It all depends on the artist. Some like soft surfaces and others like hard. You’ll know right away by how they handle your balls and gaze into your eyes. Just no premature…really gunks up the gun. On a side note, probably shouldn’t tell your mother, or friends, maybe not even Jesus….anyone who sits down and pays a guy to rub his cock for a few hours admiring a picture on it might just be a little….ya know…
When I was doing intake physicals in a juvenile Hall in a good size city, I got to see some penis tattoos. Generally, you can tell what they were. If I asked the guy what it said, they would stretch the skin to show me. So I’m guessing that they went on hard.
A tattoo artist acquaintance once told me that he tattooed a spider web on the tip of his dick. He said he had to do it in multiple sessions cuz he’d have to ‘trick’ his dick into getting hard, but it wouldn’t last long. He asked me if I wanted to see it, and curiosity got the best of me, so I said yes. There was indeed a spiderweb tattooed on the tip of his dick.
The joke I heard as a kid ended with “Wendy? Nah, it says ‘welcome to Jamaica have a nice day “. But if you want to go get one and report back, plenty of people will read about it.
I dated a guy that had "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his penis
I never asked that question (that your asking) but I assume he got it hard/semi hard
Haha never thought It’d retell this tale but I knew a tattoo artist who went by Speedy; he was bald with a long white beard, tattooed from HEAD to TOE and I mean he was COVERED. HA, so in the telling of the story about how he’s covered from head to toe, he mentions that YEAH – hahah he WAS HARD for his d*** tat because he was gonna get a tape measure tattooed. He described it as pretty painful. He mentioned how his brother was literally having to bend his pp to stretch out the skin if it wasn’t hard, so hard was the only way he coulda done it.
Anyways he said he popped a few viagra which obviously made it more painful cause of all the blood..If I remember correctly, he ended up saying eff it and never finished it.
Now, I’m not a person with a penis so I can’t really speak on it, but just imagining it, I can’t imagine it would be possible to stay aroused very long while being tattooed? Am I crazy?
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dick goes hard when getting tattooed anyway
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Valid question. Also could you get like an accordion tattoo or something that grows/unfolds with it.
I had to be hard or else I could get my full initials.
Yes
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Depends how turned on you get by needles.
Don’t do that.
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It all depends on the artist. Some like soft surfaces and others like hard. You’ll know right away by how they handle your balls and gaze into your eyes. Just no premature…really gunks up the gun. On a side note, probably shouldn’t tell your mother, or friends, maybe not even Jesus….anyone who sits down and pays a guy to rub his cock for a few hours admiring a picture on it might just be a little….ya know…
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I had the preamble written on mine.
What about when they remove it? They’ll need to get it hard so they don’t miss anything. HAR!
When I was doing intake physicals in a juvenile Hall in a good size city, I got to see some penis tattoos. Generally, you can tell what they were. If I asked the guy what it said, they would stretch the skin to show me. So I’m guessing that they went on hard.
I can’t remember who wrote it but I swear I read an article about a guy who tattooed his dick and the artist wrapped it around a rolling pin.
Edit: Article about the rolling pin some NSFW images so look at your discretion
People get their penises tattoo’d?
I had to a google search, extremely interesting designs.
Do dick tattoos really exist?
No clue
Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day, Wendy
I want a tattoo of a really big penis on my small penis
Either way id imagine getting a tatto there is very hard
They’re going to regret it when they have to interview for a real job someday.
Welcome aboard?
Can’t find it but I swear there was a guy ID’d because he had Limber Timber tattooed on his.
The pic I’m the blue cowboy boots is taking me out 😂
soft. it helps to use something like a wrapped pop can to bend and stretch it over while tattooing.
Soft and they have to stretch it out and like mash it around to get clean lines.
A tattoo artist acquaintance once told me that he tattooed a spider web on the tip of his dick. He said he had to do it in multiple sessions cuz he’d have to ‘trick’ his dick into getting hard, but it wouldn’t last long. He asked me if I wanted to see it, and curiosity got the best of me, so I said yes. There was indeed a spiderweb tattooed on the tip of his dick.
Apparently tattoing Annaconda is the go. Do I have to explain what it says when limp?
I got “USMC” tattooed on mine. When it gets hard it says “United States Marine Corps”😏
The joke I heard as a kid ended with “Wendy? Nah, it says ‘welcome to Jamaica have a nice day “. But if you want to go get one and report back, plenty of people will read about it.
Alot of good jokes here but I was actually curious to find the answer. Please tag me if somebody actually answers.
It depends on if the tattoo artist is your type or not
Both sound terrifying
I dated a guy that had "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his penis
I never asked that question (that your asking) but I assume he got it hard/semi hard
Hard I’m pretty sure. A friend of mine had one that says scum love
Why—,,, the fuck—..?
Why would anyone get their—,,,
WHY??
Tattoos go by square cm, so cheaper when soft.
Dickbutt tattoo! It gets bigger the same time you do!
Depends on how the artist looks
Soft.
They stretch it over something. Example would be a book wrapped in cling wrap
Haha never thought It’d retell this tale but I knew a tattoo artist who went by Speedy; he was bald with a long white beard, tattooed from HEAD to TOE and I mean he was COVERED. HA, so in the telling of the story about how he’s covered from head to toe, he mentions that YEAH – hahah he WAS HARD for his d*** tat because he was gonna get a tape measure tattooed. He described it as pretty painful. He mentioned how his brother was literally having to bend his pp to stretch out the skin if it wasn’t hard, so hard was the only way he coulda done it.
Anyways he said he popped a few viagra which obviously made it more painful cause of all the blood..If I remember correctly, he ended up saying eff it and never finished it.
Now, I’m not a person with a penis so I can’t really speak on it, but just imagining it, I can’t imagine it would be possible to stay aroused very long while being tattooed? Am I crazy?
definitely hard.
Hi! Tattoo artist here. Stretched and wrapped around a pop can or something round. Hope this helps