Which death penalty method would you choose for yourself?

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If you were sentenced to the penalty. From all the methods in the world. Which would you choose?

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  2. Ahshitbackagain Avatar

    Stoned. I’d be stoned.

  3. Hi_Im_Dadbot Avatar

    Chased off a cliff by a group of naked women in roller skates.

  4. Vistaus Avatar

    Lethal injection.

  5. Shaqer_ Avatar

    Big fat bomb so that I don’t have time to think that I’m dying.

  6. RecklesslyADHD Avatar

    Like that guys brain in 3 body problem

  7. cheapcrustymuffins Avatar

    lethal injection is the only sane answer. unless they fuck it up, you don’t feel a thing.

  8. Previous_Kale_4508 Avatar

    Is old age and snu snu a valid option?

  9. steroboros Avatar

    Wine laced with opiates, similarly to Socrates

  10. Pennywise626 Avatar

    Dropped out of a plane without a parachute. Never tried skydiving, might as well do it once

  11. Any-Foundation-3060 Avatar

    shoved off the bridge with the highest drop

  12. Shoboy_is_my_name Avatar

    Real world methods? Probably a bullet to the back of the head.

    If I could create my own? Do a massive line of coke then jump out of a plane BuckNaked and do The Superman pose all the way down at speeds of about 200mph!

  13. Mission-Profession19 Avatar

    Shot by firing squad 

  14. fulltrendypro Avatar

    Firing squad — I just want it quick, no drama, no wires, no countdown. Just let me go out like an old Western outlaw. Hat optional.

  15. Relax_itsa_Meme Avatar

    Lifetime sentence of Only access to r/Politics

  16. Mother_Assumption925 Avatar

    Firing Squad, go out with a bang.

  17. humanity_go_boom Avatar

    Nitrogen is supposed to be peaceful

  18. ButtHurtStallion Avatar

    Old Age for sure. Comfortably in a bed.

  19. goatjugsoup Avatar

    Definitely nitrogen OD

  20. OutsidePerson5 Avatar

    Being drowned in the liquified remains of 100 people of my choosing.

    So, you going to liquify the people I specify, or are you going to call this execution off?

    Wanna guess who might be on my little list? I’ll give you a hint: it starts with the judge and prosecutor, and then moves on from there….. Oh, and ends with the person pushing the button to liquify the others then dump that liquid onto me. So push the button and hop in buddy, cuz you’re the last one.

  21. MuthaPlucka Avatar

    “Femputer says… death by snu snu!”

  22. emru95 Avatar

    Lethal inhection. I want to leave behind an unharmed corpse.

  23. PlatosBalls Avatar

    Firing squad, traditional, outdoors so my soul can fly away.

  24. Tentativ0 Avatar

    Probably breathing 100% Nitrogen.

  25. Running_Dumb Avatar

    350 mg MDMA, 3 tabs of acid, a little heroine to take the edge off then Breathing pure nitrogen until I slip off into oblivion. Then I want my remains scattered over Disneyland. But I DON’T want to be cremated.

  26. TurnipTripper Avatar

    A proper hanging. Snap of the neck and it’s over before it even begins. No bleeding out, no chance of injections not working properly, and no suffering from the effects of the gas chamber.

  27. beatissima Avatar

    Freezing to death doesn’t sound like a bad way to go if one has to go.

  28. MissHibernia Avatar
  29. chipperlovesitall Avatar

    Thrown into a shark infested feeding frenzy

  30. Ordinary-Violinist-9 Avatar

    Guilotine quick, less painfull and gore for the viewers

  31. Practical_Cabbage Avatar

    I want to become a Hiroshima shadow.

  32. RoninPilot7274 Avatar

    Currently settled on hanging

  33. tafkas001 Avatar

    Hypoxia seems the most humane, after watching the whole of the documentary that this clip is from, I don’t fancy any of the others

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvkjfG4A_M

  34. Calm_Channel_6262 Avatar

    I’m too civilised and European for this kind of question

  35. boringsimp Avatar

    Look up the cricket player shane warnes death. I’d like to go that way please

  36. One_Ad_2300 Avatar

    There is a chemical that, once injected, will interfere with the blood’s ability to carry oxygen through the body. You basically pass out and die in your sleep. For obvious reason I will not state its name.

    Either that or a death rollercoaster. Or strapped to a massive bomb, so that I don’t even get to feel the pain.

  37. RileyMax0796 Avatar

    Pulverized pelvis or old age

  38. dadzcad Avatar

    A handful of Xanax washed down with a fifth of Uncle Nearest whiskey.

    That should do the trick. 👍🏾

  39. Dr_Rapier Avatar

    Fired into the black hole at the centre of the galaxy.
    Cause then the state would be duty bound to keep me alive and healthy till it is technically possible.

