He lives in New York. Even though he is a superhero, expecting him to appear anywhere else is wishful thinking. And honestly, even within the city he can’t be everywhere at once. It’s a big city.
This is an interesting question regarding epistemologi. We have read Spider man comics where he lives in New York. We know New York exists. Does this mean Spider-Man exists? (This is originally a response to bad biblical epistemologi.)
Funnily enough, I was just playing Spiderman: Miles Morales with my 6 year old. I’d let him swing around until crimes appeared, which I’d handle.
Until he decided to handle one, went in the vague direction of it, and then right past, with all the criminals noticing and question marks appearing above their heads.
In the mental hospital for schizophrenia he hasn’t mentioned you were you a close friend or relative anyway he is free inbetween visiting hours if U need him except on Monday he’s got a session with his psych
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Wanking
Doing whatever a Spiderman does.
Gwen’s bedroom.
Having to work to jobs ):
Being a pretend straight bisexual twink
As always, he’s busy saving the world
Trapped in a giant bathtub
In the movies
… here? Where you need me?
Pizza delivery
He saw the mess and said “nah, this is an Avengers-level problem.”
Everyone gets one
He’s is going to Reseda.
We are all in some way or another going to Reseda someday to die.
Staying away from you.
Sleeping. He has class in the morning.
He’s far from home
He lives in New York. Even though he is a superhero, expecting him to appear anywhere else is wishful thinking. And honestly, even within the city he can’t be everywhere at once. It’s a big city.
I apologize I was doing some spidey work
Diving on me while I’m trying to lord Ironman
Sittin on tha toilet
Sittin on tha toilet
SITTIN ON THA TOILET
Now flush
Everybody always gets one, so if you’ve had your one, he’s out giving somebody else their one..
I’m sorry, who?
At the swinger’s club
Last seen at the Electric Company.
Being a peeping tom
Normally New York , I hear he likes Mid Town.
With the avengers
Probably stuck in traffic… in Queens.
Probably stuck in HR for using the word “thwip” without consent.😥
while watching ssn 1 of daredevil: born again, i’m wondering what’s going on elsewhere during the final episode!
Probably trapped in a multiverse of madness.
This is an interesting question regarding epistemologi. We have read Spider man comics where he lives in New York. We know New York exists. Does this mean Spider-Man exists? (This is originally a response to bad biblical epistemologi.)
In my imagination, unfortunately.
Finally, an important question
He missed the part where that’s his problem
Funnily enough, I was just playing Spiderman: Miles Morales with my 6 year old. I’d let him swing around until crimes appeared, which I’d handle.
Until he decided to handle one, went in the vague direction of it, and then right past, with all the criminals noticing and question marks appearing above their heads.
Probably stuck in traffic… swinging doesn’t help when you’re in the suburbs.
In a different universe, due to him being a fictional character
He is looking for a suitable suit for his meeting with Trump.
In the mental hospital for schizophrenia he hasn’t mentioned you were you a close friend or relative anyway he is free inbetween visiting hours if U need him except on Monday he’s got a session with his psych
Fighting Venom.
Getting screwed by his writers.
Looking for MJ
Being a hero
He’s in my basement. Tied up and gagged. Bout to lay a small pipe on your boi.
Shooting some webs to MJ