I don’t dry my body as such, I wrap myself in a big towel, then by the time I’ve brushed my teeth, and done my face and hair, my body is dry enough to get dressed.
I use two towels lol. The thought of wiping down there and my face with the same towel kinda gives me the ick. I dry my face and neck. I flip my hair upside down, and put my hair into a towel. Then I gotta do my back because the texture of the droplets. Then everything else
My calves, shins, and feet. My cat will come in when she hears the shower shut off and start rubbing against me to beg for more breakfast. I don’t want to get her fur stuck to me.
I dry off in the shower, top down, so i don’t track water onto the floor. then when my feet / legs are the only wet things left, I step on the towel to dry my feet and legs. floor stays as dry as i am.
I put one towel in a turban on my head. Step out p to a bath mat and give my feet a quick dry. Then give shoulders a quick rub then wrap the towel around myself while I brush my teeth
Wrap my hair in a towel if I washed it, then dry from the top down with a second towel. I usually do my top half before stepping out of the shower and then feet/legs once I’m standing on the bath mat.
I wrap it around my upper body for a minute and let the towel absorb the water on my back and shoulders. Then I dry my hair and work my way down after that.
Face, chest sack n cock in a singular sweeping movement, then down the legs to feet – move the towel length ways into two hands and sweep the back from side to side from back to ass, back under the crack and to a polite finish……..it’s like a ballet 🩰
Hair and face, I use my hair towel for chest up and then wrap my hair. Use body towel for the rest. Hang up and reuse the hair towel for a couple days usually.
Face, and I have a towel turban for my hair. But I do this whilst still in the shower (it’s turned off and it’s a shower over a bath) so I dry off fully still stood in the bath tub
When I was like, 12 years old, I decided that I didn’t like the feeling of wrapping myself back up in the cold damp towel after having dried off my body, so I decided that it would be better to start from my feet and dry up. the logic was that my towel would be warmer because once it was on my upper body it didn’t really have to move, and I wouldnt get as cold.
So my order is feet-legs-hips-back-chest-arms-shoulders, and head/hair is a separate little turban towel
I’ve done it for like almost 20 years now and I can’t undo it anymore. Yes I do get weird looks from partners, no I will not accept constructive criticism.
As I progress trough body parts the towel is going to be less clean and more humid. I don’t have special towels for my face, so I optimize the order of beady parts.
squeeze water out of hair, hand squeegee all visible water on body, grab towel and dry off torso (the place where it actually matters for the cold), dry the arms, dry the legs, dry the butt and bits, step out of the shower and dry the top of the feet (bottom of feet has water removed by the bathmat), put on the slides (I have hardwoord floors and many pets and I can’t be getting that fur/hair on my damp feet), get dressed (sometimes with a short stint sitting on the bed thinking about my life)
It is always the same, since I was a kid.
Face.
Neck.
Down the left arm.
Chest.
Down the right arm.
Belly & back.
Crotch.
Left leg all the way down to the foot, step out.
Right thigh and buttcrack then all the way down my right leg and foot and step it out.
My back/chest gets dry first by default because I wrap the body towel around me, but I wipe my hair, then my legs off so minimal water falls as I walk out of the bathroom.
Face. Then my legs. Then I wrap one towel around me and wear it like a dress and put the other over my shoulders so my hair doesn’t get cold and bother me
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Hair/face
a bit of hair then the rest
Balls.
Dry top to bottom, always.
My hair.
I don’t dry my body as such, I wrap myself in a big towel, then by the time I’ve brushed my teeth, and done my face and hair, my body is dry enough to get dressed.
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My head then work my way down
My beard
Face and hair a little and then work my way down before going back to my hair
Head/ hair
face/neck
I always go hair, face, chest, stomach, privates, then on from there
The hairy parts
Hair
Feet up but skip the balls, then get the balls and ass last. Can’t believe I everyone starts from the top then goes down!!!
Face.
I squeegee myself with my hands before I step out then towel dry top to bottom
Haha, funny enough. I’ve never really thought about it until now! But I guess I usually start with my arms or shoulders.
I use two towels lol. The thought of wiping down there and my face with the same towel kinda gives me the ick. I dry my face and neck. I flip my hair upside down, and put my hair into a towel. Then I gotta do my back because the texture of the droplets. Then everything else
My hands because they pick up the towel.
