When you get a dick tattoo, do they tattoo it when you’re hard or soft?

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My reasoning is that when you’re hard, your skin stretches, so wouldn’t a soft tattoo look weird when hard?

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  1. DrDonTango Avatar

    dick goes hard when getting tattooed anyway

  2. Fringe-Farmer Avatar

    Valid question. Also could you get like an accordion tattoo or something that grows/unfolds with it.

  3. nlrockstar1984 Avatar

    I had to be hard or else I could get my full initials.

  4. Goldf_sh4 Avatar

    Depends how turned on you get by needles.

  5. BFR5er Avatar

    Don’t do that.

  6. throwrameloveyoulong Avatar

    It all depends on the artist. Some like soft surfaces and others like hard. You’ll know right away by how they handle your balls and gaze into your eyes. Just no premature…really gunks up the gun. On a side note, probably shouldn’t tell your mother, or friends, maybe not even Jesus….anyone who sits down and pays a guy to rub his cock for a few hours admiring a picture on it might just be a little….ya know…

  7. Holiday_Guess3702 Avatar

    I had the preamble written on mine.

  8. betteroffrich Avatar

    What about when they remove it? They’ll need to get it hard so they don’t miss anything. HAR!

  9. DrVL2 Avatar

    When I was doing intake physicals in a juvenile Hall in a good size city, I got to see some penis tattoos. Generally, you can tell what they were. If I asked the guy what it said, they would stretch the skin to show me. So I’m guessing that they went on hard.

  10. Zydruer Avatar

    I can’t remember who wrote it but I swear I read an article about a guy who tattooed his dick and the artist wrapped it around a rolling pin.

    Edit: Article about the rolling pin some NSFW images so look at your discretion

  11. MartyRocket Avatar

    People get their penises tattoo’d?

  12. ckhk3 Avatar

    I had to a google search, extremely interesting designs.

  13. Kriskao Avatar

    Do dick tattoos really exist?

  14. Brief-Pair6391 Avatar

    Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day, Wendy

  15. chrispygene Avatar

    I want a tattoo of a really big penis on my small penis

  16. Bathroomabuser Avatar

    Either way id imagine getting a tatto there is very hard

  17. eatsleepdive Avatar

    They’re going to regret it when they have to interview for a real job someday.

  18. rking_1_1 Avatar

    Welcome aboard?

  19. River1901 Avatar

    Can’t find it but I swear there was a guy ID’d because he had Limber Timber tattooed on his.

  20. upickleweasel Avatar

    The pic I’m the blue cowboy boots is taking me out 😂

  21. ahairycat-astrophe Avatar

    soft. it helps to use something like a wrapped pop can to bend and stretch it over while tattooing.

  22. Sufficient_Army1374 Avatar

    Soft and they have to stretch it out and like mash it around to get clean lines.

  23. dnm8686 Avatar

    A tattoo artist acquaintance once told me that he tattooed a spider web on the tip of his dick. He said he had to do it in multiple sessions cuz he’d have to ‘trick’ his dick into getting hard, but it wouldn’t last long. He asked me if I wanted to see it, and curiosity got the best of me, so I said yes. There was indeed a spiderweb tattooed on the tip of his dick.

  24. Sunnothere Avatar

    Apparently tattoing Annaconda is the go. Do I have to explain what it says when limp?

  25. Acceptable_You_1199 Avatar

    I got “USMC” tattooed on mine. When it gets hard it says “United States Marine Corps”😏

  26. noots-to-you Avatar

    The joke I heard as a kid ended with “Wendy? Nah, it says ‘welcome to Jamaica have a nice day “. But if you want to go get one and report back, plenty of people will read about it.

  27. seapeavee Avatar

    Alot of good jokes here but I was actually curious to find the answer. Please tag me if somebody actually answers.

  28. wadejohn Avatar

    It depends on if the tattoo artist is your type or not

  29. why666ofcourse Avatar

    Both sound terrifying

  30. Specific-Quiet-8973 Avatar

    I dated a guy that had "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his penis
    I never asked that question (that your asking) but I assume he got it hard/semi hard

  31. pezdspencer1974 Avatar

    Hard I’m pretty sure. A friend of mine had one that says scum love

  32. Uh-Usernames Avatar

    Why—,,, the fuck—..?

    Why would anyone get their—,,,

    WHY??

  33. Joooohah Avatar

    Tattoos go by square cm, so cheaper when soft.

  34. SprocketFFXI Avatar

    Dickbutt tattoo! It gets bigger the same time you do!

  35. Ill_Mousse_4240 Avatar

    Depends on how the artist looks

  36. mimik_128 Avatar

    They stretch it over something. Example would be a book wrapped in cling wrap

  37. AirExtensions Avatar

    Haha never thought It’d retell this tale but I knew a tattoo artist who went by Speedy; he was bald with a long white beard, tattooed from HEAD to TOE and I mean he was COVERED. HA, so in the telling of the story about how he’s covered from head to toe, he mentions that YEAH – hahah he WAS HARD for his d*** tat because he was gonna get a tape measure tattooed. He described it as pretty painful. He mentioned how his brother was literally having to bend his pp to stretch out the skin if it wasn’t hard, so hard was the only way he coulda done it.

    Anyways he said he popped a few viagra which obviously made it more painful cause of all the blood..If I remember correctly, he ended up saying eff it and never finished it.

  38. SnooHobbies7109 Avatar

    Now, I’m not a person with a penis so I can’t really speak on it, but just imagining it, I can’t imagine it would be possible to stay aroused very long while being tattooed? Am I crazy?

  39. NoName23552 Avatar

    Hi! Tattoo artist here. Stretched and wrapped around a pop can or something round. Hope this helps