I went with an ex to visit her dad in Colombia. I was careful, but the day before we left they wanted American food so we went to the Hard Rock there. I’m pretty sure that’s where I got it.
It hit the afternoon the day before we left. Started “normal” with just vomiting, then quickly changed to vomiting + diarrhea. Diarrhea turned to shitting out a pink flakey substance which I assume was my intestinal lining, and at the end of it I was shitting out a clear bubbly mucus. I had completely emptied my digestive tract.
After about 15 hours of this it finally subsided just in time for me to get on a plane. Like a zombie I packed and rode to the airport. 2 excruciating hours later I was on the plane. I sat down and quickly passed out.
I woke to the flight attendant asking if I wanted anything. I had heard yogurt was good for your gut so I ordered some, and an oj because my body told me I needed it. She came back, and that first sip of oj was the single most pleasurable non sexual experience of my life. I could feel the sugars and vitamins coursing through me.
I finished it and stared at the yogurt for a few minutes, hesitant. I finally decided to eat it, then quickly passed out again.
After an unknown amount of time I woke up with my gut telling my I needed to get to a bathroom. Luckily the plane’s toilet was free, I tore my pants off expecting to unleash unholy things on this poor toilet, but pushed out a surprisingly solidish feeling turd. Shocked, I leaned and looked down. The turd was pure white. That yogurt had passed through me nearly unchanged.
That was the weirdest most unexplainable shit I’ve ever witnessed.
Visiting a friend’s cousin in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere in the Florida everglades about 20 years ago. Three bright lights appeared in the sky, spaced well enough apart to be separate objects. They just hovered there for a while then disappeared.
Once found a perfectly intact large cheez puff in the middle of my living room floor. I lived alone and do not even like cheesy puffs. Nobody else had keys to my place other than the landlady.
Riedel wine glasses. I watched a salesmen open a bottle of Kendall Jackson Chardonnay, pour equal amounts into one O’Charley’s basic bar wine glass and into the other a Riedel Chardonnay glass and I tasted both. Completely different wine from one glass to the other. It was like a fucking Magic trick.
Went to Aviation Challenge camp in middle school and slept in a little dorm room with about 6/7 other girls. We saw some writing on the wall that read “I died here, may I haunt you forever” so naturally we were shit talking the “ghost”. The next morning when we woke up, one girl’s nose was broken and another girl had blood on her hands. No clue what happened, and I’m a light sleeper.
I lived a partial lifetime in a dream recently. It was years long, I had a family and a different job and friends. And it was years long. I slept and woke up and dreamed and lived, and then I woke up years later here in this world.
No words to decently explain how it was. I just lived a life not in this reality. I miss home,
for context, we have specific family friends we’re relatively close with.
my family and i were going fishing, it was meant to be a trip just for us. in the car, i had a random feeling that those specific family friends would be there, don’t know why. we arrived at the site, and they were, in fact, there with another family we didn’t know! we spent the day together.
on the way home, my sister said “i kinda knew this would happen.” so did i! we both felt as if the family friends would be there for some reason, although there was no concrete evidence to back it up. everyone probably forgot by now, but it’s something i still think about sometimes.
In my country this brash, narcissistic and unqualified former reality TV star actually ran for president and WON.
As one might expect it was a total shit show. At least we learned our lesson and sure as hell won’t make that mistake again. That would lead to utter chaos.
I was at a guys townhouse and we started talking about his late mother died and was very sick in the house for a long time. Still had all her medication in the basement. This was a very old Beacon Hill place. The minute we started talking about her the TV turned on. It was one of the old TVs. Not digital. No remote. You’d have to physically go to the TV to turn it on. We were startled. Her spirit maybe?
I was walking my dog about 6 years ago at night, in the sky was a flash and a streak of purple light. No other lights in the sky and it was a clear night.
I mean, I guess it’s explainable (kinda, though why it happens is still a scientific mystery) but I once saw ball lightning come out of my old black and white TV, float down the hall, hover there for about a minute, and then just disappear.
I was walking late at night with my ex through our neighbourhood when I was 17 or 18. We walked by a large two story house that had absolutely no lights on except for one in the kitchen/living room area on the bottom floor, which caught my eye because of the 6 or 7 figures I saw standing in a circle in that room through the window facing the street. They were perfectly still, all holding hands, and all wearing KKK robes with the headpiece and all. I would have thought I was seeing things if my ex wasn’t there to witness it. We got out of there QUICKLY.