I dry from top to bottom because gravity.
Asshole
Face
Face bc I’d contaminate the rest of the towel.
Idgaf after I clean my face.
First I wrap my body in towel and then arms, legs and hair. Don’t usually dry off the rest of my body
I drip dry. No towel.
Ik it sounds weird but I first dry out down there, especially the pubes then my back up to my face, yes with the same towel.
My calves, shins, and feet. My cat will come in when she hears the shower shut off and start rubbing against me to beg for more breakfast. I don’t want to get her fur stuck to me.
Face
Shoulders. Then I work my way down each arm. Once my arms are dry, it’s a free-for-all.
Face
My hair, otherwise it will drip down the rest of my body
Balls
I air dry, its better for the skin. Plus lotion works better when your skin is a tiny bit wet, helps to lock in moisture
I dry off in the shower, top down, so i don’t track water onto the floor. then when my feet / legs are the only wet things left, I step on the towel to dry my feet and legs. floor stays as dry as i am.
For the last time Kramer, I’m not letting you watch me
Face
Bootyhole, glans, then face so I can smell both
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Hair and my penis
I put one towel in a turban on my head. Step out p to a bath mat and give my feet a quick dry. Then give shoulders a quick rub then wrap the towel around myself while I brush my teeth
Hair/face!
Hair. I usually air dry the rest of
abdomen because it gets cold. Hair depending on the day
Head
My face… im a top down washer and dryer 😉🤭😂
Wrap my hair in a towel if I washed it, then dry from the top down with a second towel. I usually do my top half before stepping out of the shower and then feet/legs once I’m standing on the bath mat.
My feet so I don’t slip or leave puddles. Start at the bottom and move up.
face, neck, shoulders, arms and on down front ~ back last, and finally wrap my hair.
Apparently I’m wierd. I dry my legs and work my way up.
face
Odd question
My face, I do not like the feeling of water dripping down my face when not actively showering
♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♫
I wrap it around my upper body for a minute and let the towel absorb the water on my back and shoulders. Then I dry my hair and work my way down after that.
My face.
Hair. Because otherwise it drips on everything else, and would undo any drying I do elsewhere.
Start at the hair and work down… if you start at your feet youll drip on parts you just dried – soure: Gravity
Feet
Head
hair/ass
First I dry my first legs first. First my left, then my right.
arms
Feet.
Bottom-up approach.
Top to bottom. So hair.
Head down.
My face.
Who are you people stepping out of the shower wet? Dry your whole ass off before stepping out!
B-hole.
hair
Hair. I try to only use one side of the towel to dry the rest of me so I can wrap my hair with the non-used side.
Towel for my hair, then face.
I go head to toes, starting still in the shower, then stepping out
Face first
Wrap your hair in a towel, step out and slather yourself in baby oil and then air dry.
Boobs
head shoulder knees and toes isn’t just a kids song to teach you about body parts. It’s a guide for showering and then drying off.
Top to bottom, then back for the crack.
Face, chest sack n cock in a singular sweeping movement, then down the legs to feet – move the towel length ways into two hands and sweep the back from side to side from back to ass, back under the crack and to a polite finish……..it’s like a ballet 🩰
Top down, same order I wash 👍
Hands, if you think about it.
Hair. If not, then all the water will just run down into my eyes.
Armpits. Gotta make sure the danger zones are handled before anything else.
Hair and face, I use my hair towel for chest up and then wrap my hair. Use body towel for the rest. Hang up and reuse the hair towel for a couple days usually.
Face then hair cuz drying won’t do much good if water is trickling down my body
Face/eyes so I can see what I’m doing
Like American reading: Left to right, top to bottom.
My left foot.
Face, and I have a towel turban for my hair. But I do this whilst still in the shower (it’s turned off and it’s a shower over a bath) so I dry off fully still stood in the bath tub
Feet so that the shower mat doesn’t get wet. Can’t stand when it’s wet and cold to step on.
Head and face.
Hair. Start on top and go down.
I mean I always wrap the towel around my chest and body so I guess my chest and back. But like actually dry like pat dry is outer arms and then Dave
Hair
The biggest part obviously – my kn >!ee!<
Hair
Head then straight to Weiner
I dry while standing in the shower. It goes face, neck, arms then torso, back then down
When I was like, 12 years old, I decided that I didn’t like the feeling of wrapping myself back up in the cold damp towel after having dried off my body, so I decided that it would be better to start from my feet and dry up. the logic was that my towel would be warmer because once it was on my upper body it didn’t really have to move, and I wouldnt get as cold.
