When you hear your mom say, Wait, is the door locked? followed by your dad saying, ‘It’s fine, they’re asleep.Buddy, I was never more awake in my life.
I don’t know about noises but one time my parents stayed over and after they left I went to clean the room, take the sheets off etc. Then I saw it. A pillow, wedged between the wall and the headboard.
I stayed at my childhood home in Kingston, Ontario while home this past Easter. My sister, her husband, their 3 adult kids, my gf and I were watching a movie in the den on the Saturday night. The house was quiet and then we hear it
“Hurry HARD!!!!! HARDER!!! SWEEEEEEP! HARDER!!!” It was my mum screaming.
Mum and dad were in their room watching the Ontario curling 🥌 bonspiel.
We all looked at each other, speechless and then broke out laughing. I haven’t laughed that hard in years. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they scream that the toilet is backed up in their room. That means they’re going to have to come and start using ours until Dad gets himself together to fix it. They always use your stuff or just outright take it, leave towels on the floor, it’s insane but I guess the tables have turned, used to be me they used to tell to pick up the towels.
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Gun shots
Yelling only broken by a muted thud and then crying.
moms vibrator D:
Screaming your full name
“Choke me harder daddy!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iw7eLC90g8
HAWWWWWWWWYYEAH 😫
Baby don’t hurt me…
Snoring
“ ram it in my ass Randal “
Personally its banging of cupboards, and seeing hand and tit prints the next morning
The heaving coughs of my 15 year old dog
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clapping
Mac & Cheese
Hawk tua?
“Jimmy, come in here. And lock the door behind you. And don’t ever tell anyone about what we’re doing.”
(I’m Jimmy.)
Eee Er
Eee Er
Eee Er
Eee Er
EeeEr
EeeEr
EeeEr
EeeEr
UUUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Snooooooooor
Snoooor
Siiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhh
Silence.
Them talking about the socks I’m getting for my birthday instead of the Xbox I asked for😭
Anything. They have both been gone for a while now so any sounds would scare the crap out of me.
A fight followed by a gunshot/stabbing
Applause
Dynamite
Butt-Clappin’
suction cups
“Oh God I’m Coming!”
…and my Dad’s not home.
Sound of slapping
My mom playing my electric football game at all hours of the night!
” Deeper baby! Shove it in!” – Dad’s voice.
“Call 911!”
Your brother cumming
Who’s that in there with wife.
Come to Butthead
A gunshot.
Sex sounds
Dad mumbling…”take it all bitch”
Chainsaw
GO AHEAD. KILL ME. I DARE YOU
I think Forest Gump’s mom scarred me more than my own.
Squishy macaroni noises.
Dad’s snoring. He could sound like a moose in heat.
My mother’s ventilator when she was dying of breast and lung cancer
Dad saying that he just shit the bed, and mom saying that if he would’ve used a smaller butt plug, he wouldn’t be so spread open like that!
Farts combined with vomiting and then moans
Stop unlocking my repressed childhood memories
Silence and emptiness because they’re no longer there.
“Love me long time!”
Gun shots.
Them making fun of u
“Huston we have a problem…. son bring me the olive oil.”
The sound of mac and cheese being made.
Dad crying mom laughing
Your Dad having sex with a child
My mom’s back going out and her crying for help when I was a teenager. Dad was at work and was not the cause lol. Sounded like a wounded deer.
When you hear your mom say, Wait, is the door locked? followed by your dad saying, ‘It’s fine, they’re asleep.Buddy, I was never more awake in my life.
The worst?!
Either one gunshot followed by a short silence and then another gunshot
or
“WAKE UP NAME OF PARENT, PLEASE WAKE UP!”
The crack pipe percolating right before my dad makes love with my mom because he can’t do it sober
Yelling about how they hate each other.
Kali ma!
What sounds like someone stirring up a big heaping dish of warm macaroni and cheese.
Slurping.
Mac and cheese being stirred.
Fox News alert jingle
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Your dad saying pull my hair I’m a saucy wench
EeeeEEEee
OooooOOOOoO
Ughhgh
Grahhhhh
AaaaaaaaAAAIE
“You can’t get it out? Do we have to go to the ER?”
My parents luckily aren’t freaky, so snoring ig
“didn’t you learn from the first kid you made?”
“Put it back in”- your dad
Domestiv violence
Jason Voorhees ripping your dad in half while your mother screams in terror
Chainsaw?
Clapping noises. Sometimes they get really fast, like 2 claps per second fast.
When there is silence.
I don’t know about noises but one time my parents stayed over and after they left I went to clean the room, take the sheets off etc. Then I saw it. A pillow, wedged between the wall and the headboard.
squeaking
Defibrillator (AED)
The lambs…
C.Starling
“UUUUUGGGGHHHHH! KEEP IT COMING!”
Ask my kids after last night.
the roar of a T Rex
That new Morgan Wallen track
Swamp ass sounds
Fuck knows mate my dad stop loving my mum before I was born
Your dad moaning your name as he’s says he’s cumming from being fucked in the ass by your mom
santa handing them the presents to hide in their closet. what is life even at that point?
I am traumatized by hearing moaning in the middle of the night from across the house…
Gun shots, other sort of violence, screaming (horror/pain), crying… I’d think.
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I stayed at my childhood home in Kingston, Ontario while home this past Easter. My sister, her husband, their 3 adult kids, my gf and I were watching a movie in the den on the Saturday night. The house was quiet and then we hear it
“Hurry HARD!!!!! HARDER!!! SWEEEEEEP! HARDER!!!” It was my mum screaming.
Mum and dad were in their room watching the Ontario curling 🥌 bonspiel.
We all looked at each other, speechless and then broke out laughing. I haven’t laughed that hard in years. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Headboard hitting the wall. And what sounded like to bears fighting😭
Chainsaw running through the night…
Aaaawwhhhh…Donald Trump 🤣❤️💙
My mom pleading with my dad to please give her another chance and stay together, after he got caught cheating on her. She blamed herself.
When they scream that the toilet is backed up in their room. That means they’re going to have to come and start using ours until Dad gets himself together to fix it. They always use your stuff or just outright take it, leave towels on the floor, it’s insane but I guess the tables have turned, used to be me they used to tell to pick up the towels.
Everyone having fun watching a movie without you 😭
Yelling, screaming, crying, and things breaking