What’s your favourite and least favourite thing about being a guy?

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My favourite is the energy between guys, like being able to become friends with almost every guy you talk to.

And my least favourite is having random boners, especially when standing and everyone can see it.

Comments

  1. Wigglett Avatar

    Favorite: being me :p

    Least: being me 🙁

  2. Grouchy_Control_2871 Avatar

    Favorite thing might be not having periods every month. Least favorite is higher libido, especially as a perpetual single.

  3. -BOOST- Avatar

    Favorite thing is probably being strong.

    Least favorite is probably having big balls that stick to my leg.

  4. Burrito_Bandit180 Avatar

    Favorite is testosterone

    Least favorite is testosterone

    It is a dick of a hormone sometimes

  5. Shaundrae Avatar

    Favorite is the dick. Least favorite is the balls. But they’re a necessary evil for the dick.

  6. Slow_Principle_7079 Avatar

    I like being physiologically a man. I would say the higher expectations in certain areas of my life that I have on account of my gender are my least favorite.

  7. DragonflyScared813 Avatar

    One of my favorite things: Subtle non verbal communication. Example: the other day I exchanged the brief, almost imperceptible “hello nod ” with a friend’s husband (who is actually from another country, so I guess it’s a guy thing around the world?) whom I’ve met on a few occasions. No shade on her, but being a girl, my friend said “(Dragonfly), you remember Paul my husband…” and we both looked and said, yes we’d already said hello. She seemed confused about the whole thing, lol. Least favorite: ear and nose hair lol.

  8. umlaute Avatar

    Favourite is not having a period.    

    My least favourite are societal expectations and assumptions. 

  9. unstereotyped Avatar

    Favorite: Something we take for granted is a general feeling of safety such as walking around at night or riding an elevator alone. That’s something I don’t think women feel.

    Least favorite: When the waitress gives you the check, even though the friend you are eating with is strictly platonic.

  10. stangAce20 Avatar

    Favorite – Not having to use a public restroom if I need to urinate.

    Least favorite – society, expecting us to allow toxic/abusive women to treat us like shit, and never complain or fight back because “they’re women”

  11. StitchLovesRonaldo Avatar

    Favorite is my detachable wiener
    Least favorite is losing my detachable wiener

  12. AnonymousResponder00 Avatar

    Being able to pee outside. And the societal pressures to “be a man.”

  13. muramx Avatar

    Best: How guys are pretty chill with each other and we can act like we are good friends right when we meet. Banter is a form of friendship. I find women that act like “one of the guys” dont have many female friends…

    Worst: The way feminism has changed what it means to be a man. No longer can a guy be polite just because. There has to be some ultior motive and its obvious by opening a door they are trying g to get laid. They come up with terms like “Toxic masculinity” because they cant understand that being a pos has nothing to do with being masculine, but the lump it all together.

  14. gereis Avatar

    Wearing the same clothes over and over. Same style boots, denim, and leather jackets for the past 20 years and no one says shit. I bought a black suit for my sisters wedding and I wear it whenever I can wore it to my paw paws 70th wedding anniversary. Me and him were the only ones in suits.

  15. DogAlienInvisibleMan Avatar

    I dunno about least favorite, but my favorite are definitely the patriarchy meetings. Something about discussing how best to subjugate women with my fellow men just fills me with a sense of brotherhood and camaraderie.

  16. Ok-Amount-3138 Avatar

    Favorite: pee in the bathroom sink

    Worst: No unconditional love

  17. imthebest1991 Avatar

    My least favorite is being stereotyped as a smelly failure due to being single. Most favorite is no periods

  18. Bearcat-2800 Avatar

    Favourite – being largely invisible (in my 50s)

    Least favourite – being largely invisible (pre 50s)

  19. RickenHofner Avatar

    Favorite: easy to build muscle, more strenght, just guys being dudes -things (with other men)

    Least favorite: horny all the time, troubles with emotional connection with other men and trouble to get date with women

  20. gummi-far Avatar

    Favorite: Not having to give birth
    Least favorite: Dating

  21. Agitated_Canary4163 Avatar

    favourite: my dick
    least: my balls