Back around 2006ish, some friends and I went to a matinee movie in Jacksonville, FL. We come out of the movie into the super bright afternoon Florida sun, and there is a guy yelling for help who is chasing an ostrich around the parking lot.
We jump in and help him. He is trying to get this ostrich into the back of a van thing. We even got other people to help us.
The cops show up for some reason. I dunno, a bunch of people chasing an ostrich in a parking lot is unusual or something. The guy we were “helping” is nowhere to be found all of the sudden. At some point, a guy in a cow costume joined us, by the way.
Eventually, the ostrich is captured(by legit animal control) and taken away. We find out the van was just another patron at the movies who had no clue about anything and has just left his van unlocked.
The cops questioned us a bit, but we were clueless and had no answers, so we all just left eventually.
Where did the ostrich come from? I do not know. Why was the guy trying to put it in someone’s van? I do not know. Why does Tarzan not have a beard? I do not know.
I bought a jvc flat screen tv from Microcenter about 15 years ago. We moved states, and it came with us. It was in our front room. The TV in our backroom went out and had to be replaced. We went tv shopping and I found a jvc that matched the one in the front. Got a salesperson to grab one from the back. Here is the weird part. Once they left, I got light-headed and tunnel vision and almost passed out. Leaned against a shelf and collected myself. Around that time, the salesperson came out. He was bringing out an LG TV. I asked about. It was the same specs and price, and the salesperson thought it was the tv I asked for. No worries, I’ll take it. Get home, and while setting it up, i needed a cable from the other tv to test something. I say something along the lines of “I’m not sure it will work because of the different brands.” My wife says that the tv in the front is an LG and should be fine. I argued it was a jvc. Go to the front, and it’s an LG. Per my family, it has always been an LG.
In my old house there was a cat my entire family had recalled petting at night. However, our (only) cat was always visible from across the room when it happened.
My friend and I were at my house, just us, we were about 13, we decided to go to her house, few hours later my mom calls her house phone and asks why my bedroom door is locked, I explained that I obviously didn’t lock it because I’m not there and the key is still in the door, on the inside of the room. The door literally locked itself. My parents obviously thought I was playing games because they took my key away (I didn’t ever lock my door anyway so I didn’t care) til this day I have zero explanation
One day I was walking down the street and a car with a man driving and a lady in the passenger seat pulled up next to me to ask for directions. The curb was kinda high so I stepped down to lean into the car window and the woman in the passenger seat was just sitting their with no shirt and no bra on, big fake ole boobies just staring at me. I gave them directions back to the highway which was literally right behind them, they had to pass the signs to pull up and ask me for directions so I was really confused.
When I was about five years old I was at my grandma’s house and we were about to visit her friend who lived right behind my grandma’s apartment. I was walking right behind my grandma when I saw a huge wolf-like dog crossing our path. I immediately froze because I was incredibly fearful of dogs back then, My grandma kept trying to tug me, but I told her there was a dog in front of us. My granny kept trying to convince me that there was nothing there, but I insisted that there was. Eventually, the dog passed and I continued walking.
Later that night my grandma got a call that her nephew had passed. I was very close to him and was saddened by his passing. The next day we went back to my grandma’s friend’s house and she told her about the passing. The friend told my grandma that she had seen the dog hanging out on the back porch the night before and that it was an omen. She didn’t tell my grandmother because she didn’t want to spook her. Still not sure how or why I saw the dog, but yeah. I always think about that.
One of the earliest memories I have is from when I was really young (maybe 4 or 5 years old) and had a bizarre dream. I remember telling my mom that I dreamed we were at a toy store in the mall, and when it was time to pay for the toy I had picked, the cashier wanted my mom to pay using a chip that was supposed to be in her hand. If anyone here grew up in an evangelical household, you can probably imagine the scare my mom got when she heard that dream. The weirdest part is that I was way too young to have ever heard about the mark of the beast or anything like that
It’s not a thing I witness, but a thing I experience. So far, I’ve known three times when death was coming for someone I love. I can’t explain how I know. The feeling is hard to convey. It’s a certainty so absolute, I would swear the universe turned around that point.
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Demons manifesting
I think Its clear , its very embarrassing and unexplainable shit ; )
unexplainable shit
Quite literally shat out what felt like a turd and then the toilet bowl was empty
My oldest memory is being at a wedding. Yet my dad claimed I never been to a wedding as toddler/child.
President Donald.
It’s an embarrassment to the planet.
My first day in Omaha I saw a naked lady walking down the street in the freezing cold.