So my order is feet-legs-hips-back-chest-arms-shoulders, and head/hair is a separate little turban towel
I’ve done it for like almost 20 years now and I can’t undo it anymore. Yes I do get weird looks from partners, no I will not accept constructive criticism.
Face
Face
As I progress trough body parts the towel is going to be less clean and more humid. I don’t have special towels for my face, so I optimize the order of beady parts.
everything at once with a big a55 towel..i hate feeling cold
Face
squeeze water out of hair, hand squeegee all visible water on body, grab towel and dry off torso (the place where it actually matters for the cold), dry the arms, dry the legs, dry the butt and bits, step out of the shower and dry the top of the feet (bottom of feet has water removed by the bathmat), put on the slides (I have hardwoord floors and many pets and I can’t be getting that fur/hair on my damp feet), get dressed (sometimes with a short stint sitting on the bed thinking about my life)
I learned how to dry off from Zest soap commercials. Finish the lyric:
“You’re not fully clean unless you’re…
I dry off in the shower. Arms first, then work my way down. Hair is last.
Top to bottom, except my hair gets dried twice because the first time I do it half ass
Head. Just like washing – start from the top and work down, just as
Godthe Navy intended.It is always the same, since I was a kid.
Face.
Neck.
Down the left arm.
Chest.
Down the right arm.
Belly & back.
Crotch.
Left leg all the way down to the foot, step out.
Right thigh and buttcrack then all the way down my right leg and foot and step it out.
I pull my towel into my shower and dry my head then work down. I then use my hair dryer all over my body to finish the job.
Hair
Anyone else stand over their air purifying fan for like 30 seconds to dry their gooch? Just me? Ok great 👌
Top down
Head I believe
I just roll.arpund on the bed. Lol
face
Hair. It just makes the same sence since otherwise the water keeps dripping down and you have to dry off again.
Start at the head and work down so water isn’t dripping over what’s already dried.
Hair/face. Work my way down from the top.
Butthole
Start at top and work down, best and only way to
My face is the first part I dry off first. My feet are the last things I dry off last. 😉
Hair/head.
Wrap myself in the towel
Your palms when you grab the towel. Hair and face to keep water from eyes. Then work my way down.
Arms
Top to bottom
I asked this question a few years ago and the mods removed it 🤷
Hands…think about it!
Face then chest.
Hair/face, then work down the body.
Head, the one above my shoulders
Start at the top and work down.
Any part of my wife she wants
The hand that grabs the towel, technically
My hand
Face.
I dry top to bottom.
Ass last though.
Face & head.
My neck, my back…
Beard
Hair, no sense drying any further down as gravity exists for now.
Next question, do you bring the towel into the shower to dry off? Or step out of the shower and then dry off?
Starring at the top and work your way down
My left arm
It’s the final test to see just how through i was
You guys shower?
Hair face
Face to see, Arms and hands so they don’t get the rest of me wet while I dry. Then top down so you hair/other limbs don’t wet what’s already dry
I guess it would be back/shoulders > hair/face > arms/torso > waist/legs
My hair. Bit secretly the underside of my feet because i step on a towel
My back/chest gets dry first by default because I wrap the body towel around me, but I wipe my hair, then my legs off so minimal water falls as I walk out of the bathroom.
Face, then arms, wrap the towel around my body. Second towel for my hair
I dry off my hair while I’m still in the shower (with the water off) so my bathroom doesn’t become a wading pool.
Face
Is it just me that use separate towel specifically for face? Cause my face breaks out if i use the same towel
Hair, face, right arm, left arm in that order.
Your legs, feet are the first thing to come out so that should be the first thing you dry.
Hair and face
Face
hair. i have waist length hair. i need to get that under control when i get out of the shower
My face
Bit like washing a car – start at top and work down. That way dry bits do not have water from above running down
My asshole
Face. Then my legs. Then I wrap one towel around me and wear it like a dress and put the other over my shoulders so my hair doesn’t get cold and bother me
You plebs dry yourself? I call in the plethora of servants to clean me off with KFC wet wipes. They start with the face and hair.