honestly if im being REAL honest….
If I got a semi or am hard balls in
If Im soft out I dont wanna piss on my balls or pants so I gotta pull the turtle out of the shell…
Honestly depends how recently I busted a nut. If recent then my balls have shrunk and can chill in while I pee but if not then I literally can’t pee because my balls will stop me
I sit down when I pee because I don’t want piss splash all over the bottom/top of the toilet seat. My balls are out. Anyone else, guarantee they don’t care about their splash.
It depends on what I’m wearing. If it’s shorts, it’s balls out. If it’s pants with a zipper, I refuse to cheese grate my sack through the zipper pee hole.
Depends what I’m wearing, jeans I’m pulling jr. through the fly & holding it, sweat pants or anything with an elastic waist I’m flopping dick & nuts out, the shaft rests on the balls nicely.
Honestly the real meta is to go hands free. 1 person holds your balls, another your dick as you pee and a third person shakes the family treasure when you’re done. F1 style. You can put everything back in your pants by yourself, like a big boy.
Unless I am pissing on a tree, I just sit on the toilet and relax. Even if was done 10m ago after sitting. I considerate it as “me time”. That is kinda sad saying it out loud.
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In when I’m in a public restroom, out when I’m alone either on a public restroom or at home
If I’m at home or in a hurry I’ll just whip it all out
Out of pants. I never thought about it but I guess it’s natural and more comfortable this way and increase controllability of penis
I keep them in when I pee standing up, but I sit down at home and my pants are at my ankles so they fly free.
out of my pants, i think my pee would be flying if i put my balls in
I’m a girl
Out actually.
I’m always naked
Statistically, 97% of men have never considered this. The other 3% are either philosophers or chronic over-sharers in Urinal Talk™
I always sit, so out
How could they be in your pants?? Your pants are on the ground.
Depends. Sometimes I sit down to pee because I just want a rest. Or to make sure the aim isn’t off.
But if I’m standing, the balls stay inside.
Trousers fully pulled down to ankles and T-shirt lifted up like Butters from South Park.
In.
I put my balls in someone else’s pants. I’m pretty hardcore
Definitely in the pant
I have dick and balls all the way out. Otherwise I get too much pee stuck in my dick and can get wet spots on my pants.
In?
All yall really be peeing with your balls out? Why? That’s so much extra work?
Or do I just have big balls?
Underwear and pants around my ankles. Just like when I was 4.
I pull my pants down around my knees so full package and arse hanging out
If zipper/flap, in. If sweats, gym shorts etc, out
Wait you’re supposed to take it OUT of your pants? 😳
Out. Or I can’t empty my bladder properly.
I feel like everyone saying out is insane lol. In every time
The balls rest on top of the waistband of my undergarment.
Pants? I’m pulling mine out of my sock
Beans over frank, stuck in zipper
The better question is…
Even though I might’ve took a squirt two minutes ago, when I sit down to take a dump? I pee again. Why is that?
keeping them in means it’s gonna put pressure on the bottom of my dick which feels super weird and hurts a bit
Out, absolutely. They deserve a little fresh air too (although I admit “fresh” is a variable condition based on where I am at the time).
honestly if im being REAL honest….
If I got a semi or am hard balls in
If Im soft out I dont wanna piss on my balls or pants so I gotta pull the turtle out of the shell…
I keep my balls in my ass when I pee.
Depends if I’m at home or in public and if I’m wearing gloves or not
Out… mah boys need to breathe
Home nuts out . Public restroom nuts tucked
I take one ball out, leave the rest in, and piss down my leg.
I piss with my pants off, standing on my head.
So out I guess.
i have gigantic testicles, and they must be out when i relieve myself
I always sit while peeing. Except for public toilets, but I never pull the whole package out. Why would I? I don’t need my balls to pee.
Honestly depends how recently I busted a nut. If recent then my balls have shrunk and can chill in while I pee but if not then I literally can’t pee because my balls will stop me
I always sit, so, out I guess?
I pull my boxer leg up over my balls and penis and piss from below. Keeps the elastic from restricting urine flow.
I’m a woman and I thought the majority of you men kept the balls in.
As a continental soldier, I throw them over my shoulder.
Depends on if it’s hot. Also if it is a monster piss it’s better to have something to mess with while I wait
I sit down when I pee because I don’t want piss splash all over the bottom/top of the toilet seat. My balls are out. Anyone else, guarantee they don’t care about their splash.
Depends. If I’m using the fly, in. If there isn’t one, or I’m not using it, or I’m setting down (taking a dump), out.
Can’t risk getting knicked by the zipper so everyone is getting out of the car.
I sit down to pee because peeing while standing up sprays piss droplets and mist around the whole toilet so out of the pants.
Balls in causes kinkage in the piss line, so naturally, it’s balls out
Sometimes I pop the wheels out of the garage, but other times I just kind of pull out a bit to check the traffic.
I’m 50 years old and this has literally never occurred to me before this moment
Over my shoulder like a Continental soldier.
Wait, you guys have balls. My wife took mine.
I usually ask the person next to me which they prefer.
Single ball, left one
I have them out, but I hold my nuts with my left hand and shaft with the right
I sit down 95% of the time. It’s healthier that way.
you dont take a shoe off and untuck your dick from your sock?
That got me wondering. Well played
Good question, I’m gonna go check right now…
Out.
I honestly didn’t know the answer until I checked.
They usually just hang outside my pant legs right around my ankle
As a woman this thread has been very eye opening
I whip my.balls out, they’re like a little cushion for my willy.
Both hahaha
nice try IRS..
It depends on what I’m wearing. If it’s shorts, it’s balls out. If it’s pants with a zipper, I refuse to cheese grate my sack through the zipper pee hole.
Wait, you need balls to pee? I’ve been doing it wrong then…
To balls, or not to balls.
Well I don’t take the balls out, would be strange to have my wife’s hand bag in the male toilets.
Sometimes.
Ama go controversial. I don’t unzip and go, I pull all 3 out the top without unzipping or undoing my belt.
This probably deserves a whole new thread but, uncircumcised people – do you all pull your foreskin back when you go?
You people make me sick lol
Balls can’t be in my pants if I ain’t got no pants
I hold my balls over my dick just to show it who’s boss.
Out.
In
It doesn’t matter,I pee inside my dreams
Depends what I’m wearing, jeans I’m pulling jr. through the fly & holding it, sweat pants or anything with an elastic waist I’m flopping dick & nuts out, the shaft rests on the balls nicely.
If you get a drop of two on your pants, just make sure you give
Balls in, ass out.
Why do you want to know?
This right here is why i reddit
Depends on the day. Sometimes my boy runs bare, and sometimes the friends are there.
Balls out. Every time.
you gotta let the balls out bc that’s where the pee is stored
Honestly the real meta is to go hands free. 1 person holds your balls, another your dick as you pee and a third person shakes the family treasure when you’re done. F1 style. You can put everything back in your pants by yourself, like a big boy.
I wear a small apron and walk around with just my balls out.
Unless I am pissing on a tree, I just sit on the toilet and relax. Even if was done 10m ago after sitting. I considerate it as “me time”. That is kinda sad saying it out loud.
Well, I have always pissed my pants so I’ve decided to not wear pants anymore.
I’m writing this from jail.
Somebody do one of those youtube videos on this post where they read the post and comments
damn someone on r/polls asked a similar question a few days ago, whats going on who tf takes their balls out to piss.
I have them cupped with the other hand.
I am zip shy, I may have had the snip but I fear the nip
Depends whose pool I’m in