I went with an ex to visit her dad in Colombia. I was careful, but the day before we left they wanted American food so we went to the Hard Rock there. I’m pretty sure that’s where I got it.
It hit the afternoon the day before we left. Started “normal” with just vomiting, then quickly changed to vomiting + diarrhea. Diarrhea turned to shitting out a pink flakey substance which I assume was my intestinal lining, and at the end of it I was shitting out a clear bubbly mucus. I had completely emptied my digestive tract.
After about 15 hours of this it finally subsided just in time for me to get on a plane. Like a zombie I packed and rode to the airport. 2 excruciating hours later I was on the plane. I sat down and quickly passed out.
I woke to the flight attendant asking if I wanted anything. I had heard yogurt was good for your gut so I ordered some, and an oj because my body told me I needed it. She came back, and that first sip of oj was the single most pleasurable non sexual experience of my life. I could feel the sugars and vitamins coursing through me.
I finished it and stared at the yogurt for a few minutes, hesitant. I finally decided to eat it, then quickly passed out again.
After an unknown amount of time I woke up with my gut telling my I needed to get to a bathroom. Luckily the plane’s toilet was free, I tore my pants off expecting to unleash unholy things on this poor toilet, but pushed out a surprisingly solidish feeling turd. Shocked, I leaned and looked down. The turd was pure white. That yogurt had passed through me nearly unchanged.
That was the weirdest most unexplainable shit I’ve ever witnessed.
Visiting a friend’s cousin in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere in the Florida everglades about 20 years ago. Three bright lights appeared in the sky, spaced well enough apart to be separate objects. They just hovered there for a while then disappeared.
Once found a perfectly intact large cheez puff in the middle of my living room floor. I lived alone and do not even like cheesy puffs. Nobody else had keys to my place other than the landlady.
Anyone considering Kamala and AOC fit for office
Riedel wine glasses. I watched a salesmen open a bottle of Kendall Jackson Chardonnay, pour equal amounts into one O’Charley’s basic bar wine glass and into the other a Riedel Chardonnay glass and I tasted both. Completely different wine from one glass to the other. It was like a fucking Magic trick.
Went to Aviation Challenge camp in middle school and slept in a little dorm room with about 6/7 other girls. We saw some writing on the wall that read “I died here, may I haunt you forever” so naturally we were shit talking the “ghost”. The next morning when we woke up, one girl’s nose was broken and another girl had blood on her hands. No clue what happened, and I’m a light sleeper.
I lived a partial lifetime in a dream recently. It was years long, I had a family and a different job and friends. And it was years long. I slept and woke up and dreamed and lived, and then I woke up years later here in this world.
No words to decently explain how it was. I just lived a life not in this reality. I miss home,
for context, we have specific family friends we’re relatively close with.
my family and i were going fishing, it was meant to be a trip just for us. in the car, i had a random feeling that those specific family friends would be there, don’t know why. we arrived at the site, and they were, in fact, there with another family we didn’t know! we spent the day together.
on the way home, my sister said “i kinda knew this would happen.” so did i! we both felt as if the family friends would be there for some reason, although there was no concrete evidence to back it up. everyone probably forgot by now, but it’s something i still think about sometimes.
In my country this brash, narcissistic and unqualified former reality TV star actually ran for president and WON.
As one might expect it was a total shit show. At least we learned our lesson and sure as hell won’t make that mistake again. That would lead to utter chaos.
I was at a guys townhouse and we started talking about his late mother died and was very sick in the house for a long time. Still had all her medication in the basement. This was a very old Beacon Hill place. The minute we started talking about her the TV turned on. It was one of the old TVs. Not digital. No remote. You’d have to physically go to the TV to turn it on. We were startled. Her spirit maybe?
Me and a Group of kids heard a voice calling for help in an empty cellar.
I was walking my dog about 6 years ago at night, in the sky was a flash and a streak of purple light. No other lights in the sky and it was a clear night.
I mean, I guess it’s explainable (kinda, though why it happens is still a scientific mystery) but I once saw ball lightning come out of my old black and white TV, float down the hall, hover there for about a minute, and then just disappear.
Trump as president.
This timeline sucks.
I was walking late at night with my ex through our neighbourhood when I was 17 or 18. We walked by a large two story house that had absolutely no lights on except for one in the kitchen/living room area on the bottom floor, which caught my eye because of the 6 or 7 figures I saw standing in a circle in that room through the window facing the street. They were perfectly still, all holding hands, and all wearing KKK robes with the headpiece and all. I would have thought I was seeing things if my ex wasn’t there to witness it. We got out of there QUICKLY.
