag themselves up stairs
I went out a few times with a girl that wanted me to pee on her clit.
People purposely wanting to get std’s and spread them
One cup two girls did it for me.
SPH
Blood/knife play.
When I saw all the scars on her back because her ex-bf went too deep.. no I don’t want to add my own.
Used to talk to a guy who would door dash me whatever I wanted to eat and watch me eat on FaceTime. I wasn’t making sexy faces or playing with my food or talking to him or anything like that, just eating by myself and watching tv or something. $100 a pop plus free food, not a bad gig.
Thought that was weird and the ones into farts and poop.
Have a friend who is honest to god into quicksand porn. Had never heard of that fetish before. I appreciate that the caveat he tacks on is that the woman must enjoy being stuck in quicksand and also survive the ordeal. He is also really into naga (like merpeople but the bottom half is a snake).
Wonder Bread Guy
Sounding
I’m generally a pretty vanilla dude, so most kinks and fetishes seem strange to me. Buy one that absolutely stands out and makes me wanna crawl out of my skin is “age play,” specifically when one plays as being on the younger side of age. I know it’s not often a sexual kink/fetish, but I’m sure sometimes it is.
I don’t kink shame, but I do often kink question
only through accidental stuff I found on R34 but I feel like the weirdest stuff ive ever seen is Scat/piss/vomit, or Gore. also anything to do with MLP
awful stuff to see when I’m trying to look at vanilla stuff
Crucifixion kink.
self harm scars
Coughing…
I was at a fetish club way back in the early 2000s and there was a girl who was having a long scarf tied to a needle being brought up under her skin from her lower to upper back and was like nah, this is not my bag. I’m sure there’s a name for that. Do not care what it is.
I saw a video on here once where a lady puts a cigarette in her vagina, and then after lighting it, she clenched and then queefed, and the smoke came out
That of eating poop
breast expansion.
The guys who like their balls stepped on with high heels or putting the glass tube in the dick. I understand s&m pain=pleasure, but that’s like Hellraiser level type shit.
I heard rumors of a “candy scat fetish”, scary stuff
A new pa
Loonies
Well. My fetish isn’t on here. Guess I’m good.
I matched with a guy whose fantasy was into feet. I like feet, in an appreciation type way. Treat them well, they carry us through life. And I like to kiss toes. But this guy was like worshipping feet. And somehow our lines got crossed, and he did not realize I wasn’t into it in the same way. I was clear, but perhaps he thought we were closer in our feet admiration? Anyways, he asked for feet pics and videos daily. I couldn’t keep up. Basically told him I’d like to explore each other in other ways too, feet weren’t always going to do it for me. And he responded back with “wow really? Never contact me again” lol.