What’s your equivalent of ‘girl math’?

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What’s your equivalent of ‘girl math’?

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  1. ElegantMankey Avatar

    If I can bench 5 reps with 120kg. My 1rm should be 600kg.

    If I have 11 hours at work today, but 6 are on meetings, 1 at lunch, 1 at talking to coworkers, I only have 3 hours of work today so its a short day.

  2. TheKilmerman Avatar

    Steiner math.

    The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster!

  3. Matseye1r Avatar

    It will get done. Just not when you want it to be done.

  4. jcsizzle1090 Avatar

    With the bros: “Just one more beer”, “Just one more game”. One more =/= 1

  5. Competitive_Side6301 Avatar

    In the gym the number scale starts at 45

  6. Sustainable_Twat Avatar

    Every issue that requires my attention can be solved with the below formula in whereby n is the amount of fucks I have to give

    (D−n)×B=0

  7. Thiscantbemyceiling Avatar

    I keep saying my future self will be able to handle any problem I create today.

    He can not.

  8. Traveshamockery27 Avatar

    I’ll do it in a minute.

    Or Steiner math, that’s GOATed

  9. RulesBeDamned Avatar

    I can do an hour of working out with weights, but I need half an hour of cardio, plus a half hour at home to hype myself up, and the 15 minutes to walk there, another 15 to walk back, meaning I need 3 hours for workouts

  10. SansGray Avatar

    “Alright, I’m only going to read until 11 then I’m gonna go to bed for sure, big day tomorrow”

    11:05

    “Well I missed that 11 pm deadline, but at midnight, I am 100% no questions, going to bed”

    12:03

    “Oof, missed it by thaaaat much. Now at 1am…..”

    Repeat until the book is either done or I can’t keep my eyes focused on the page anymore

  11. drdildamesh Avatar

    My wife asked me if she could use one credit card to pay the other.

  12. good_testing_bad Avatar

    I can do this in one go. I have all the knowledge, materials and time. 2 hours and this will all be done. (3 trips to the store, 2 days, and 6 youtube videos later)

  13. iflylikeaturtle Avatar

    “Yea I’ll take care of that right now!”

    Right now for me is + or – 24 hours. Pisses people off sometimes lol

  14. Happy_Brain2600 Avatar

    I can’t justify $400 on a watch or $300 on colognes for myself, but I can justify $200 on a watch for my mom and $150 on perfume for my MIL for mothers day. Boy math

  15. theMuffinHQ Avatar

    Oven 200 °C 30 minutes

    = Microwave 1000 watts 5 minutes

    (results may vary)

  16. Artagant Avatar

    Gamer math. Yeah, this game is 15$ per month, but I’ll save money by staying home all the time.

  17. iltfswc Avatar

    When i recently became single I basically saw it as getting a raise since i would pay for 90% of activities

  18. POGtastic Avatar

    The entirety of N+1 hobbies where you can always justify buying another bike / gun / woodworking tool / guitar / effect pedal.

  19. rollercostarican Avatar

    No matter how much shopping you did, it will only require 1 trip.

  20. AleksandrNevsky Avatar

    Ok, I’ll bite, what is “girl math?”

  21. Butter_the_Toast Avatar

    A couple of beers could be anything between 2 and 20

  22. thecountnotthesaint Avatar

    Well, I could pay someone 200 to do it, or I could spend 195 on new tools, and get it done in three months. So, I’m really saving us money.

  23. yellow-snowslide Avatar

    buying a 1000€ worth of tools to make sometinng that i can buy for 50€ of ebay is absolutley worth it

  24. Raining_Hope Avatar

    What is girl math?

  25. BigDirkDastardly Avatar

    A whole bunch of you know what your “guy math” is. And no, that’s not really 6″.

  26. Legitimate-Log-6542 Avatar

    Live with a significant other for free, eat for free, make good money, somehow always broke

  27. -Blixx- Avatar

    I don’t need to have the latest iPhone because of cost, but I don’t blink at getting it for my kid .

    is that the kind of thing you’re looking for?

  28. AskDerpyCat Avatar

    The light tug on a fastened object before saying “yep. That ain’t going nowhere”

  29. chiksahlube Avatar

    I don’t wanna spend $50 on an expensive trading card. So I’ll spend $60 on packs, not get the card, cave and eventually buy it anyways…

    Nerd Math.

  30. PETTYAFYO Avatar

    Chores/sex math!

  31. Free_Wrangler_7532 Avatar

    I need an explanation on what that even is

  32. Hazmat_Human Avatar

    If i take the longer and faster route. I get their faster compared with going through residential.

