As soon the bell would ring and you need to switch classes
I thought it was just me, But I brought it up to a few buddies a couple months ago and they said the same thing.. national anthems about comes on and we need to stand up? Instantly bricked up.
Same with walking down the hallways, holding your binder or bag in front of you with two hands.. I remember seeing many people doing the same, but thought it was just comfortable, not cuz mfs were experiencing the same thing 😭
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Right when I’m trying to get to sleep
Getting hard during a physical exam
Church
I’m prison
Funeral
All day when she not here
7:30
Dropping the kids off at carpool
At grandmas house
Church…
Funeral…
Kids Party…
Family Reunion / Party ( with people outside family )…
Semetery…
Public Park during daytime…
Public Park with people…
🤔🤔🤔
Did i forget something?
While on the loo
At the gym, in my case when my “friend” wakes up, it is very noticeable in the gym clothes
Leaving boyfriends house after we just had sex
Grandma’s funeral
At a funeral
On the dance floor
Any public places
On a airplane
Kindergarten
In front of children
In the middle of the night when you know your partner needs to get up early
As the doctor walks in to perform your vasectomy.
Someone said 7:30 am, and I’m like that’s the best time. Start your day off right.
Doctors appointment for hernia in my ball sack.
2:30 pm
After meeting your new cell mate.
In the comments of an AskReddit thread
Funeral
Funeral
Job interview
I’d have to say, probably after an enlargement surgery.
During a vasectomy.
I would say gym. Especially if you are wearing a grey jogger.
At a public pool.
True story,
I got an erection at aushwitz.
prostate checkup?
At work
The funeral
When the teacher needs someone to solve a problem on the whiteboard.
At school man 😔
While driving
Funeral eulogy. Especially when i don’t have a podium thing
Right after your partner finishes.
During a presentation at work
At a family gathering with your partner’s parents
1:37pm
Deposition with the SEC
start of a multi month deployment in the Navy.
Family dinner I had to stand up to say the prayer… my gf was sitting next to me and she was playing. Horrible night for your boy
In your office when you are presenting a quarterly report and there’s just about 14 men and you in the conference room
The dentist
WORK.
The family reunion
Gym class grade 9. Good thing we were playing baseball.
I once got a hard on while a doctor was giving me a physical. I mean, she was hot, but it was still awkward 😂
During exam
Well, if experience is any guide, it would just when your wife has finished getting all dolled up for the event you’re both already late for.
When you can’t take care of it
When you were a kid, and the teacher calls you up to solve a math problem on the board in front of the class…
Boys, if you’re here wondering about this, FLEX YOUR CALVES and the boner will go away
The only right answer is Never – it was trick question 🤣🤣
Wrestling in high school. I’ve seen it
Performance review meeting with your boss.
Haven’t been horny in a long time 😂 it’s kinda nice actually.
Hostage situation
During CIA interrogations
The national anthem at school
As soon the bell would ring and you need to switch classes
I thought it was just me, But I brought it up to a few buddies a couple months ago and they said the same thing.. national anthems about comes on and we need to stand up? Instantly bricked up.
Same with walking down the hallways, holding your binder or bag in front of you with two hands.. I remember seeing many people doing the same, but thought it was just comfortable, not cuz mfs were experiencing the same thing 😭
At work.
As a mall Santa.
In county lockup.
While getting a colonoscopy.
In the morning when you have to leave for work.
Your wife giving birth.
At a busy urinal
Family reunion