What’s the worst thing you can hear in bed?

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In my opinion, it’s “Yours is perfect, the big ones hurt”

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  2. Iama_Kokiri_AMA Avatar

    The alarm clock

  3. Rollin_Soul_O Avatar

    “Yours is the nicest of all your friends.”

  4. Rulerdogma Avatar
  5. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    Hurry up / are you done yet.

  6. Rambos_Magnum_Dong Avatar

    My damn phone ringing because the volume was magically turned up

  7. Bullmoose-Jackson Avatar
  8. Imperium-052 Avatar

    Neighbour Jeff cheering us on

  9. imaDapperDanman654 Avatar

    You’re better than my cousin, then I’ll run like forest gump.

  10. Witchmother- Avatar

    Put it in…! when you already did like 10 seconds ago.

  11. Burned-Shoulder Avatar

    Not tonight honey, every night

  12. Dismal_Hedgehog9616 Avatar

    Move to the left a little I can’t see the TV it’s my favorite Sanford and Sons rerun.

  13. hatred-shapped Avatar

    Oh my God! It feels soooooo much better when you pick the scabs off beforehand.

  14. Sustainable_Twat Avatar

    “I bought some toys!”

    “Nice! I like a naughty girl’”

    “…. Wait, why do you have a strap on?”

  15. Lucifer7579 Avatar

    “his was bigger”

  16. Efficient-Log8009 Avatar

    For me is if she brings up any ex lovers. Kills the vibe right away.

  17. lime-enthusiast Avatar

    “This is the best 17th birthday ever”

  18. SewerSlidalThot Avatar

    “I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS.”