  33. cbrewdrummer Avatar

    An item is worth the price if I’m going to use it for a greater amount of time than it would take me to make the money to buy it.

    Example: if I make $30/hr and an item costs $300, it is worth it if I get a minimum of 10 hours of enjoyment out of it. As a musician, this concept has validated many expensive purchases.

  34. Lakekun Avatar

    I’m 6 foot tall (when i’m using sneakers).

  35. TillPsychological351 Avatar

    Consistently loses money at gambling and is always broke, but claims he “has a system”.

  36. winotaurs Avatar

    “No instructions needed”

  37. Yf-vax Avatar

    Car guy math. Since I’m already replacing this part might as well replace this other part that is still serviceable will only be accessible on this rare occasion

  38. CringeDaddy-69 Avatar

    I know where my shoes are. They are under my desk.

    I know where my laptop is, it’s under my bed.

    I know where my keys are, they are beneath that hat.

    I’m organized.

  39. TheBooneyBunes Avatar

    Your as in men’s?

    I’ve never seen sunk cost fallacy outside of the world wars so bad as men trying to fix up the beater in the driveway ‘it’ll cost less than the mechanic I swear!’

  40. ReigningHeart Avatar

    My husband’s is “just one more game.”

  41. TheDukeofArgyll Avatar

    Getting frustrated and saying “We’ll figure it out later” then when “later” comes it’s twice as hard to solve the issue.

  42. Homely_Bonfire Avatar

    Crypto bro logic – “buy the dip”.

    Sure how about some analysis based on reality?

  43. LifeExit4353 Avatar

    The number of motorcycles I should own is worked out using the equation n+1, where n equals the number of motorcycles I currently own.

    Also, if I die, don’t let my wife sell my motorcycles for the prices I told her I paid for them.

  44. bigtec1993 Avatar

    “Oh wow these games are on sale, okay I guess I can spend the 60 anyway, but then I’ll have 3 games to play!”

    proceeds to focus on the one and forget the other 2

    I have so many games on my steam account that I haven’t seriously even given a chance to yet because I keep doing this to myself.

  45. Pope_JohnPaw Avatar

    Cut twice, eyeball once.

  46. OkGuard8474 Avatar

    2×4 is 1-1/2″ x 3-1/2″

  47. Accurate-Barracuda20 Avatar

    Entertainment prices are calculated hourly. So video games tend to be way cheaper than everything else

  48. Jcoat7 Avatar

    I dont usually carry a lot of cash, so things bought in cash are free because the bank account number dosnt go down.

  49. No_Salad_68 Avatar

    Same logic but for fishing gear, not shoes.

  50. FunkU247365 Avatar

    The crazy/ hot matrix….

  51. onewi Avatar

    Actual math.

  52. SimplySeano Avatar

    Yvette Young with a guitar

  53. Tuxedo_Bill Avatar

    Buying the buy 2 get 1 snacks because it saves money and I don’t have to buy them next time. Then I eat all three packs in the same amount of time and still buy them the next week.

  54. Impressive-Vast-9821 Avatar

    I step off distances. Figuring 3 ft per step.

  55. guppyhunter7777 Avatar

    The only answer is chicken math. and no I don’t have time to explain it. I have to go build a pin for an ostrich.

  56. possiblytheOP Avatar

    A 5k is just 5 laps of my local park

  57. Ok_Butterscotch_4738 Avatar

    In Sweden we have an expression called “guy guessing” (killgissa), basically means you answer a question confidently without actually knowing if you’re telling the truth.

  58. Bludandy Avatar

    Right now, it’s: “I had better buy all of the shit I want or need before the tariffs make them cost 25-100% more”. So I can justify spending because the future costs will be unfathomable.

  59. thesermyfingergunz Avatar

    Pokemon cards don’t count.

  60. AtomicMonkeyTheFirst Avatar

    Pay with your phone -> dont see the price -> didn’t cost any money.

  61. jstmehr4u3 Avatar

    I bowl in tournaments. They have side pots and brackets that cost $5 each. I lay down $230. At the end of the day I “won” $65 and go home happy.

  62. kevintheradioguy Avatar

    What’s a girl math? Since when math has a gender?

  63. EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Avatar

    “I need to leave in 30 minutes, and a match from this video game is only 25 minutes, therefore I have time for one.” makes sense, right ?

    except it’s completely missing how much time all the little in-between steps take, like turning on the computer, finding a match, character select screen, then putting on my socks, getting my phone etc I end I end up like 20 minutes late