  40. Tj-Tengu Avatar

    Strapped to a rocket and fired at the sun.

  41. hoglar Avatar

    Like Major King Kong in Dr Strangelove.

  42. Glozboy Avatar

    I want to be bored to death

  43. morts73 Avatar

    Firing squad. I’m going out in a hail of bullets.

  44. ShamefulWatching Avatar

    Nitrogen asphyxiation for planned, cervical spine shear for immediate. It’s like getting decapitated with it still attached.

  45. LosPer Avatar

    Nitrogen poisoning

  46. EmbarrassedDesign313 Avatar

    15 milligrams of pentobarbital please. You litterally just fall asleep and don’t wake up it’s considered the most humane way possible.

  47. accountrobot Avatar

    I’d like to be blown up in the most shocking way possible with people watching.

  48. prairiefiresk Avatar

    Based on the last time I had to call an LEO to euthanize a deer i hit…it would not be gunshot.

  49. MadnessAndGrieving Avatar

    I choose divide judgement. If I deserve death, let God strike me down.

  50. Alklazaris Avatar

    ANFO Explosion
    If you want me dead then you must be willing to clean up the mess. It’s instant death.

  51. TheWaterWave2004 Avatar

    The euthanasia coaster

  52. GiraffeWithATophat Avatar

    Thermonuclear explosion. Ideally in a populated area.

  53. DandDNerdlover Avatar

    Give me a bottle of whiskey and put me in a room and fill it helium. I’ll get drunk and laugh at my high pitched voice till I fall asleep

  54. Superdooperblazed420 Avatar

    Guillatine for sure, but for ones still used Firing squad 100%, then hanging second. Lethal injection sounds horrible when botched. Then electric chair last if it’s still used.

  55. kickbn_ Avatar

    Formal way : Guillotine or firing squad
    Informal way : poisoned last meal, something painless

  56. ForsakenPoptart Avatar

    Tactical nuclear weapon. If I’m going down, I’m taking a bunch of you with me!

  57. pashiz_quantum Avatar

    Execution by a headshot

  58. webgruntzed Avatar

    Nitrogen. You get dizzy, then you get stoned, then you’re out. All over in a few minutes.

  59. wazbang Avatar

    Getting fingered by a bull elephant

  60. Spacekook_ Avatar

    Between some thick thighs

  61. OkSpinach5268 Avatar

    Shoot me in the head.

  62. Glandular-Slaughter Avatar

    I’m swinging between hanging and garrotting.

  63. Arntor1184 Avatar

    Just shoot me in the head with a 30-06. Quick, easy, cheap and effective.

  64. MrWindblade Avatar

    Fire me out of a cannon at a wall

  65. apocketfullofcows Avatar
  66. Patralgan Avatar

    Falling to a supermassive black hole. A more realistic would be alcohol poisoning

  67. Caligari_Cabinet Avatar

    Do you have a menu?

  68. EvulOne99 Avatar

    Death by meteor strike. When I’m far enough from anyone else to get hurt.

  69. norby2 Avatar

    Just shoot me!

  70. D-ouble-D-utch Avatar

    Bullet to the dome

  71. rpc56 Avatar

    Firing squad, no hood smoking a cigar

  72. VoidExileR Avatar

    I’m torn between gas putting me to sleep or something sexual. Or explosions surrounding the head

  73. DrClutch93 Avatar

    Opioid coma right before getting beheaded.

  74. PissinginTheW1nd Avatar

    I want to be shot in the head with a revolver and then cremated, then my ashes are to be fired out of a cannon into the stratosphere. Long live Hunter S. Thompson

  75. IjonaTichy Avatar

    Suffocating to death by a pile of puppies or kittens

  76. The_Shadow_Watches Avatar

    Firing squad by Automated turrets with 4 soldiers each pressing a red button, one of those 4 buttons is the firing button.

  77. 1tiredman Avatar
  78. Soonerpalmetto88 Avatar

    Suffocation by Colin Jost’s ass.

  79. InternalAd8499 Avatar

    Shrinked to a small size and swallowed by my crush

  80. Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 Avatar

    Lethal injection, but if I got to pick just give me a bunch of opioids and sedatives so I just fall asleep please.

  81. GhostintheNether Avatar

    I’d prefer getting beaten to death in a ghetto – starving there or getting cremated alive at the concentration camp doesn’t sound the most pleasant, and neither does dying in a cattle car. Alternatively, I could become a political figure of some sort and get long knived. Idrk.

  82. The_Great_Fisherman Avatar

    Firing squad, as far as I’ve heard it’s the least painful and you are dead immidietly

  83. Mr-Bry-Guy Avatar
  84. SRJ342 Avatar

    Anti aircraft gun.

    Sounds amazing.