What’s the worst lie an ex told you?

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What’s the worst lie an ex told you?

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  1. BearsGotKhalilMack Avatar

    “I never even talked to that guy, his friends just made up dumb crap to be mean.”

    Turns out she dated him for almost a year, before losing her shit one day and stabbing him with her keys. Glad I dumped her before it was time for my shanking.

  2. Spirited_Role_3862 Avatar
  3. Strange-Ad-2426 Avatar

    “I’m not judgmental” LMFAO

  4. shybabybooo Avatar

    She swore she was vegan. Caught her deep-throating a hot dog at a party.

  5. Vader60 Avatar

    That she would remain as single for as long as possible after we broke up.

  6. Obscurm1 Avatar

    “wait here, I’m gonna be back”
    Ex left me in her apartment, she went to work to pickup her paycheck. Hooked up with her boss and he took her to the casino 3 hour drive away.
    She claims she forgot I was even at her place. When she finally answered my calls I told her I couldn’t lock up her place as she didn’t give me a key.

    (She was on the 4th floor so I couldn’t just lock the door and go out a window)

  7. ImpermanentSelf Avatar

    “He is just a friend”

  8. Maleficent_Ad3944 Avatar

    We’re just friends 

  9. Sad_Bodybuilder_186 Avatar

    “He’s just a friend”

    If you have to emphasize he’s a friend, he isn’t just a friend. The fact that she and that online guy friend of hers met 2 days after we broke up and IMMEDIATELY got together as a couple said enough about her monkey branching and their emotional connection.

  10. Dear-Union-44 Avatar

    Don’t worry about him.

  11. klc81 Avatar

    She told me she was pregnant, and that it was mine.

    Then that she was pregnant and it wasn’t mine.

    Then that It was mine but she’d had a miscarriage.

    Then that it wasn’t mine and she’d had an obortion.

    Then that it was mine and that she’d had an abortion.

    Then that it was mine and she hadn’t had an abortion or a miscarriage.

    Then that she was never pregnant to begin with.

    That was a wild 90 minutes. Never actually found out which was true.

  12. AyahaushaAaronRodger Avatar

    “I haven’t been in a relationship for 2 years” on our first date. Couple months later found videos of her fingerbanging herself on a laptop and saying I love you baby, messages of her wanting to go to a different state to marry someone. Someone she never fucking met as well. All of this. A month before our first date

    Shockingly enough that wasn’t the only lie she told. And I stayed for another 5 years. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  13. ItchyWolf8043 Avatar

    “I don’t know him from a can of paint”

  14. Unusual_Kick2244 Avatar

    Not so much what he told me but what he didn’t. That he was a stripper and bisexual, and I later found out he stole and pawned all my gold jewelry while I was at work and never replaced it or said sorry. Also that he was wearing my clothes to strip out of, and that one business suit (it was the 80’s) that I’ll never have either replaced or want back.Ever.

  15. Danibear285 Avatar

    Spamming the subreddit

  16. tenderlittlenipples Avatar

    My ticket is booked I’ll meet you in Hanoi on Thursday..

  17. ekimlive Avatar

    That she was spending all her time with Tracy.

    Tracy happens to be a dude.

  18. BostonSamurai Avatar

    The standard he’s just a friend bullshit

  19. Therick333 Avatar

    “I love you the most”

  20. NeutralMind00 Avatar

    “That’s my gay friend”

  21. 2SpinningTriangles Avatar

    Its not what she said, but what she did. I didnt want more kids. Her son was old enough to where we weren’t woken up at the butt crack of dawn. We were financially stable. She seemed OK and on board with everything. Little did I know she had other plans. Our relationship began to go downhill. I was ready to leave. She was ready to do whatever to keep me.

    I used protection most of the time. There were occasions to where I was talked into not wearing a condom. The time that followed was the worst. When she got her period, a huge wave of relief flowed over my mind.

    The day finally came to when I was told she was pregnant. I had put off getting married because I didnt like the way she treated her son’s father. I wanted to be sure she was the one. I had my doubts and we moved out of state far from my family. Our fights continued and i made a few attempts to leave and move back home, now we were getting married.

    We bought our first house. It was the right size for a family of four. I remodeled every square inch of it. Inside and out. During this time I still insisted on using protection and there were times she was again very convincing that it was okay we didnt from time to time. Im talking once every few months. It wasnt long after the home was finished that I was hit again with “im pregnant”

    We put the house up for sale and ended up getting more than the asking price. Bought our second home. It was a foreclosure that needed work but fit the budget. I was young and didnt mind starting a new huge project. As we were loading up the last bit of our belongings, I did one final sweep of the house.

    I was checking everything. Tops of cabinets, closet shelves and bath vanities. Our room was the last of the home to check. I opened the vanity doors and drawers. Went to close the drawers and something kept the bottom one from closing. I pulled the drawer and found ovulation tests.

    Even though we both agreed one then two kids were enough, she was determined for a third. She was determined to get pregnant, be married and always wanted three kids. I didnt say anything. I kept this bit of information up until the day I filed for divorce.

  22. Ebenezer-F Avatar

    I didn’t do it.

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  23. justaheatattack Avatar

    “it’s yours”

  24. BigBadBootyDaddy10 Avatar

    Her: I hate drama.

    Also her: That’s not how you fold towels.

  25. MidniteOG Avatar
  26. great_nathanian Avatar

    She loved me and only wanted to be with me, and that she cared about me.

    But her actions showed that she used me to graduate from high school. She proved herself to be a cheater, a racist, and manipulative. When my dad died. She never showed up to the funeral and never showed me any comfort or affection.

    “Don’t cry” and “It happened, now get over it because I’m tired of it.” Is what I got and gaslit.

    We’ve been broken up for four years, and I’ve improved so much of my life. I wasn’t perfect, but I’ve become better. I’ve lost 87 pounds, became healthier emotionally, physically, spiritually, and mentally. I’ve graduated from college at 21, and I’m in university again at 24.

    I also became aware of how I was toxic in the relationship and worked hard to change those behaviors. So I can be better for myself, and be better for my next girlfriend.

    As bad as that relationship was, I wouldn’t change it and looking back, I’m glad it happened. It taught me what I didn’t want, who I want to be. Along with valuable lessons.

  27. ElahaSanctaSedes777 Avatar

    “Yes honey your man tiddies are very well nippled”

  28. Tokogogoloshe Avatar

    “They’re just platonic friends.”

    Yeah, I walked in on her platonic friends and her having a little threesome.

  29. AGWorking24 Avatar

    “I’m on birth control”

  30. Pasemcee Avatar

    ” look at him! You have nothing to worry about”

  31. _rayyyan__ Avatar

    he is just a friend

  32. HusKimbo Avatar

    She lied about apologizing for accusing me of incest with my mother. Couldnt tell me when she did it or what she said but she swore to god she did.

  33. No-Rice-8689 Avatar

    That she was pregnant. When she showed me the damn ultrasound the date was 9-13-2005…..it was 7-23-2009. She had a 3 year old. I didn’t buy it.

  34. KING_K999 Avatar

    I wont leave you ever