Back around 2006ish, some friends and I went to a matinee movie in Jacksonville, FL. We come out of the movie into the super bright afternoon Florida sun, and there is a guy yelling for help who is chasing an ostrich around the parking lot.
We jump in and help him. He is trying to get this ostrich into the back of a van thing. We even got other people to help us.
The cops show up for some reason. I dunno, a bunch of people chasing an ostrich in a parking lot is unusual or something. The guy we were “helping” is nowhere to be found all of the sudden. At some point, a guy in a cow costume joined us, by the way.
Eventually, the ostrich is captured(by legit animal control) and taken away. We find out the van was just another patron at the movies who had no clue about anything and has just left his van unlocked.
The cops questioned us a bit, but we were clueless and had no answers, so we all just left eventually.
Where did the ostrich come from? I do not know. Why was the guy trying to put it in someone’s van? I do not know. Why does Tarzan not have a beard? I do not know.
trump and his cult of minions
I bought a jvc flat screen tv from Microcenter about 15 years ago. We moved states, and it came with us. It was in our front room. The TV in our backroom went out and had to be replaced. We went tv shopping and I found a jvc that matched the one in the front. Got a salesperson to grab one from the back. Here is the weird part. Once they left, I got light-headed and tunnel vision and almost passed out. Leaned against a shelf and collected myself. Around that time, the salesperson came out. He was bringing out an LG TV. I asked about. It was the same specs and price, and the salesperson thought it was the tv I asked for. No worries, I’ll take it. Get home, and while setting it up, i needed a cable from the other tv to test something. I say something along the lines of “I’m not sure it will work because of the different brands.” My wife says that the tv in the front is an LG and should be fine. I argued it was a jvc. Go to the front, and it’s an LG. Per my family, it has always been an LG.
The rise of fascism again. A mere 80-90 years after the last wave of fascism resulted in the deaths of many tens of millions.
Same rhetoric, same speeches, same hate, same fears being exploited and the same gullible sheep who clearly never read a history book.
It’s beyond understanding that we have to keep learning this same lesson the hard way.
In my old house there was a cat my entire family had recalled petting at night. However, our (only) cat was always visible from across the room when it happened.
My friend and I were at my house, just us, we were about 13, we decided to go to her house, few hours later my mom calls her house phone and asks why my bedroom door is locked, I explained that I obviously didn’t lock it because I’m not there and the key is still in the door, on the inside of the room. The door literally locked itself. My parents obviously thought I was playing games because they took my key away (I didn’t ever lock my door anyway so I didn’t care) til this day I have zero explanation
One day I was walking down the street and a car with a man driving and a lady in the passenger seat pulled up next to me to ask for directions. The curb was kinda high so I stepped down to lean into the car window and the woman in the passenger seat was just sitting their with no shirt and no bra on, big fake ole boobies just staring at me. I gave them directions back to the highway which was literally right behind them, they had to pass the signs to pull up and ask me for directions so I was really confused.
When I was about five years old I was at my grandma’s house and we were about to visit her friend who lived right behind my grandma’s apartment. I was walking right behind my grandma when I saw a huge wolf-like dog crossing our path. I immediately froze because I was incredibly fearful of dogs back then, My grandma kept trying to tug me, but I told her there was a dog in front of us. My granny kept trying to convince me that there was nothing there, but I insisted that there was. Eventually, the dog passed and I continued walking.
Later that night my grandma got a call that her nephew had passed. I was very close to him and was saddened by his passing. The next day we went back to my grandma’s friend’s house and she told her about the passing. The friend told my grandma that she had seen the dog hanging out on the back porch the night before and that it was an omen. She didn’t tell my grandmother because she didn’t want to spook her. Still not sure how or why I saw the dog, but yeah. I always think about that.
saw a dog turd reach up, like an arm flexing at me.
One of the earliest memories I have is from when I was really young (maybe 4 or 5 years old) and had a bizarre dream. I remember telling my mom that I dreamed we were at a toy store in the mall, and when it was time to pay for the toy I had picked, the cashier wanted my mom to pay using a chip that was supposed to be in her hand. If anyone here grew up in an evangelical household, you can probably imagine the scare my mom got when she heard that dream. The weirdest part is that I was way too young to have ever heard about the mark of the beast or anything like that
It’s not a thing I witness, but a thing I experience. So far, I’ve known three times when death was coming for someone I love. I can’t explain how I know. The feeling is hard to convey. It’s a certainty so absolute, I would swear the universe turned around that point.