DNC rigging the 2016 Democratic Primary and gloating about it during the GE will go down in history as one of the most impactful cases of displaced hubris in the history of humanity.
Had an acquaintance (not a friend, an acquaintance) who quite literally fucked around. Turns out he got two flings knocked up at the same time, and went into deep shit financially. Lost contact before the births.
2016 when Bernie voters stayed home and bitch “who cares clinton is the same as Trump” Now they are the ones you see bitching the most on twitter. Well you got what you wanted.
In the 50’s when China decided to kill as many sparrows as they could because they thought they were eating all the grain. Turns out that the sparrows were keeping the number of pests down and with out them in the food chain, they lost all the crops and caused a famine. Millions of people died.
Impatient day-drunk guy in his 50s starts yelling at teenagers lined up ahead of him for street food. Grabs a can of soda off the food cart and throws it like a baseball at one of their heads. Caught mid-air, it was thrown right back at him and the top of the can hit him square in the forehead. Semi-circular slice started pouring blood. The scar must be brutal.
Brave jeep driver cut off not one but TWO lanes of traffic, about 2 blocks from a police station, directly in front of county sheriff. Her expression as I drove past said she did not understand.
A friend of mine grew up in a rough place in Liverpool. He was used to threats and all that and he was pretty full of himself. He went out on Christmas, ran his mouth off at someone he shouldn’t and got a knife. In the skull.
Thankfully he lived without any major issues at all. Just a big scar to tell the girls about.
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Earth—4.54 billion years old, with mountains of data on how to keep it livable.
America—250 years into a fragile social contract built on balance.
Both only ask for the bare minimum: a little kindness and basic respect for each other and the planet.
Ignore that, and yeah… we’ll find out.
DNC rigging the 2016 Democratic Primary and gloating about it during the GE will go down in history as one of the most impactful cases of displaced hubris in the history of humanity.
Pied Piper strategy
Playing with electrical overheads or pylons
Voting for trump. We are currently at the beginning of find out and it’s horrifying.
Brexit
Some guy who worked for the company I work for and decided to take a $900/week draw off the company fuel card. Gotta ask “is it worth your job?”
Elon trying to be edgy for diesel burning trumpers when the people who buy his cars tend to be planet saving liberals
USA Election
Saw some dude lose his finger to a monkey by fake offering bread. Everyone told him to stop, but he fucked around long enough to find out. 🤷♂️
Anything the Democrats do
Had an acquaintance (not a friend, an acquaintance) who quite literally fucked around. Turns out he got two flings knocked up at the same time, and went into deep shit financially. Lost contact before the births.
The terrorists in Gaza. FOFO.
AMERICA
Me when I leave food unattended in front of my dog for 2 mins….
Nearly retired Republicans with 401ks voting for Trump.
I don’t know if I’d call it the worst, but my old boss has three kids that are the same age from three different mothers.
Right now? Probably this idiot.
https://thesarkariform.com/farmer-who-voted-for-trump-begs-him-to-end-trade-war-as-he-feels-the-pain/
Have you heard about the Darwin Awards?
2016 when Bernie voters stayed home and bitch “who cares clinton is the same as Trump” Now they are the ones you see bitching the most on twitter. Well you got what you wanted.
In the 50’s when China decided to kill as many sparrows as they could because they thought they were eating all the grain. Turns out that the sparrows were keeping the number of pests down and with out them in the food chain, they lost all the crops and caused a famine. Millions of people died.
meth
7 October 2023.
When a dude charged Kyle Rittenhouse with a skateboard
Impatient day-drunk guy in his 50s starts yelling at teenagers lined up ahead of him for street food. Grabs a can of soda off the food cart and throws it like a baseball at one of their heads. Caught mid-air, it was thrown right back at him and the top of the can hit him square in the forehead. Semi-circular slice started pouring blood. The scar must be brutal.
I decided to try heroin and cocaine thinking they couldn’t be THAT addictive right? Yeaaaah don’t turn out well
Saw a kid throwing stones at a flock of geese until the gander decided to get involved.
Geese are just barely restraining themselves at the best of times, and this gander was pissed off. Sure hope that kid learned his lesson.
Brave jeep driver cut off not one but TWO lanes of traffic, about 2 blocks from a police station, directly in front of county sheriff. Her expression as I drove past said she did not understand.
watching the johnny somali trial in korea. boy is just fucked
Rioters jumping a certain person and 2 of em getting shot.
I’ve seen someone chomp off a chunk of someone’s arm because they kept annoying them.
A classmate decided to start a small fire in a forest while on a class trip, “for fun”. During early summer.
He burnt down 20 acres of forest. He got expelled, nearly got arrested. I don’t think ever graduated high school since nobody would take him in.
Nurse here. DIY with no prior experience.
Didn’t see it happen but a kid in my primary school was playing with a chain saw, accidentally cut his thumb off.
Doctors removed his big toe to try and replace it.
Big toe was rejected and now he has no thumb or big toe.
A friend of mine grew up in a rough place in Liverpool. He was used to threats and all that and he was pretty full of himself. He went out on Christmas, ran his mouth off at someone he shouldn’t and got a knife. In the skull.
Thankfully he lived without any major issues at all. Just a big scar to tell the girls about.
No I completely did, and now they will.
We’re living it right now!
Johnny Ringo and Curly Bill trying to play for blood with Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday